Sista Sallie returned to her house flustered and flushed...the heat rising to her face—from heaven knows where (heaven probably did know, but good Sista Sallie would never admit it—at least not yet)...she immediately reached for the church fan—she had 'accidentally' lifted soooo many Sundays ago—her attempt be next to the lord—and to that fine young Pastor Delo—and began to fan...and fan...and fan....
Simultaneously, she reached for the phone—what she had experienced at her next door neighbors' was just too scandalous—(read 'too good'!)not to be talked about!....
The line chirped and another syrupy voice—deep and almost growly—answered....For the life of her, Sista Sallie could not determine why Sista Nast's voice always gave her shivers—starting way down deep—made her think she ought to pray every time Sista Nast uttered a word....
Now, whenever she was nervous or excited, Sista Sallie stuttered, almost uncontrollably.... 'Sssss-sista Naaaa-st...Ssssss-sistaaa Naaaa-st!' she began...her stammering made Sista Nast's name come out as 'Naaa-sti'!...
'Chile...get a hold of yourself...get a hold.... What on earth has gotten into you?' the deep contralto crooned....
Sista Sallie felt the need to sit down and cross her legs before she could begin...even then, she had to rock as she talked.... 'You...you...you...will neb-ba...nebbb-ba...never!'....fighting to control her speech.... 'bbbbbb-be-live wh-wh-what I jjjjust saw an' he-heard!'...
'Calm down, Sallie...calm down....' Sista Nast knew she was in for a good one if she could make sense of it...in fact she had a tale or two to tell herself...
Sista Sallie's eyes bugged ever so slightly as she searched the kitchen cabinets—where in the hell was it ('O Father! Forgive me!' she immediately prayed)...under the sink, the bottle of Jack Black winked....
While Sista Nast's words calmed, JB began to 'console'...and soon enough she was able to tell the entire sordid episode of her most recent ordeal....
'Through his sweatpants, Huni....big and shameless....Tied up, but writhin' like a hussy.... Yessss, Ma'am...just as brazen as you please...askin' for it—beggin' for it! Said—Heaven forgive me—'I want your big dick, Daddi....Cum fuck me, NOW!'...as heaven is my witness...Sista Nast... I just had to leave there and come tell you....'
Sista Nast's breathing was just a tad bit labored at the other end of the line...though Sallie was hardly in any condition to note, given her own agitated state...and her bottle of consolation....