A Line From a Movie - 750 Word

Author's Note : This piece is 750 words because I wanted it to focus on the movie quote. It could be longer with scenes before and after this piece. Honestly I have other longer pieces I'm attempting and finding it a hard slog so rather than add this to the list of things to write

someday

I'm publishing it like this.

Open invitation to take this to where you think it could / should go.

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I was sitting in my office of my small accounting practice watching it happen live. The hidden camera captured the pornographic performance of my soon to be ex-wife and the boss of her part time job, Jamal.

I looked at the clock. It was 2:15. School would be out in another 15 minutes and the bus would drop the kids off about 15 minutes after that. I was starting to think I needed to call my wife to remind her of the time. Five minutes later I was reaching for my phone to interrupt the adulterer when I watched him pull his extra-large black cock out of her white cunt. He dragged her down onto her knees and made her finish him with her mouth. He's got a big black cock, could it be any more cliché? I swear my face made that expression when you first sucked a nasty sour lemon at the thought of kissing her. Never again.

A moment of post coital bliss before they noticed the time. She walked him to the door and at 2:30 exactly. I watched him leave through the doorbell camera. Hopefully the video evidence of the near miss with her lover and our kids would sway a judge that I would be the better parent to have custody.

The browser window showed the search return for divorce lawyers in Eugene Oregon. Why do they all call themselves family lawyers when all the reviews are about divorce? I dialed the number of the lawyer closest to my office.

"Good afternoon. This is the office of Bird Black and Cocke. How may I help you today?"

"Hello. I'm in need of a good divorce lawyer. Actually a shark lawyer would be better. This is my first call."

"Well our most combative partner is Mr. Cock."

"Really, his name is pronounced that way. Wow." With a family name like that I could take a guess why he was 'combative'. "When can I get an appointment with Mr Cocke?"

I noticed movement on the doorbell camera I hadn't closed yet. The school bus pulled up and was honking to get their mothers attention. I heard our door open and watched as they raced inside. I glanced at the clock 2:35. The bus is really early today. That made the near miss worse. Hopefully it would also be a stronger case for me.

After I had made an initial appointment to see Mr Cocke the following afternoon I made a call to let her know that I would be picking up pizza for dinner. There was no way I wanted to eat anything she'd touched.

At about 6:30 that night I walked into the house to be greeted by my two favorite people in the world. Both raced to me but with different goals. My 9 year old son was clearly aiming for the pizza. My 7 year old daughter wanted a pick up, hug and kiss. My son was still young enough that I could also give him a pick up, hug and kiss, but he was wiggling to get back down again, eager to get his first slice. They grow up so quickly.

The lack of interest in anything but the pizza from the adulterous spouse was just another reason that had started to raise my suspicions that led to the hidden camera in our bedroom.

By 10pm both kids were in bed and we were each in our arm chairs while I looked up a movie to stream so I wouldn't have to interact with the adulterer. The 1999 file Analyze This caught my attention and I started it without asking. I loved the 'hit the pillow' scene.

It also has a scene that causes temporary insanity.

Dr. Ben Sobel : No, I'm not, I'm just trying to understand, why do you have a girlfriend?

Boss Paul Vitti : I do things with her I can't do with my wife.

Dr. Ben Sobel : Why can't you do them with your wife?

Boss Paul Vitti : Hey, that's the mouth she kisses my kids goodnight with! What are you, crazy?

A shiver went down my spine as I realized what had happened when my kids came home early. Where her mouth had been just 5 minutes before they came in the door expecting a hug and kiss from their mother.

My last clear memory was me struggling out of my chair. Shouting at her.

"You kissed my kids with your cock sucking mouth."