"Wasn't it nice of the guys to do this for us?" Karen asked her friend Shelly.
"Yeah, leaving us here to enjoy the Soap Opera Channel while they go out to Hooters and watch the game. They are simply so considerate."
"Yes, leaving us to quietly sip some wine and watch our soaps while they go watch some boring football, drink a lot of warm beer and settle on eating just chicken wings. And all that served by those repulsive tight-assed perky tit waitresses. So nice of them."
"And then, after all that they'll come home horny, flop us in bed and favor us with quick roll in the bed while they pop off almost immediately thinking of one of those waitresses," Shelly added, taking a sip from her wine.
"At least the wine is nice, except this bottle is empty. Guess I'll need to open another," Karen replied pulling a bottle out of the wine cooler. "Pinot Grigio okay with you?"
"Yes, pretty much anything will be fine."
Karen opened the wine and poured it into each of their glasses. They clinked the glasses together and Shelly said, "Here's to our kind, considerate husbands and their tight-assed waitresses."
"You know Shelly," she paused furrowing her brow, "We should do something... something that will make them sorry they left us here and went out."
"Sounds good, but what?"
"Well it will need to be something good to make them feel bad about drooling over some hot women half their age."
"Okay," Shelly replied.
"Something that will make them both wish they stayed here with us."
"But what?"
"Well, what is everyman's fantasy?"
"You mean besides young, tight-assed women?"
"Oh even better," Karen replied holding up two fingers.
"Two women?"
"Shelly, have you ever... I mean did you ever... with another woman?"
"Some fooling around in college, why?"
Karen just nodded, looking square into her friend's eyes.
"You mean... you and me?"