I absolutely love closet cases, I thought to myself as I kissed Amina Khalid, this tall, brown-skinned, Hijab-wearing Somali Muslim cutie I've had in my sights for some time now. I seriously have a thing for bossy, loud and argumentative, deeply religious Muslim broads. They're terrific in bed, I don't know if their religiosity or something else. Whatever it is, I really, really like it.
Before we go any further, I guess introductions are most definitely in order. My name is Nadeeya Osman, a Somali-Canadian tomboy, proud dyke and all-around Jock living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I attend the University of Ottawa, and basketball is my life. Well, basketball and cute girls, of course. Can't have life without my ruling passions, you know?
Earlier, I went to the Masjid in Nepean for the first time in ages. If that surprises me, then fuck you. I am a Muslim and a lesbian, and even women like myself need the Creator in our lives. Never make assumptions about people that you don't know. It's a good thing I went to the Masjid because I ended up running into a sinfully sexy Somali chick I've lusted after for some time now.
Looking into Amina's lovely eyes, I saw a wanton need there, and smiled. We boarded the bus, and then headed back to my place. Supposedly, I brought Amina there to chit chat, but come on, I think in the back of her Hijab-covered head, the curvaceous ingΓ©nue knew what she was in for. I love picking up girls, especially the deeply religious ones. Why else would a die-hard dyke like me attending Islamic community events?
Sure, I was raised Muslim but I wouldn't call myself the most religious member of the Deen. I am lucky to have parents who understand. Most Muslim lesbians and bisexual Muslim women aren't that lucky. My father, Omar Osman, is a great guy. He taught me how to play basketball and encouraged me in high school and college. When I came out to him about the whole loving women thing, my Dad was supportive.
My mother, Munira Osman, is deeply conservative and to this day, she refuses to talk to me because, as an openly lesbian Muslim, I am the definition of haram. So much for the stereotype about Muslim men, eh? My Muslim father supports me, his proud lesbian daughter, and my mother hates me for the way I live my life. Proof that people are individuals, and one should never generalize or leap to conclusions. I love my Dad, and I can't stand mommy dearest. No, I won't apologize for this.
Amina Khalid and I went to my place, and I sat her down, offered her a Pepsi and we talked for a bit. Apparently, Amina just found out that her close friends Fatima Ali and Khadija Hussein are closet lesbians. I could have told her that. Amina must really be sexually naΓ―ve, I guess. I mean, her best lady friends went everywhere together. If that's not a damn clue, I don't know what is. Amina is deliciously clueless about all things lesbian. I really, really love that in a woman.