Like me, you are probably an avid reader of erotica, maybe it’s for stimulation, enjoyment or even sustaining the curious … whatever it is, like me, you may believe this all to be so improbable that it has to be fiction.
Well, that has been my attitude until last weekend. Finally that improbable, unexpected and, I should add, unsolicited piece of erotica entered my certainly non-fictional life.
So how do I set the scene, where do I start, gees, what should I tell!!!
I guess best place to start (using the old cliché) is at the beginning … around two years ago I got married to a superb wife, whom for this exposé I’ll refer to as Marg. Marg and I had only dated for a year or so when we finally got hitched. By that stage, we really hadn’t had the opportunity to fully explore each others sexual tendencies, fetishes or pleasures … and was I in for an exciting time.
To try and paint the picture, Marg is your average woman, not a drop dead gorgeous film star or a waiflike catwalk model … but a wonderfully sexy, seductive brunette that caught my gaze the first time I laid eyes on her. She is only 5’4”, with an incredibly sexy body, and I must say, the feature that stands out to me is the legs – yep, I’m a legs man.
Anyway, having been married for over a year my wife was watching “Sex in the City”, a US series I’m sure many of you are aware of. Which, at first, just wasn’t my cup of tea … I’m more a Law & Order man myself, even The Practise … not exactly erotic I grant you … but intellectually stimulating all the same.
Each “Sex in the City” episode raises various sexually related topics affecting New York women in their 30’s, and I must say explore them in some detail … all while I’m in another room glued to a courtroom drama – gees, Intellectually stimulating … stupid bugger I know.
Well, by the end of a specific episode my wife was noticeably aroused and decided to visit my sanctuary of courtroom antics and let me know that the end of “Law & Order” was not going to be screened on this TV for the evening.
After some muted protestations (I told you I enjoy the show), we proceeded to have the most frantic sex we’ve ever experienced. Buttons flew, sheets were torn … anyway you get the picture. (I’m not even to my story yet … crikeys I can rave!)
Well, finally rolling over, lying in the all too well known wet spot, I mustered the energy to inquire where the hell that came from. From which Marg explained that the evening’s “Sex In The City” episode talked all about threesomes … I got to let on at this point – I was getting horny again already – threesomes, mmmm. So Marg started to ask about my fantasies and whether I’ve ever been interested in exploring sex with multiple women or men.
So, a quick question to our female readers … how do you answer this question safely. Half my mind is screaming no, of course not my dear; you are the only one for me – forever and ever, amen!!!! The other half my mind, and certainly other areas of my anatomy answered for me.
Marg noticing a quickly recovering member, moving from half-mast to full attention, seemed to give away my inner thoughts and desires.
The conversation seemed to just fizzle out after that – well almost anyway, different story I guess, life moved on and we just continued our wonderfully sex charged marriage (it is still the first few years after all!)
Now, time to take a leap forward, about a year later. You done that? This is where the real story starts … one evening my wife says she is having a friend over for dinner. This friend of hers has been quite close for nigh on five years, and actually known my wife longer than I … so who knows the history between these two. Well, being the supportive husband, I said it was great she was having friends over, and I was more than happy to head out to the local and have a few drinks with “me mates” while watching the, just started, “World Cup Soccer”.
Off I trotted to the pub, watched a game (or two) and decided around 11:00 ‘ish it was time to bid farewell and head off home. Fortunately, home was all of two minutes walk away, for after a few beers I’m feeling quite tipsy. Get to the front door, about to insert the key and what was this I hear …
“So, Bec, how do you feel about threesomes?”
My God! That’s my wife, talking to a friend about threesomes, I’m half pissed, and keen as mustard … I have been stunned, which is great, I hesitate ...
“Well,” a pregnant pause, “I have tried it once before, with my ex boyfriend. He brought one of his mates home and, well, it just seemed to happen.”
My mind is racing, do I stand out here in the freezing cold (it is Winter in Australia you know) or do I insert the key, giving myself up and interrupting a thoroughly exciting conversation. What would you do?
