Standing in a bedroom far too small for the three people in it, staring at the heroine's hand, I felt the sudden urge to laugh. In fact, I
was
laughing. No. Giggling! It was a manic, panicked sound that bubbled up from deep within my being, clawing its way up my throat and forcing its way past my lips. It was a sound of horrified amusement. Of all the people who could have answered this village's call, of all the adventurer's across all the world -- who would have thought that the heroine herself would appear? I'd hoped to spend this entire life without seeing her, yet there she was, right in front of me.
I couldn't stop laughing. Tears were streaming down my face, and I was bent forward. My fingers were clutching desperately at my skirt. I couldn't breathe. The laughter just kept pouring out. The heroine! In front of me! My ultimate enemy, simply standing there with a confused expression on her face, still holding out her hand.
It occurred to me, suddenly, that I could end things there and then. Lucy hadn't defeated any of my generals yet. She didn't have any of their power. I was far stronger than her at that moment; all I needed to do was disregard my ancestor's teachings and grab her while she was still powerless. Lock her in a dungeon, and everything would be solved.
The thought was sobering, like a splash of cold water across my face. The urge to giggle ceased and I regained control of myself. Instead of laughter, I was suddenly fighting the urge to throw up. Not from fear, this time, but from self-disgust. Even if it was only a frantic thought of desperation, I couldn't believe that I'd actually considered abducting Lucy. She might have been the heroine, but she wasn't like the ones who came before her. She actually cared enough to try and save my people. Even if I hadn't needed her for my plan, to make peace between humans and demons, I would never want to bring her harm.
"You know, it's not polite to laugh when people introduce themselves," Lucy told me, placing her hands on her hips. Rather than angry, she looked legitimately upset. "I really am the heroine!"
"She really is," Lissera promised. She had a worried frown on her face, and her left hand kept tugging nervously at the fingers of her right. "According to Travill, at least. He said the guild vouched for her and that she more than proved her strength on the way here -- she moved a tree trunk that was in the road!"
"I'm sure you are, and I'm sure she did," I assured them, forcing myself to give a small smile. Lucy was no threat to me, as she was now; I knew that. It was only that images of
Tower Conquest
kept flashing through my brain. Me, on all fours, weakened and exhausted. Lucy, standing proud above me, slipping the collar about my neck. Her first order, done with a blush on her cheeks, to kiss her feet and show that the collar had really worked.
I didn't want it. I couldn't take it. I wouldn't ever let that be me. To avoid that fate without harming Lucy, I needed to stay as far away from her and that thrice-damned collar as possible. Which meant I needed to get out of there.
"I apologize for laughing," I said, bowing my head ever so faintly. "It was quite rude. It simply amused me to think that I might have taken on a job fit for the heroine herself." A little flattery could go a long way, and I was hoping it would get
me
a very long way indeed.
"Really?" Lucy asked me, drilling into me with her orange eyes. "You aren't just laughing because you think I look weak? Because I'm happy to spar with you if you have doubts. Though I hope you won't hold it against me when you end up pinned on the ground!"
"I'll pass," I declared, still smiling at her. "In fact, I really must take my potatoes and get going. I'm supposed to be undergoing a journey of self-improvement, you see. I only even came into the village due to the rain."
"Really?" Lucy asked me, face brightening immediately. "That sounds so cool! Is that how you got so strong? I travel a lot on my own, too, and let me tell you, the effects really start to show! When I first started, I couldn't ride a horse without getting sore, and now most of the time, I don't even use a horse! I just run! I mean, I'm not as fast as a horse, obviously, but I can go a lot longer without a break!"
"Yes, well. I might be strong, but I can still get stronger. Perhaps one day even as strong as you, Miss Lucy, the heroine." I held out my hand, hoping to end things with that.
Lucy took my hand, but rather than letting go, she stepped close until her face was right in front of mine.
"Can I come with you?" she asked me, eyes bright and sparkling. "I want to get stronger, too! I mean, I need to get really strong if I'm ever going to lead the holy army against the demon tower, right? And even stronger if I want to defeat the demon queen! The church actually wants me to form a party for it, but I haven't found anyone strong enough, and I don't want to put anyone at risk, so I'm thinking of going myself, and I need to get way stronger for that!"
"I... Ah..." I glanced at Lissera, but her only response was a helpless shrug. "It's really supposed to be solo training..."
"Oh, I won't get in the way," Lucy vowed, releasing my hand and placing her palm against her chest. "I absolutely promise. I mean, as long as you're able to take care of it, I'll leave it be! But I actually have an ulterior motive for wanting to come along."
"An ulterior motive?" I inquired, my heart skipping a beat. Could it be that she was suspicious of me?
"Well..." Lucy dithered, toeing the floor with one of her metal boots. "It's just... You're sort of the hero of this town, you know? And you just recovered, after sleeping for three days, and... I think everyone here would be happier if I could report that you completed the next leg of your journey safely! I mean unless you're willing to spend a few days recovering here, where they can keep an eye on you?"
"I..." I hesitated. Lucy's motives were purer than I'd expected, and I could see from the conflicted look on Lissera's face that she wasn't entirely off base. The problem was that the next leg of my journey rightly involved flying back to the tower. Not a trip I was willing to take Lucy on.
"Please?" Lucy pressed, eyes bright and wide. She again reached out, clutching my right hand in hers and holding it up between us. "I can help you? You want to go to a city with a guild and register as an adventurer, right? Well, there's a probation period when you join, but if I vouch for what you've done here, I bet you can get past it in a heartbeat!"
Unfortunately, I wasn't planning to go to a city for some time, or that would have been legitimately tempting. Unfortunately, I was blanking an excuse to give her. The last thing I wanted was to make the heroine suspicious of me. Lucy couldn't do anything to me, personally, but Lissera would almost certainly be killed if it came out that she'd helped the demon queen.
"Very well," I conceded, with a tired sigh. "You may walk with me for a while. But only until you're convinced that I am fine! After that, you can go ahead of me to the adventurer's guild and get them ready for me."
I actually
was
planning to go to a city near here, when I went at last. I'd likely wait a while to give Lucy time to move on, but I wanted to establish myself as an adventurer in this area. If things went according to plan, I would eventually settle down in the general vicinity of this village. That way, I'd have both allies
and
potatoes when I started to live my life among humans.
Unaware of my plots, Lucy smiled brightly and gave my hand a firm pump. "It's a deal!" she declared. "Are we going right now? I mean, you did want to, so I guess we are? I'll grab your potatoes, and we can get going!"