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The Life-Giver removed her robe and reclined back onto the throne. Her body had been covered in henna ink drawings in a Celtic design. She wore a decadent smile... a smile of knowing; a smile that hinted at what she knew was about to unfold before her. One of her attendants, still dressed in her black silk tunic, led the first initiate to her. And that's when things got weird... oh so deliciously weird.
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It was Tuesday. Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday. I said as much to Deirdre, my hipster, granola loving roommate. God love her, she's a piece of work. We had both graduated the same year, but from different colleges and had both been selected for an apprenticeship program with a big cyber security firm. It didn't pay much the first two years and the work schedule was brutal, but, if you didn't wash out, the promotion to full-time programmer came with a nice raise and some sweet benefits. I had gotten my degree with a double-major in computer science and electrical engineering from a big state university down south where my social life was a blur of football games, fraternity parties and alumni mixers.
I had been a big drinker and partier... for the first two years. After that, getting drunk and puking in a parking lot while some douchebag tried to convince me to let him feel me up lost its glamour. Plus, my course work got a lot harder and required more and more of my time. And, let's face it, the guys I met in my engineering and computer science classes were... an eclectic lot. I got along fine with them and was totally able to get my nerd on around them, but they weren't exactly the type to get my panties in a bunch. Some of them tried, often way too hard, but most of the time, I didn't know whether I should laugh at them or take pity on them and try to teach them a little about how to talk to actual girls.
Deirdre, on the other hand, had attended a private, all-girls' college up north. Her college social life probably involved a lot of bad, angry poetry and political marches. However, even though she referred to me as the sorority slut and I teased her about hairy armpits and Birkenstocks, we got along really well. For one thing, she was a gifted programmer and I was learning a lot from her, and for another, she was a total neat freak. It was nice having an apartment that was clean enough to eat off the floors. Also, she didn't really have hairy armpits. I caught a glimpse of her in the bathroom one day -- she had a cute little figure and she was wearing lacy black underwear; something that surprised me for a girl whose wardrobe consisted of ironic tee-shirts and baggy jeans.
We sometimes went out together on the weekends, but most of the time, she would stay home and do online gaming. Not me. After a week of 12 hour-days spent hunched over a computer screen, the last thing I wanted to look at was another computer. Deirdre's only other social event was the club-organization thing she went to every Tuesday night. It was something called the "Red Coven" and I assumed that it was somehow gaming related. Every once in a while, she would invite me to come along with her, but I always found an excuse to decline.
Then I broke up with the guy I had been dating. I had met him in college and we had talked about long-term plans. I had landed this apprenticeship, but after a year, he was still mostly unemployed and bouncing between part-time jobs. He finally decided that he would join the military instead of wasting the rest of his 20s serving coffee to yuppies and I applauded him for that. But, it meant that our lives were about to take very different directions. I couldn't leave and he couldn't stay. We ended things as friends, but I was surprised at how much it had affected me. It's weird waking up one day and finding out that everything you planned for has changed and I remember feeling alone and my job suddenly felt pointless. I didn't know what to do with myself and I found myself moping around the apartment.
That's when Deirdre got tired of listening to me whine.
"Nothing good ever happens on a Tuesday," I said, gloomily. "I looked it up. There's a website where you can plug in any date in history and it will tell you what day of the week it happened on."
"Oh?" replied Deirdre, rolling her eyes. "Such as?"
"9-11 happened on a Tuesday. So did Columbine," I said flatly. "Also, Rome was sacked by the Visigoths on a Tuesday. The French revolution started on a Tuesday. Elvis died on a Tuesday."
"Did he?" asked Deirdre, sarcastically.
"Yes, and," I continued, "and so did Superman actor George Reeves and Richard the First of England." I paused and tried to remember some more. "And... and...St. Thomas Beckett of Canterbury was murdered on a Tuesday! You can't expect me to go out and have a good time on the same day of the week that freaking Saints get murdered in the streets!"