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The weathered yellow sign stood stark against the wilderness backdrop, as if anybody would ever try actually looking for it. Despite the paint being excessively chipped, I could unfortunately still make out the blue words that used to decorate the front.
Sejuka Peak
Camp for Misguided Youth
So that's what I was. They always used such innocent words to describe people like me. Misguided. Troubled. Anxious. Passionate. The kind of words that try to make you seem like a better person than you really are. Despite the sign having since passed the window of the car my cheek was currently pressed against, I kept a mental image of it in my mind, one that was modified to better represent the truth. Vandalized with black spraypaint in the faded images of genitalia, the sign stared back at me.
Sejuka Peak
Prison for Little Shits
I grinned.
"And you were saying that you wouldn't enjoy it here, yet you're already smiling."
At the edges of my peripheral vision, Miss Carmichel looked disgustingly cheerful. Her blonde hair was tied back in a casual ponytail that draped over one shoulder of her red cardigan as she drove. Even though I wasn't paying enough attention to actually see them, I could feel her bright blue eyes drilling into me, searching for anything she could use against me.
"Yeah, I'm just imagining how wonderful this camp is going to be. A bunch of mentally unstable high school dropouts with criminal records trapped in a remote location with a gang of parole officers and therapists. What could possibly go wrong?"
Miss Carmichel sighed. "Alice, you know it won't be like that."
My eyes locked onto the shape of a dead racoon on the side of the dirt road, following it until it was out of sight. "Doubtful. If Tristan is here, I give it an hour before he goes off on somebody. Someone's gonna think too loudly beside him and then we'll all have our personal tornado siren."
Miss Carmichel pushed down on the brakes enough to jolt me forward in my seat, tearing my comfortable position away like a blanket. Looking over, I saw Miss Carmichel stare straight ahead with a furrow on her brow.
"Hey! What the fuck was that for?"
"Don't be rude."
"Oh come on, you've had to deal with him too. He almost tried to fight me once because I was 'breathing in an irregular pattern'. The dude's a fuckin' psycho-"
"-Alice!"
I scoffed and returned my head to the widow, not caring about the odd pattern it would leave in my short black hair.
"Sorry. The dude's
misguided,
and I'm sure three weeks in the middle of buttfuck nowhere with a bunch of shits like me is definitely going to put him right back on track. Like I said- great idea."
The remainder of the car ride was disappointingly boring. Between my phone being stored inside of Miss Carmichel's duffel bag in the backseat, and her response to any music from the radio being to 'look out the window and enjoy nature', it was hellish. Half an hour of silence and driving slowly past endless trees later, I had pulled the owner's manual of the car from the glovebox. It was short but thick, shaped more like a brick than a book, and was awkward to try to hold open as I read. Miss Carmichel, on the other hand, continued to pester and prod at the edges of my patience- like an annoying fly that always hovers just out of swatting range.
"It's beautiful out here, right Alice? The trees, the bushes, nature in its purest form."
"Mhmm." I sighed, not looking up from the chapter about the icons on the dashboard and what they meant. Damn, there were a lot.
"You know, as much as you think this is a bad idea, it has been scientifically proven to work. A month away from the rest of the world with only the people that wish to help you? It's going to be fine."
"Mhmm."
Miss Carmichel turned the car around a bend, maintaining a long pause before speaking again. "Anything new and interesting, Alice? Have you made any new friends yet? Any plans for the future? It's been a week since I last saw you, we should use this opportunity to catch up."
"No, no, no, and no." I mumbled.
"Alice..."
"Just stop, you're not my mom. And you certainly aren't a therapist."
Miss Carmichel frowned. "But I am your friend."
"Nope. You're my P.O., not my friend. Friends don't drag each other into the middle of the woods with a bunch of other maniacs."
"Alice-" Miss Carmichel tested. "They aren't maniacs. They are-"
"-Troubled and anxious, yeah, yeah." I closed the manual and tossed it into the backseat. Miss Carmichel looked like she was going to say something, but ultimately backed down as I glanced out the window again. More trees.
"Where the fuck even are we? The welcome sign was like a thousand miles ago, where's the camp?"
"Alice, we passed it less than five minutes ago."