"Why couldn't I just be an astronaut or Bigfoot? This is ridiculous." I griped.
"It's important to him, Mor." Suzie answered calmly as she swathed my cheek with a makeup brush, practically on top of me as she finished fixing my costume makeup.
"Exactly!
Why
is it important to him? He shouldn't glamorize being undead." I countered.
"He's not. He just wants to be like us."
"And you don't find that worrying?"
"No, all little kids copy. They grow out of it soon enough and rebel by being as different from their parents as possible during puberty."
"I
know
rebellion. In my previous life, I was a Scyth who went to war in the bloom of my youth," I said heatedly as she nodded her head placatingly, then applied black eyeliner close to my eyeball while I ranted. "My father wanted to escape with our family. But
I
knew the reach our empire would have. I alone took up the blade to glorify our great people."
"I was the one brave enough to lead a raiding party into the deepest recesses of Cimmerian territory," she continued disparagingly, as she rattled off my speech from memory, "yada, yada, yada... You were a badass. Well, guess what? You have a son now. You're in the 21st century, and he's not going off to war. We just have to make sure he doesn't become an addict and doesn't knock anyone up. Darling, the biggest issue he'll have, hopefully, is if he'll go to Duke, Brown, or backpack through Europe for a year."
"Duke, of course. Or Ivy League." I said succinctly while she powdered my face. "No child of mine is going to Brown, and teenagers don't have the prefrontal capacity to gallivant through Europe, or anywhere really, without getting into trouble. We will travel together for the sake of cultural awareness."
She chuckled. "Mor, stop being a hardass and make tonight the best Halloween that baby has ever had." She sounded serious then. She pointed at the door to emphasize her point.
"Fine."
"Great! You're done!"
I looked in the mirror. I could at least be happy Suzie made my costume with actual silk. If I was to wear that ridiculous fake vampire get-up, at least make it luxuriously comfortable.
I smoothed my maroon velvet vest down with its brass buttons, then fiddled unnecessarily with my red cravat. I raised an eyebrow at my smooth, contoured face. Suzie had highlighted my cheekbones, and I looked hot. The black high collar even accentuated my face.
"Good, huh?" She prompted.
"It'll do. I haven't worn a cloak for a while." I swished it around me, admiring the gloss.
She giggled. I glared at her, then clicked my fangs out.
"You dare
laugh?
" I curled my hand in front of me in a villainous flourish. "I am Death, girl. I can consume your soul without batting a freshly manicured eye."
She held her hand to her mouth in mock fear.
I sped to her, then dipped her, stretching her neck out; my breath wafted over her skin as I held her.
"Oh! Please, don't!" Her cry was a clichΓ©d vaudevillian scream.
"Accept your fate and say your prayers. Moriah will feast."
"Your name is Moriah?" She teased in a conversational tone as my fangs pressed into her skin lightly. "That's not very vampy."
I straightened us to glare at her.
"Not all of us can be named Nosferatu. 'Moriah' does sound dumb, doesn't it? I
told
you I wanted a better name."
"Mor. Focus."
"Right. Trick or treating. Odd custom, but if it gets you sugar, I suppose it's good work ethic." I paced our bedroom as I spoke.
She quieted, then slipped into 'Mo is annoying' mode as she put the finishing touches on her own outfit.
She would zone me out whenever I would start a monologue about the great quandaries of life. I told her I needed to exercise my mind, and she always said I only wanted to exercise my mouth. Then we would immediately have sex.
"Gone are our bachelor days, alas!" I said as I lamented the dip in our sex life as of late.
I continued mumbling about what an inconvenience it was to have children since we couldn't have afternoon delights anymore or marathon sessions of lazy lovemaking. I saw her make a face here and there, but she was determined to ignore me.
I watched from the edge of the bed as she put on her skirt, then her ruffled shirt that matched my vest. She stretched the corset over herself, suddenly running into logistic issues.
She frowned at me while I smirked back.
"Need help?" I asked smugly.
"Yes. Why do they make the ties on the back?" She grouched.
"A lesbian ploy to give them an excuse to touch maidens."
She gave me her back, so I could start hooking the strings.
"Neatly, Mor."
"I remember how to tie a corset!" I snapped. It wasn't that long ago that I would do it for her. "Of course, maybe you only remember the times I've torn them off of you."
I placed a warm kiss at the bend of her neck.
She hummed as she seemingly replayed a few of our hotter moments in her mind's eye.
She was mostly silent as I cinched her in, sometimes making her hiss with the roughness. When I was done, I tied a perfectly symmetrical bow at the bottom.
She twisted around to sit on my thigh, leaning in quickly to claim my lips. Her dress crinkled over my lap.
"Finger me real quick?" She pleaded.
"I thought we were late." I looked in her glittering eyes, one chocolate eye then the other.
"I just said that to get you to move faster. Please? Two minutes."
I ran my hand up her skirt over a soft thigh, then into her panties. If she was willing to come that quick, she probably needed it. I eased my middle and ring finger between her lips, then into her wet warmth. She shifted to accommodate me then dropped onto my hand, digging my fingers in farther. I grabbed a firm hold of her, then vibrated my digits against her g-spot, also firmly running a thumb into her clit, over and over. She curled her body into me, clutching me fiercely. I watched the clock as I rolled my body, driving back into her. She wasn't coming. I stretched my neck to push it against her mouth.
"Ohh!" She moaned. Her hips moved quickly into me.
"Bite me already. We have to go!"
Her sharp fangs dug into my vein while she sucked my dense blood in her mouth. My hand was practically a blur on her center. She bucked violently as she chased her high.
She moaned wantonly as she drank. It never failed to push her over the edge. I put my hand over her mouth just in time to stop her bloodcurdling screech as she came.
"Oops! Sorry! Keep forgetting I have to be quiet," she sighed out as I took my hand off her mouth.
"Damn children." I spoke fondly, belying my words.
She spasmed in her enjoyment while running a finger across the perfect texture of the skin at my neck as it had healed already.
"Hmm... I love drinking you. You taste lovely." She licked my skin one last time to clean my neck up.