"You know what I don't like about her," said Anita, the tall statuesque blonde, "is that she thinks she is better than the rest of us."
"I'll second that," said Carol as she sipped on her wine, while sitting in Anita's family room.
"Well," said Cindy the redhead, "I think her problem is that she and her husband don't have enough sex."
The three women laughed out loud as Carol said, "Well, to listen to the ice queen, Miss Lisa, she said, 'women just don't need sex like men do.'" The three laughed again.
"She always acts so prim and proper," added Cindy, "I wonder if that woman has ever even had an orgasm?"
"Surely she has had them when she masturbates," added Carol.
Anita laughed and said, "I don't believe she would soil her fingers. Too messy. She is such a priss. She is always looking down her nose at us. Like her shit doesn't stink." All three women laughed hysterically at that last comment.
As they drank the wine was having its desired effect. "Wouldn't Miss Priss just shit, if she knew about our bi-sexual games."
"Oh she'd have a cow," offered up Cindy.
"But I have a feeling," added Carol, "that if she ever had an orgasm with us she'd be hooked." The women laughed again as Anita added, "That would be the day." Suddenly the room became quiet. The three looked at each other as Cindy said, "How could we do it?"
The three thought for a bit and then Anita said, "I know. You know my husband has that old trunk of magic tricks he used to do when he was back on college. Well, we invite her over and we start doing a few tricks. We all take turns and then I'll say I need a volunteer to tie up and blind fold for the next trick. When we get Miss Priss tied and blindfolded we carry her into the bedroom, tie her down, and have at her."
There was a long silence and Carol said, "Let's do it." The plan was set for next Saturday afternoon when the men would be out golfing.
The men left at one p.m. and Carol and Cindy arrived at Anita's at one fifteen. They got everything into place and then the doorbell rang at one thirty. In walked the ice queen herself. The four women exchanged greetings and began talking. The wine flowed freely and soon Cindy said, "You know that Junior League Talent Sow is coming up in a month and wouldn't be fun to do a magic show with your husbands old stuff."
Anita looked surprised and said, "Great idea! I'll get the stuff and we can check it out."
Soon all four women were looking at the tricks. They took turns trying them and even Lisa got involved. Anita looked at the book and read the instructions for the tricks and the other three women did them. After about twenty minutes Anita said, "Here is an escape trick. We start by tying someone hands in front of them. Lisa, let Carol tie your hands." Lisa shrugged and put her hands out.