There we were. Just like every other Friday night since as far back as I can remember all we do is sit around watching TV. It's not like back when we were dating though. Were both a bit older, bigger, and have the kids to worry about, but this weekend it's just us. The kids are at sleepovers, and we're alone at seven on a Friday.
"Let's go do something." I say breaking the silence.
"Like what?"
"I don't know. Let's go shoot darts or something? Let's just do something different. Let ourselves go for a change. Let's have fun."
"Okay, but let's not stay out too late okay? It's been a long day."
I agree, and I go get ready. I wear jeans and a tee shirt, and then she walks out. She looks great in a purple sweater with a vee neckline that stops perfectly to show that the cleavage is there without showing it, and hugs just nice around her D cup chest. She's wearing her black stretch pants which are snug around her rather large ass. He long brown hair combed so nice, and the minimalist of make up accentuating her beautiful face. I take in her five one frame, and she looks ravishing to me. Her big belly, and large ass make the years of extra weight look good on her. I never liked big girl, but this three hundred pounder is pound-able.
I'm no prize myself anymore. I'm five eight, two hundred and fifty pounds. I have short black hair and keep a full beard. My hair has a few grays, and my beard has a few blacks. My stomach isn't flat like when I was a teen. I change shirts into a maroon button down since she's dressed so nice.
"I think we're over dressed for shooting darts at the bar, but you look too good and I wouldn't want you to change."
"Just make sure you have some money." She says walking past me.
I follow her, and hold the door as she gets in the car. Then I drive to a nearby tavern. I see that's it's pretty crowded so I ask if she wants to do this, and she says that we're here so we'll make the most of it. When we get in it's noisy and crowded reminding me why I don't go to bars. I hold her hand so we don't lose each other as I find a place to sit. There's only one chair so I sit her before making my way to the bar for drinks.
She's sitting there peacefully when I return to hand her the drink. I look around seeing two dart machines, and both are being used. One is close to the end of the game so I leave her to check out the board. I set my money on the machine to claim the next game before returning to her. Her drink is gone so I buy her another.
"You took care of that last one fast."
"Well, you left me surrounded by I don't know how many stinking guys. What else did you expect me to do?" She says and then thinks about it. "Don't answer perv."
"I would have said to say hello, but I see where your mind is. Their game is just about done let's head over to the board."
I lead her to the board by the hand, and we stand there waiting as the four guys finish their game. I ask them for the bar darts so we can play, and one of the guys, a twenty something hippy takes the darts off the table before I can grab them.
"Our board. We won so you have to play us for control of the machine."
"How about you let my wife and I play, and then you can have it back?"
"There's two of us, and two of you. We'll play couples."
I look at her questioningly.
"We came here to shoot darts let's just shoot the damn darts."
"Okay then. My machine, my game. We play Cricket for control." he says smiling.
He and one of his friends get up from the table introducing themselves.
The hippy says his name is Jack. He's about five seven or so with a skinny frame, and a trimmed beard and short brown hair. His friend says his name is Ben, and he's six foot something with shoulder length blond hair, blue eyes, and a square jaw. He looks very toned, and rugged for a twenty something guy.
"I'm Bob, and this is my wife Michele." I say shaking their hands.
They both smile cordially as they shake my hand, and then grin as they take my wife's hand kissing it on top as they say that the pleasure is all theirs. Jack puts the money in choosing the game, and we begin to shoot. I go first trying to knock the rust off my throwing arm. I don't hit much of anything.
"It's been a couple of decades give me a break." I laugh.
Ben shoots next hitting three out of three to score and close one of the numbers. Then my wife shoots hitting everything but the board.
"Sorry." She says as I pick up the darts from the floor.
Jack shoots scoring well, and then I go again. I hit good scoring some points. Again Ben shoots closing another number.
"Don't cut us a break or anything." I joke.
"I won't old man." he says smugly.
My wife tosses the dart all over again giving me something to pick up. Jack shoots scoring well again.
"I don't think they want to give up the board." I say to her.
"That's okay. We're playing anyway." She says finishing he drink.
I shoot my turn doing fairly well, and then I go to get her a refill. When I get back Ben is showing her how to shoot. She tries, and at least hits the board.
"Well that helped some." I say to her.
"Yeah. They really aren't that bad of guys when you talk with them."
I take my turn seeing both Jack and Ben talking and smiling with her. The Ben comes up tossing three quick darts shooting not so good.
"There. I gave you a chance, but that's because she asked."
When she went she hit some numbers for once, and then the rotation went on with them talking to her non stop. Even when I'm standing there it's as though they don't know I'm even there. I see my wife smiling and laughing so I'm just glad she's having a good time. By the end of the game Ben is right against her back holding her arm straight showing her how to throw. Needless to say they win. Easily.
"Shall we get going then, or would you like another drink?" I ask her.
"Get her another one." Jack tells me. "I'm going to play just her and I. If that's okay with you pretty lady?"
"I guess. That's okay right hon?" She asks me.
"It's up to you babe. If you want to go we can go. Otherwise paly another one."
"Okay. It's early yet. I'll play another one." She announces.
I go up to get her another drink, and when I return Jack is doing the same as Ben had done to help her throw better. It doesn't help. She never could throw a dart.
"How's the game?" I ask her after her turn.
"I'm losing."
"Yeah, but are you having fun?"
"Yeah. I am." She kisses me on the cheek as she gets up to take her turn.
I watch as Ben returns with three shot glasses. He hands one to Jack, one to my wife, and keeps the last one for himself.
"Sorry old man, the lady says you're driving."
He's right, and that's why I haven't been drinking. I wonder who's driving them? I watch as they take their shots, and return to the game. Ben takes the empty shot glasses to the bar, and returns with them full.
"Are you going to be okay?" I ask after she drinks the second shot. "It's been a long time since you've drank like this you know."
"I'll be fine. I'm having fun."
I sit back watching as Jack and Ben fawn all over her. She's had esteem issues since gaining all the weight so I'm glad to see her getting some attention. They finally finish their game four shots, and an hour later. I know my wife is drunk. She doesn't stagger or slur her words, but she does get very talkative and happy. I see her yapping away and laughing a lot. I'm sure the shots have hit her.