The women continued to lie there in their clinch: Lynn, the blonde Amazon pinning down the smaller brown-haired Dina, her arms caught behind her. Their eyes locked, each sizing the other one up. For her part, Lynn thought that the whole thing would be incredibly funny and surreal if it weren't for her cheeks hurting, proof enough that this was not a dream. Dina, who had stopped trying to escape lest she get smacked again, thought that Evan was pretty clever to have latched onto this bitch. Lynn spoke first.
"So... what am I going to do with you? Tie you up until the police come? I don't know..." her voice drifted away.
Suddenly, the fight went out of Dina. She felt hopelessly out-classed and gave up. There were other fish in the sea, after all.
"Forget it," Dina sighed. "You can have Evan. If he hadn't cheated on me with you, it would have been with someone else. At least you look good." She stared at the ceiling, still not moving. Not trusting her, Lynn continued to apply pressure, but was less pissed off when she heard Dina's resigned voice.
"OK, do you want to tell me now who this Evan is and what he did? 'Cause I really, really have no idea what you're talking about." Lynn looked a little friendlier to Dina, whose turn it was to wonder what was going on. She explained the whole story to Lynn about her engagement, Evan cheating, the fight, the break-up, Evan moving out, and Dina secretly tracking down Evan's whore. Lynn was silent for several moments, then began to laugh, still keeping Dina pinned.
"Hey, what's so freaking funny?" Dina demanded.
"I don't know how to best explain this," Lynn chuckled. "There's absolute no way I could have stolen Evan from you. For one thing, I wasn't even in the country during the time he was cheating. And for another thing ..." she paused.
"What? Tell me! C'mon! What?" Dina demanded.
"For another thing, dearest, I don't like men, I like women. I'm gay." Lynn smiled.