Same here, I stayed my ground, absolutely riveted, wondering where this was going to lead.
“What was it like?” My wife’s voice … gees I want to look into the room at least … checking for a subtle (and possibly warmer) vantage point.
“I didn’t like it … but that was more to do with Mark” (her boyfriend).
Spotting a warmer spot to the left, sheltering beside a tree, I can spy through the blinds and see the living room.
There, sitting with a half dealt deck of cards, an open bottle of wine (and one empty), two half empty (or half full) glasses, were my wife and her friend, Bec.
Whoa, I haven’t even described Bec for you yet, how remiss of me. Well, Bec is an absolute classic nutcase, she is bubbly, charismatic, and, well, yes, drop dead gorgeous. She talks incessantly, but hey, everyone has their flaws. She is just shorter than my wife, about 5’3”, sandy coloured hair, blue eyes and a permanently cheeky expression. Seems to have remarkably sized breasts for her petite frame and one hell of a set of legs. She has a sexiness about her that draws guys from everywhere – funnily enough she has a real inferiority complex and doesn’t think that highly of herself. Strange.
Well, having repositioned myself in a more secure and somewhat secluded area, I tuned back into their conversation.
Shit, missed that bit … I think Marg said would you do it again … or it that just wishful thinking … I could curse … the best bit … mind shut up – or you’ll miss more!
“Why do you ask?”
Ok, that was Bec, come on Marg – give me a clue.
“Bec, you know when we went to Greece, and I went missing for a while … well, I’d actually met a girl called Carine – we just played around a bit and anyway, it always left me curious. And, I know that my husband’s curious … he’d love to have a threesome.”
Wow, ok, steady as she goes, and leave that alone … no time to shoot the load now … you won’t function later!!!
“Carine was with you?”
Bec!!!! My mind is screaming … get back to the threesome bit.
Marg just nodded her head.
“Wow, that’s amazing.” Bec smiled, in her exuberant fashion, “we had a few games to play too!”
Bec and Marg laughed, and for the next few minutes reminisced about Greece, the games and seemed to be getting off track. My dick started to subside, frostbite was setting in, my mind started to give up on this fantasy that was seemingly taking reality, and I decided it was time to shrug the virtually non-existent shelter of the tree and join the warmth of Bec and Marg.
Inserting the key into the front door, I could hear the sudden silence, and subsequent giggles. I opened the door, feigning ignorance as to prior discussions, and greeted my wife with a kiss.
As I did, she gently rubbed herself against me, somewhat catching me by surprise, and welcomed me home.
I was about to discard my jacket when Bec chimed, “Hey where’s my homecoming kiss?”
So I turned back towards Bec and gave her the typical friendly peck and shoulder hug … all very polite … but difficult to achieve with my mind wandering at its current pace.
Bec and Marg then said I should join in the game – yes, the cards were actually part of some game they’d been playing.
“Sure,” I replied, “What are you playing?”
Bec started to explain the basic run of play, but to cut it short, whoever had the highest card could ask anyone a question which had to be answered truthfully … furthermore, to add a little spice they were aiming to finish at least this and the next bottle of wine.
I must interject at this point … they’d been retrieving wines from my rack, so I offered to pick the next, a slightly less expensive one I admit … but who was going to appreciate it at this time of the evening.
So grabbing a cushion I sat between my wife and her friend and asked who’s go.
Of course, any new comer to a game knows the answer to this one … “Yours” in chorus.
So, we each picked a card, in three’s it’s a slightly different game – as I was about to find out, now there were two questions to the lowest card. And, of course, who had the lowest – you guessed it … sure it’s rigged!
“Ok, my turn first,” it was my wife, “what’s your favourite sexual position?”
Well, she certainly set the scene. I decided it was time for another drink, and a cigarette – a habit that always returns once I drink. It also bought me time to think of an answer, that was witty, seductive, and leading to the next step of a threesome …
“Ummmmmmm”
Come on, mate, you can do better than that.
“Well, I must say, my favourite position,” still buying time – my mind wanted to say I haven’t tried it yet … but my mouth just blurted, “doggie style.”