"Garrick! Answer the fucking phone!"
The old rotary phone, a black AT&T-issued blowhard her parent's thought was chic, was blaring uncontrollably down the hallway and beyond the bathroom door. Tabitha, freshly stepping from an invigorating shower and quite wet, was in no mood or condition to end the audible torment herself. Cursing aloud and to no one for not bringing the cordless with her, she hoped whoever decided to call her at the inopportune time would give up or at least be interceded by the answering machine. Wrapping a soft towel around her hair, she yelled once more, hoping her younger brother would end her suffering. The old antique phone was too much. She wasn't even sure whether or not he was even home or inside, since his little buddy Leroy had just arrived as she entered the shower. The pair of boys were just beginning to feel the first pangs of hormonal lust and she sure as hell was in no mood to give young prying eyes an inadvertent show just to answer the phone. It continued ringing, the loud sputtering tone finally convincing her that only she was going to be able to end her own suffering. Rearranging the towel to cover her nude body instead of wet hair, she nervously poked her head from the door, looking for some form of devious ambush. No adolescent was in sight and she bound quickly down the hall.
"I swear to God if it's a damn pollster..." She snatched up the receiver.
"Hello?"
"Tab! Thank God!" The voice was Tara's but it was uncharacteristically muffled and sobbing. The wireless connection made it all the more difficult for comprehension.
"Tara? What's wrong?" It was not like Tara to be crying. Immediately suspecting the worse, Tabitha began running down the mental Rolodex of Tara's family and the odds of death for any of them.
"Roger and I..." No more words were necessary. Tabitha was already aware of just what this cry was about. "got into a fight. I slapped him and he left me. I'm stuck." The blubbering and sobbing and sniffling was almost revolting, it was so out of character.
"Shit! Did he hit you!" Thuds from downstairs indicated someone was home. It was the enemy, puberty. She snatched up the phone as best she could and rushed back to the bathroom door, only to be short by three feet.
"Nooo! He left me at Spring Lake! We got into it sooo bad! I don't know what to do."
"Relax Tara! Slow your roll. Where exactly are you?"
"I'm at the Spring Lake pavilion..." More sniffling. "I need a ride. Please come get me!" B.F.E. sprang to mind. Where the hell was Spring Lake?
"Of course I'm coming to get you, girl! Hang tight!" Damn Roger and his temper. Useless fucking bastard. "I just got out of the shower, so give me a minute to get dressed and I'm there!"
"You know how to get here?"
"Not a clue. It's close to Glover right? Off Highway 21?"
"Yeah..."Sniffles began fading, she was calming down. "Take Old Foxhunt Road out to Highway 66. Left on 66 and go to 21. Right on 21 and look for the sign. I'm so sorry. If it's trouble, I'll call Val."
"Shit! Do not call Val! That's starting shit you don't need." Val was Tara's mother, any call to her would go way past trouble. "I'm coming! Give me ten minutes and call my cell. I should be there in like, twenty minutes."
"Okay Tab. Thank you sooo much, girl."
"You're okay where you are, right? Ain't no perverted-looking creeps around, huh?"
"Naw, just some kids swimming and stuff." She laughed a bit. "You know all the freaks are at the beach." It was June.
"Okay, hang loose. I'm haulin' ass!"
"Be careful."
"Hey!"
"Yeah!"
"If that fuckin' Roger comes back around, you run like hell to the water and scream rape okay? Don't let him talk you into leaving alright? I'ma be pissed if I get there and you're making up with him."
"Trust me I won't. I'll tell you all about it when you get here."
"I'm coming."The phone clicked and she dropped the receiver to the base. Turning to return the old phone to its stand, she realized the pair of eyes had been on her for most of the conversation. Leroy was especially interested, since he was getting a decent eyeful of a protruding butt cheek.
"You two grow up for God's sake!" Leroy's eyes were a bit hazy with lust.
"I can't wait to." came his reply.
Tabitha fired off a Camel as she raced into the woods in search of her best friend. She and Tara had met up in high school, becoming fast friends initially because of their shared musical tastes and love of twisted humor. Each had gotten into the minor troubles and corny situations that most high school girls get themselves into. They had dated between them every stereotype of guy available in high school. They went with jocks who rarely picked up a book, newspaper staffers who rarely put books down, ROTC guys who played Army too much, and beer-swilling hicks who liked deer camp. They had each found their true loves, the "One." Tabitha's was Robert Smith of the Cure, Tara's was Roger Gauthieux, whom she had met at a party and decided after many jello shots to go down on. There was no denying the guy was a dish. He was stacked but not athletic, smart but not academic and at first, the two had gotten along. But while Tabitha and Robert decided to go separate ways after high school, Tara and Roger had fallen into a predictable pattern of spending too much time together instead of meeting new people. The same fights, dislikes and jealousies had eroded them to the point of a meltdown and Tab reckoned it had finally come into fruition.
Her cell phone began playing "Ride of the Valkyries," and she answered it to find Tara had called on cue.
"You alright?" Tabitha opened the throttle up a bit on the car, taking curves a little faster than she would have liked but determined to get there quickly. Nothing makes a girl feel as helpless as being stranded alone in strange surroundings.
"I'm fine. Tell me you have cigarettes. I left my pack in Roger's truck and now is no time to be fiending."
"Yeah, I got some. So you slapped him? What's that all about?"
"He's been fucking some skank from Biloxi. I found out from Bryan.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"You sure, Tara? Absolutely sure? I remember one time you thought I was fucking him. You remember going off the deep end about that and I never even talked to the guy." It had been quite a scene for a while, almost to the point of actual slapping. Eventually the drama waned into water under the bridge. Tara did not know she had been right all along, but worst things left unsaid.
"Bryan has pictures of Roger and the cunt together at that Tool show they went to last week. He said they dropped X and got all freaky in the bed of his truck out there by the air force base. They've been fucking behind my back for a year, girl. I went off."