Foreword
Hello again it's me, the young lady masquerading as "Helen X", back with another yarn. Anyone who missed my previous kiss-and-tell confession might very well be wondering "Who the hell is this?" so here's a bit of background.
These days I'm pushing thirty but my story is set back in late 2008, when I was in the sixth form of a school that will remain nameless. I'd been bi-curious for ages without ever really acknowledging it. In a way I guess I'd subconsciously been disconcerted about my gut feelings for girls and done my best to focus on guys.
Even though at least fifty per cent of my internet sex videos had featured hungry lesbians . . .
Or was it more like sixty per cent?
Maybe it was closer to ninety-five!
Whatever, although I had thoroughly "entertained" myself behind closed doors, I'd somehow managed to keep my virginity up to the ripe old age of eighteen. Then, over a period of just a few weeks I'd had sex with three different guys, never once being properly satisfied.
Don't get me wrong; I'd enjoyed the shagging but I hadn't approached any sort of rapture, never mind the sheer delight of orgasm.
That's when I started thinking more seriously about girls. That's when I dragged my best amigo Amy into a lesbian bar in the centre of nearby Leeds, wanting to initially just sample the atmosphere.
Trust me Amy was not impressed but knock me down with a feather, that very same night I copped off with my schoolmate, Wendy, a goddess of a woman who I'd always believed to be straight as a die.
Leastways I had until she fingered me to a dozen climaxes in a seedy back alley.
(By that I mean a narrow passageway between two larger streets, not my personal back alley!)
Jaysus, wasn't she good? That alleyway experience changed my outlook on many aspects of life.
What else can I say to bring you up to speed? At eighteen I was (and still am) a tad over six feet tall, broad-shouldered with a nice chest, a pencil of a waistline and shapely hips. Try as I might I can't find one single ounce of fat on my body.
Looks-wise I have regularly been compared to Demi Moore, and I ain't going to argue with that.
I mean who in her right mind ever would!
So that's me and where I was at after that very first time. One final point before I recommence is this: reading through "Hazel X for Sex" I couldn't help notice that there was bugger all sex in it (excuse the Yorkshire earthiness in that sentiment, please!). What am I like? I post in Lesbian Sex and don't even get my tits out!!
Trust me; this follow-up will redress the balance.
Hopefully it'll redress it big-time.
Chapter One
I woke Saturday morning with a big goofy grin on my face. Okay, so I wasn't looking in a mirror, but that's how it felt to me. Right then I was finer than fine. Nothing could detract from the night before, not even the insistently ringing mobile on my bedside cabinet.
'Hello sweetheart,' I began, recognizing Amy's number. 'What can I do for you at this early hour?'
'It is half past nine,' she countered, 'and I've been ringing you for ages.'
I laughed at that. 'Are you so keen to give me your report on Brian?'
(Brian was the guy I'd given my virginity to and shagged with most often. Asking my permission first, my amigo Amy had homed in on him at last night's party. I'd been promised a blow-by-blow account and here it apparently was.)
'Mary mother of Jaysus,' Amy began, 'he's got a snake in his pants . . . no, it's a freaking python . . .'
Somehow I endured her gushing praise of Brian's attentions . . . wondering why, if he was so special, he'd done nothing so wonderful for me . . . until I could finally get her off the line. And yes, I did that by assuring her I wasn't at all jealous and insisting she did it all again, and as soon as possible.
'Are you sure?' she hedged. 'What about Janine's eighteenth tonight?'
'Not going,' said I. 'Something else has come up. Go with Brian instead, and give him one for me.'
'What has come up?' Amy demanded, striking like a cobra. 'Did something happen at the party, while I was otherwise engaged?'
'You can say that again! But I can't tell you about it yet.'
'We always tell each other everything.'
'I know we do, but this time you'll have to be patient. I'll reveal all on Monday. In the meantime you will have to distract yourself with Brian.'
'He only says nice things about you, you know.'
'I know. He's basically a nice guy. But he's not on my agenda anymore. You enjoy him instead. Make a weekend of it, why don't you.'
*****
"Something else" in reality was Wendy. We had agreed to meet in The Pride (my home town's version of the Leeds lesbian bar . . . except not really very near) at twelve. Remembering a Careers teacher's advice never to arrive any later than ten minutes early, I got there at quarter to.
That advice was, by the way, for an appointment or interview, but I'd seen at once that it was cock-on for all sorts of situations . . . apart from reluctant dates, maybe.
And I confess I was nervous going into such an establishment alone. I'd done two entries last night, of course, but I'd had Amy with me the first time and Wendy the next. Taking a very deep breath outside, steeling myself and sticking out my chest, I went in through saloon-type swing doors.
The sense of anti-climax was massive. At that early hour the place was next to deserted. There were only a handful of clients, most of them male couples. Buying myself a pint of Strongbow I leant back against the bar . . . just in time to greet Adrian, who'd appeared out of nowhere.
Adrian was at school with me and openly gay. He'd given me a heads up about suitable lesbian pubs so, in a roundabout way, was responsible for getting me together with Wendy. He was also dressed in the same clothes as last night, unlike his Construction Worker lookalike, who was across the room in a different shirt and possibly fresh jeans.
'Ade,' said I, 'please tell me you've been home.'
'Not yet,' he replied, 'and isn't he hunky? Would you kick him out of bed?'
'Yes, I probably would.'
'You're just a spoilsport. And he certainly looked twice when you came in just now. I can put a word in for you, if you like. But never mind him, what about Wendy? I saw you with her. Whoever would have thought it?'
'Not me,' I admitted.
'Did you?'
'Did I what?'
'Come on babe, your secrets are safe with me. Tell all.'
At that moment Wendy arrived . . . a mere five minutes early; she'd obviously not paid due attention in Careers classes.
Not that anyone minded her sense of timing. When that girl made a grand entrance everyone looked her way, even now, here in a gay bar. If the Construction Worker had spared me a second glance she got a hatful from him. And from everyone else too, come to that.