It was almost midnight when I trudged up the steps at home with Sergeant Meyer, I was greeted by Mrs Pye my tenant, perpetually in her bathrobe old fashioned tic-toc wristwatch on a bony wrist protruding from the fluffy sleeve. I was so tired I couldn't resist telling her that "Mrs Pye, the only time I ever saw you dressed up to leave this house was the day Jerry and I got married. Didn't you wear a gown to my wedding in a bar?"
Though old Mrs Pye was keen of wit in her retort, "You're forgetting the closing at the bank when I sold the house to you and Jerry."
"Those were happier times," I declared with a sigh. When political tumult led to economic collapse, the politicians invented National Service to reduce unemployment extending the net on unemployed people under the age of 40. "When my husband Jerry and I were drafted into National Service, Jerry was shipped out but, thanks to Sergeant Meyers," Looking at Sergeant Meyers with a tired smile, I patted Meyers on the back, "I drew a local assignment to the Induction Center, processing other inductees."
Sergeant Meyers, I mused, was much like my husband Jerry. Both were wheeler -- dealers capable of navigating the swells and troths in the hurricane surf of the military system, often outsmarting themselves in the process. Both were firmly convinced of their own infallibility.
Entranced by his agenda, Jerry, reporting in for induction with me, had hoped to place high enough to be qualified for police services so that he would be assigned locally and allowed to live at home. He turned down re-enlistment in the Marine Corps at his former grade. Turning down the Corps forced Jerry to compete what he could have obtained for the asking. Might he have lost his stripes in the process?
Unfortunately, at the time that Jerry ended up on a deuce-n-half headed back to the marine corps, I knew so little about the system. In those early days, I hadn't mastered the art of profligate cursing or the alphabet soup of mil-speak vocabulary. I could not have saved him from his own egotism.
At the Induction Center, where I met Sergeant Meyers, I had qualified for quasi-military Service Support, a local assignment and permission to live at home. Shepherding me through adjustment to quasi-military life in Service Support, Meyers had become a tenant in my house and my roommate. She volunteered to accompany me on the Survival, Escape and Evasion test, the final hurdle to leap before our release from active duty and return to school for studies toward an advanced degree in Industrial Psychology.
Back home, a look of confusion spread across Mrs Pye's face. "You've been gone for a little over a week," Mrs Pye questioned, "Wasn't it?"
"It was a quite a bit longer." I thought aloud, "I don't think you've kept pace. Actually, quite some weeks have flashed by since Sergeant Meyers and I left for the Survival, Escape and Evasion Problem," noticing the confusion on Mrs Pye's face, I corrected myself, "ah exercise."
Service Support adopted much mil-speak from the Armed Forces. An exercise was called a problem as if it were a mathematical problem which had to be analyzed and resolved. "Anyway, Meyers and I have been gone several weeks," I advised Mrs Pye.
"That long?" Mrs Pye questioned.
"Time flies, Mrs Pye, Meyers and I left several weeks ago, not really knowing when we'd return," I replied, "But I must count my blessings -- a hometown local assignment, permission to live in my home, not crammed in with other women. Other than missing Jerry, I have few complaints. For the most part it's been like a job, get up, go to work, come home. You might say a few weeks away is a minor inconvenience."
Zero -- dark thirty 20 hours ago, in the communal shower at the Reception Center, the Center's female Marine Commandant returned my white frock, the HHS uniform and presented me with a fresh pair of white boxers, donated by a thin waisted male and a razor. "Most women feel cleaner when they're hairless from the tip of the nose to the nails of her toes."
As Captain and I showered and shaved together, Captain observed, "The tower of Babel couldn't have invented a better multi-purposed -- one -- size -- fits -- all," Captain chuckled, "exercise: a survival -- escape and evasion exercise for quasi -- military components; a psycho drama for Health (HHS) services."
I chuckled. Taken in the Health Services facility, Sergeant Meyers so violently resisted, she had to be stripped naked and housed in a padded cell. However, within days of capture, the HHS Center director offered Sergeant Meyers control over a program to train HHS personnel to whip raw inductees, rejected as shirkers by the other services into shape. The appeal was direct and deferential: "I have been handed a monumental task and limited time to accomplish it. I need a good drill sergeant to train HHS cadre how to motivate the dregs the Induction Centers send Health Services."
Having been assigned overall responsibility and power over Health Services, HHS, personnel in the program, last night, Meyers could not be persuaded to join me when opportunity presented to escape confinement at the HHS by walking out an exit left unguarded. Today, I would return to recover Sergeant Meyers whom I left behind.
Only 18 hours before Meyers and I regained the sanctity of my home, I, dressed in the HHS uniform, a white frock and booties, stood on the loading dock outside the Reception Center. Ostensibly, assigned as the assistant driver on a shipment of rejects to Health Services (HHS) facility, I, watching the giddy rejects lined up ready to depart. In the presence of the Reception Center's female marine captain in command, I vowed I would not fail to recover Sergeant Meyers.
"Going back for Meyers," Captain reminded me, "presents significant risks for you in reentering the problem. Health Services (HHS) has requested your transfer. If that request goes through before you return her to receive a discharge. You still owe the 10 years you committed to in order to get funding to get degree, but lose the release from active service to attend school to obtain the degree."
"I understand the risks," I acknowledged, "I can't leave Meyers behind."
"Spoken like a true Marine," Captain replied, "which you're not -- at the moment."
"Your request to transfer me to the corps may gum up the works," I expressed hope that the military might trip on its over bureaucratic procedures, "long enough to accomplish my mission."
Smiling the Reception Center's commander, affectionately patted me on the shoulder with the warning, "Health Services HHS has duped Meyers into take charge of an impossible mission, the very type of assignment dear to Meyers' heart, accomplishing the virtually impossible by actually training this refuse."
The cargo, all rejects shipped naked wrists cable tied, from the Induction and Reception center where I was assigned as a Service Support Specialist. "Almost all rejects," the Captain snickered, "simply refused to cooperate in classification. So, Warbler, the rejects go to it."
"And what will I find at the HHS facility when I deliver the rejects?" I asked.
"The HHS problem, rumor control postulates, tests endurance: how long Meyers and the people placed under her will remain true to the task after HHS leadership echelon departs and the checkpoint cease to interdict deserters," Captain explained.
"It's all staged?" I asked.