I went by a bar in town for a pint before dinner tonight. It's not too quiet, has a nice mix of gays and straights, and rotates good taps of local beers. I was sitting at the rail chatting up Rita the bartender, when she looked past me and pointed with a nod of her head and a smile. I looked over my shoulder to see a couple coming in toward the bar. The swaggering stud was oh so chic, way so tough. Her fem was a tasty little piece of blond candy, holding her desire's hand, but keeping a careful pace behind.
I mutter loud enough to be heard, "Oh, ain't that so cute?"
Black boots and steel studs stops, swings a hard, cold look, and takes a couple of steps toward me.
"What the fuck did you say, asshole?"
Now this little terror was about 5' 5" in her Docs and not exactly bulky. I give it a pause, then slide off my stool, planting my own boots down with a thump, and stand. I am nearly 6' 5" in my bare feet and even back a pace, I'm looking down at the top of her head.
"I said you two are such a pretty little couple, very sweet. Problem with that, kitten?" tipping her head back with a hard finger under her chin.
Staring up at me smiling down, her eyes bulge and her face goes beet red, but she doesn't move a muscle. I lounge back down and Rita starts laughing and the guy sitting next to me starts laughing, and I join in. When the wanna-be-a-bad-bad-dyke storms off to the booths in back, her angel follows, but gives me a look, trying hard to squeeze away a smile. I think to myself, "Girl, you better be careful tonight, 'cause somebody just got her pussy slapped."
I finish my beer, give Rita a kiss, and leave. Sitting in my car in the alley behind the bar, I start laughing so hard I don't hear the passenger door open. I turn my head when I feel someone sit down in the empty seat. It's the little treat from the bar, her back against the door, head down, and her hands folded in her lap.
"What the hell is this? Where's your stud?"
"Talking to friends. She thinks I'm in the bathroom. It will be a while before she misses me. . ."