"I don't know why you insist on getting those nasty ass Brussels sprouts, don't nobody eat that but you...damn look at her."
"What? Stop hitting me, who are you looking at...damn."
I had been shopping with my housemate, Tee (Tisha, but she thought that name was too girly, so everyone calls her Tee) and along walked the most luscious woman I'd ever seen in my life. Inch after inch of smooth caramel skin that covered a beautiful figure. I looked at her up and down, taking in those beautiful legs, thighs that I could practically feel wrapped around my head, beautiful round hips and delicious ass, thin, huggable waist and perky round breasts. Her face was beautiful; full lips that I was certain would taste as good as they looked, a cute little nose, and eyes so dark they looked black. Her hair fell past her shoulders in dark flowing locks that I wanted to run my hands through. She was short, about five foot five, which would fit nicely with my five foot eight. Damn was right, I knew that I had to talk to her before we left the grocery store.
"If I didn't love Tanya so much, I'd be all over that...damn." Tee said, she and her girlfriend Tanya had been dating for almost two years. I was wondering when they'd move in together.
"Yeah well, I don't have a Tanya, and I will see you later." I said, shoving the Brussels sprouts I had picked up into her arms.
"Oh, so you just gone leave me standing here to go talk to some girl? Whatever! I ain't buying these nasty ass things!" she called at me, but I could hear the smile in her voice.
I'm sure she was glad that I was going over to the girl. It'd been a minute before I had really ventured out. My last relationship had been more than a little taxing. Justine, my last girlfriend, had me wrapped around her finger, and I didn't see the breakup coming. She didn't even seem to care when I pleaded for her to tell me what I'd done wrong. She was brutal about it, and she had scarred me deeper than I wanted to admit at first. But, my lack of interest in the girls that Tee tried to introduce me to showed just how deep it went. Now, a year later, I was about to walk up to the vision that was picking out cantaloupes.
I checked my breath, straightened my tall tee, ran a hand over my short hair, and walked calmly up behind her.
"They say the way to tell if they're fresh is to smell them." I said, moving to lean against the counter. She turned to look up at me, at first looking a little annoyed -- I'm sure people hit on her all the time, she was beautiful -- then her features softened just a little and she gave me a little smirk. Good, smirks could lead to smiles.
"Oh really? And just what is a fresh melon suppose to smell like?" her voice was smooth, an alto, it fit her.
"To be honest, I really don't know. It's just what I've heard." I said, flashing her my best smile. Then she chuckled.
"How are you going to give me advice when you don't know what the advice is?"
"Hmm...you're right. But I tell you what, the next time I see you, I'll tell you what a melon should smell like, okay?"
"How can you be so sure you'll see me again?" she teased back.
"You're too beautiful to overlook, you'll be hard to miss." I got a smile that time.
"Well, then. I guess I'll see you later."
"I'm going home right now to learn all that I can about cantaloupes."
"You do that."
I back peddled a few steps before turning around to walk back to where I left Tee. I turned one more time to see if she was looking at me. She wasn't, but she was still smiling, and that made me feel good.
When I found Tee, she was in the pharmacy section, and smiling in some girl's face. What happened to all that talk of Tanya? I didn't say anything though; I knew she wouldn't go any further than a little flirting. She really did love Tanya. The girl left, and Tee made her way over to me.
"So, how'd it go? She blew you off, didn't she?"
"How do you know if a cantaloupe is ripe?"
She just looked at me. "What?" She was confused now.
I told her about the conversation I had with the girl in the produce section.
"So you mean to tell me that you didn't get her number? What about her name? Do you know anything about this girl?" I just smiled and shook my head. Tee had absolutely no patience and had no clue how I operated.
"Just calm down. I'll see her again, and I'll know how to pick a cantaloupe." I said.
"I don't care what you say, that was silly. Cantaloupes...she's probably not even thinking about you." she was walking toward the checkout lines.
When we did get to the lines, I looked up and saw her. She was just paying and about to leave. She looked up and saw me, and smiled. I smiled back and watched her leave the store. I turned to Tee, "still think she doesn't like me?"
"Man, whatever, she's just being nice."
When I got home, I did look up cantaloupes. Turns out, you're supposed to get them when the outside is tan, and when the skin doesn't give when you pluck it. Oh, and when you smell it, it should smell like...you guessed it, a cantaloupe! I laughed at the obviousness of it, but now I knew. And if anyone asks me how to pick out a cantaloupe, I'll be able to tell them.
Tanya came over that night, and Tee and she were all hugged up. Then Tee decided that telling her how much I'd "messed up with the girl in the grocery store" would be funny. So, she settled into telling the story, with Tanya listening. She finished the story and laughed.
"Now, baby, don't you think she should have at least got the girl's name?"
"I don't know. I think it's cute. But, how are you gonna be sure you'll see her?" Tanya said looking at me.
"Oh, I'll be in that store all the time now." I said smiling. She was really cute, and I didn't mind picking up a few extra things from the store every now and then.
Just like I had said, I was in the store all the time. I'd go in to just pick up this and that. Rather than going to a convenience store to get a coke, I'd got to the grocery. After about a week, I was feeling a little silly for not asking for her number. I mean, I hadn't really asked her if she even liked girls, though her reaction seemed like she did, and though I was a stud, I'm sure she knew I was female. Anyway, after a week or two, I kinda stopped looking for her. Then, I was with Tee once again, getting things for a barbeque we were having at our house that weekend, and I saw a figure from the corner of my eye. I knew it was her without even looking. I tapped Tee, and gestured in her direction.
"Hmm...you about to go try again? Tell me you'll at least ask her name?"
"Yeah, whatever. Wish me luck."
This time, she was getting cookies. I walked up calmly, and she saw me approaching. She turned, looked at me and smiled. I smiled back.