"What are you reading?"
Elle laughed. "You wouldn't believe what this guy is writing to me. I can't believe he didn't read my profile. It clearly shows I'm not single."
Tara grinned. "Wish you were?"
Shaking her head, Elle kissed Tara full on the lips. "Not a chance. Here, come sit by me. You can read his sad attempts at flirting."
"So if he's bothering you, why don't you just ignore him?"
"Oh, he's not bothering me, per se... These guys... they're all so single minded and cliche. I suspect the only reason he's talking to me is because it says I'm with you."
Tara wore an amused expression. "I'm sure there are other people out there who are better conversationalists than..." She leaned forward and began cracking up. "...SmokinCock69? What kind of name is that? Why do people even add the 69? Isn't it like overdoing it?"
Returning the laugh, Elle whispered dramatically. "That 69 lets others know he's in heat."
Tara snaked her hand under her wife's skirt. "Are you in heat, love?"
Purring, Elle parted her knees and leaned back in the chair slightly. "Aren't I always with you?" She made to close the instant messenger when Tara stopped her. "What?"
"Keep talking to him. Make his day."
"Like cyber? I've only done that a few times and only with you."
Tara smiled sweetly. "I like the idea of someone trying to get into your pants when I'm between your legs."
"You're so bad!" Elle sat up and crossed her thighs with a measure of indignation.
"Sweetling..." After pushing Elle's legs apart, Tara pressed her cheek against her lover's thigh. "There's no harm in this. And besides, aren't you up for a little fun?"
Sighing, Elle tapped the keys lightly. "Fine. I just asked him what he was wearing."
"You didn't! That's cliche!"
"Shush. I doubt it will take much prompting anyway. See? He's naked."
Tara didn't miss Elle rolling her eyes. "You need to be more in the spirit. Talk dirty to him. Tell him," she giggled, "that your wife is about to eat you out."
"I will not!" Glancing down, she added, "You really want me to talk dirty? To him?"
Elle felt rather than heard the answer, sighing softly as she felt firm thumbs pulling her panties down. She raised her ass off the chair to help.
"Uh... now what should I say?"
"Whatever. Just read me his replies." Tara positioned herself on the floor, kneeling, gazing tenderly at the dark juncture of her wife's smooth thighs. She trailed a few fingers up and down Elle's legs, delighted when she created goosebumps along the skin. Stroking Elle's thighs, she nestled herself between the knees, hands moving down affectionately to grasp Elle's ankles. Squeezing the ankles, Tara leaned forward to fill her face with sweet pussy when Elle made a derisive snort.
"He's er... naked. And he wants to taste me. And I think he's masturbating since it took him so long to type that."
Resting her forehead against her wife's smooth skin, Tara chuckled. Sometimes Elle just couldn't get into the spirit of things. Sometimes she needed encouragement. "Sweetheart. Love. Elle baby, I want to taste you. I want to suck you into my mouth until you come, wet and shivering. But dearest, for my sake, talk to the poor bastard. Keep those hands occupied and let me do as I please with you..." Exhaling, she added deviously, "from down here."
With her head under Elle's skirt, Tara heard an acquiescent murmur to proceed.