Recently, I found new hair stylist, Joseph. He's cut my hair once. We did something else, too.
I was looking for a gay hair stylist. Women are so inattentive after the first few visits. They're always busy bitching or chatting with other employees. I don't mind spending the big bucks, but I want full attention. Shit, I tell great stories too! I've always been told I should write a book.
For my first appointment, I decided to wear a sexy purple leather skirt with matching jacket, a form-fitting white blouse and a tiny black thong. I'm not sure why.
There was a full-length mirror in front of the chair. As I sat down, I was careful to show my panties, thinking I should have picked white ones so they'd stand out more. Joseph put the stupid cape on me too soon.
Joseph said, "I've been thinking about you ever since you called for an appointment last week. What you said about serious sex time on Saturday mornings." Somehow sex had come into the conversation in a hurry. "Are you swingers?"
"Only in our fantasy life," I answered.
"Let's decide what we're going to do to your hair," he said. "Which side do you part it on?"
"I go both ways," I replied.
"I knew you were a swinger," he said.
"I'm talking about my hair," I said. I was pretty wild in my younger days, but I hadn't fucked around in well over ten years. So what I was already doing with Joseph was exciting.
"I'll have to wait a half hour tomorrow for your husband," Joseph remarked. "I'm not in the habit of standing around idle." When I'd called the salon, I'd made an appointment for Gene, too. Joseph had wanted to make it 11:00 AM, since he started at 6:30 AM on Saturday to get done early. I'd told him that was too early, since Saturday was our only day for serious play time. "I should get to watch if I have to wait for Gene with nothing to do."
"Is Gene into men?" Joseph asked.
"He's curious," I answered. I didn't know Joseph, so I wasn't sure how much to say. He'd talked about his girlfriend and said, "Straight men do a lot of hair styling, now."
I told him a little about our fun. I knew he thought I was exaggerating. Saturday was our one day with the kid away from home, so we could play anywhere in the house and be as nasty as we wanted to be.
"I'd like to see that," Joseph said. "I can imagine you fucking in the recliner."
"Recliner hell," I thought. "Imagine me bending my husband over the table and fucking him with my dildo."
Joseph kept saying he only wanted to watch or he could video it for us. He'd have to see us to believe we did all the things I claimed.
"Well," I said, "I'm still in my learning curve, but when I get it down I'll let you know."
Heck, I hadn't even mentioned the domination/submission games Gene and I play.
It seems Joseph used to record porn movies and knew how to zoom in and out on things. You have to have close-ups. It's hard to really record yourselves, keeping the action in front of the camera.
I liked the idea. I was a little nervous but getting excited by the prospect. I'd love to have a tape of us. I know it would be awesome. I was already thinking about what I'd wear for the different aspects of our play.
Then, some guy came in, stood right behind me and started talking to Joseph, about football!
Ignore me? Right! Joseph was standing directly in front of me. I started rubbing my knee into his crotch and he just kept talking. I was amazed there wasn't any reaction on his face. Yet, he didn't move out my reach.
The football guy finally left. Joseph was trying to work on my hair and I kept moving as I talked. I didn't want to be too loud. "Hold still," he said. "Don't make me chase after you." But I like being chased.
Joseph said he'd hurt his back last weekend and hasn't even found a way to have sex with his honey.
Being helpful, as I tend to be, I made numerous suggestions. He kept saying, "We tried that too." He'd finally gone into the bathroom and did it himself.
"That was selfish," I said, "not letting her watch. Did she get hers?"
"Yes, we sort of masturbated for each other," he said.
"So why'd you go into the bathroom to finish?"
"I'm going to have to go into the bathroom or suffer because of what you've done," he said.
"What did I do?" I asked innocently.
"I can't walk around here with a pole in my pants," he said. "I keep having to adjust my pants and shirt. I may need to put my robe back on."
I'd been watching him adjusting his clothes a lot. I laughed and said, "I'm sorry, sort of. I do like getting a rise out of men. I call my husband at work and talk nasty to him, giving him a hard on. He doesn't ever complain."
"I really am going to have to go to the bathroom," Joseph said.
"Okay," I said, "but I want to watch."
"Sure. Really?" he asked, looking at me strangely. He was wondering what I was doing.
"Really!"
"At least my back isn't hurting right now."
"Well all your blood is elsewhere!"
Joseph asked again, "Do you really mean it, that you want to watch?"
"Yes." To my own utter amazement, I was beginning to mean it. I could feel myself getting wetter.
He still didn't believe me. "Will you show me anything?"
"If I see yours I will."
"Well how can I do it without you seeing it?"
"Well, you did put your robe back on. It's long. How do I know you're not going to jerk off under it. I'll definitely show you mine."
"Okay let's go," he said.