Nika burst into the room and exclaimed "I've found it I've found it," before throwing her arms around me and kissing me so hard my lips hurt.
Nika was not her real name; she was half German and half some small obscure Middle Eastern principality. Her given name was almost unpronounceable so we all called her Nika. She liked that.
Nika was my room-share during our last 2 years at a very select all-girls private school. Within a few weeks of moving in together last year we had progressed sexually from peeping when we were getting undressed, through sharing the shower together and now we were 18 years old and passionate lovers.
I pushed her away from me and looked her up and down. I could never look at her too much. She was gorgeous. Smooth amber skin, long dead-straight silky black hair half way down her back, large, dark seductive eyes, a perfect long nose and oh-so-very kissable lips.
She was slightly shorter than me at about 5 feet 6 but her body was amazing. Narrow waist, curvy hips and firm round boobs; "They were like no more than tiny bumps when I was 14 but they've grown an inch and a bra-cup-size every year since and I don't think they've stopped yet," she had once told me. Her legs were neither especially long nor slim but they felt wonderful when she'd wrap them around me.
"OK, calm down, what have you found?" I demanded, not remembering that she had lost anything.
"A tree, a perfect tree, just like we said we wanted!"
I'd forgotten all about that crazy idea, but Nika dragged me by the arm down the stairs and out into the college grounds. Pushing through bushes and then deeper into the thick wooded copse, she stopped in a small clearing and pointed.
"Well?"
In the centre, surrounded by a carpet of soft green moss and short grass, was a small misshapen tree. It must have been crowded out when it was young, as the first few feet of its trunk had grown close to horizontal and rose only a few degree above ground level. Presumably it then turned towards the light and the rest grew upwards, strong and straight.
Nika knelt beside the unusual tree, looked up at me and smiled.
"And isn't this perfect, Julie?"
She was holding the base of a substantial branch that grew almost vertically from half way along the leaning section of the main trunk. She could not close her hand around it so I guessed it must have been 2 inches in diameter at its widest.
Nika began to stroke it and lick her lips. "Imagine what that will feel like, Julie," she purred as she mock-masturbated the living branch.
Yes, this tree was everything we had imagined and talked about and my nipples tingled as I thought about the possibilities.
I pulled my lover against me and kissed her on the lips. "Well done darling," I whispered in her ear and we crushed our fully-clothed bodies hard against each other. Nika slid her hands inside my top and clawed at my back. She parted her legs and began to hump against my thigh, but I pulled away.
"No, not now. We have work to do," I admonished and my horny friend stepped back with a pout on her face like a spoilt child. But her eyes ignited when I suggested we raid the college carpenter's workshop straight away for the tools we'd need. 15 minutes later we were back at 'our' tree with a saw, sandpaper and sharp knives.
I held the saw against the small branch, about 6 inches up from where it joined the main trunk and looked at Nika.
"Longer," she insisted.
I moved it up an inch.
"No, longer!" she repeated.
I held the saw at 8 inches and giggled: "OK?"
Nika's mood changed. She put one hand on her hip, struck her oh-so-sexy 'assertive' pose and prodded a finger at a point at least 3 inches higher still.
"Are you mad?" I responded.
"No, just greedy," Nika retorted, "anyway, we can always shorten it later, but once we've cut it we can't make it longer."
I saw her rationale, smiled and sawed off the branch where she had indicated. We then stripped off the bark and carved, smoothed and sanded the soft damp wood into shape.
Standing back we admired the finished phallus. Easily 11 inches tall and well over an inch in diameter even at its top, it then increased in a gentle taper to where it joined the trunk. We stood in silence, holding hands.
"You first, you found it," I proposed.