The band had a gig in Buffalo. The Mohawk Lounge was a little place, just like any stinky bar that could be in any town. It smelled of stale beer and old cigarettes. The beer advertisements printed on mirrors were starting to look old; I didn't think anybody remembered "The Budman." I was tired before the show even started, before I even set up my Timbales. Like a trooper, or a zombie, I set up trying to get in the mood. The road is hard for the self-managed unsigned band, and we had many miles to go. After setting up, I went back stage and twisted up. I didn't really want to share with anyone, so I kinda made my self scarce, hiding in the dark behind a stack of potato boxes. The only one to come close to finding me was our conga player. I'm surprised that the other hounds didn't, they never bring their own. Juan Carlos was cool, and he usually got the short end of the stick in the band, so I told him where I was.
Juan pulled in more than he should have. I smoke light green buds, not brown chips. His coughing fit almost gave us away.
"Damn, 'dis shit isshot!!" He managed to say in-between convulsions, smoke billowing from every orifice but trying to hold in as much as possible.
"Take it slow," I reminded him, nearly agitated. Juan Carlos was very fidgety and this would definitely cool him out. We talked about our long trip and the shows before. How our lead singer was off key and how he is still getting all the girls.
"Even the ugly ones," added Juan," they need loving, too."
"True that... Just not from me... tonight." We both laughed. Juan's belly roll ended up as another fit of phlegm trying to free itself, bringing him to his knees and bringing our guitar player to our secret hiding place.
"Hey guys, I've been looking all over for you, it's time to play...Yagotanyweedleftover?" Lucky for him there was a little roach left after my last pull. As Juan Carlos got up from the floor, we left to get drinks for the stage. We went outside and I rolled a blunt, I had a feeling that tonight wasn't going to be the usual scared-of-the-black man-night. But that was fine; I was trying not to fuck anybody new.
During the show, I noticed two girls looking at me as if I was steak. I tried not to look at them at all by checking out the rest of the crowd more than they, but it did not work. The two dark, curly-haired ladies that were licking their lips, danced to our rhythms, they ordered lots of drinks.
During the break, I tried not to look at them at all, but as I spied them bending over at the bar, I couldn't help but get more than an eyeful of their bulging bottoms. These two girls had wondrous Asses and they could have been sisters: short with small breasts, thin waists with round, full Asses and dark curly hair. The more attention I gave them the more they giggled, the more they giggled, and the more I stared. Both of them, with cute and adoring eyes, sauntered over to me as I sipped my cranberry juice and ginger ale.
"Hi, " smiled the one wearing skin-tight, black, velvety pants," You guys are great!" Her eyes twinkled, waiting for my reply. She leaned up against the bar and rested her drink next to her elbow. She wore a dark red blouse, tied in the front, with a black tank-top underneath.
"Thank-you, you two are great as well!" I told them my name. "It is very nice to meet you two." I answered trying not to give them 'the look' that gets me in trouble, because I can never trust my words to keep me out of it. They failed me here too.
"My name is Danielle and this my best friend, Angie." We each shook hands,
"So.... Where are you from?" she asked as her tongue twirled the "Rum and Coke" straw around in her near empty glass. Danielle was wearing a white frilly blouse with a tight khaki skirt that almost reached mid-thigh, brown stockings and darker brown leather knee-high boots.
"We're from Boston, making an Upstate New York tour. We'll be in Syracuse tomorrow, and then Rochester...And then back home. It's nice that you came out on a Thursday night, not everybody can do that." I tried to keep it rated 'G', but I could tell what was on these two vixens' minds and what was going to happen next.
"Angie and I are both from Buffalo, Ang still lives here, but I'm moving to New York...So, it's kinda like a 'Good-Bye Party'. " They turned and looked at each other with longing. They hugged and started wailing as if they would never see each other again, like they do in bad made-for T.V. movies. We all laughed and I asked them if I could buy them drinks.
"We always accept drinks from beautiful men." I didn't bat an eyelash. I ordered their drinks, while they pulled up stools.
"So, what are you going to do in the city?" I said as I turned around with their drinks. They were both staring at my package. I caught them off guard, spinning around so fast, I disrupted their profile of the lump in my pants. All their attention made it grow, and they watched in awe as I got more turned on. After a couple of seconds, Danielle answered, fighting the hypnotic callings of my stiffing log.
"I... I... I will be working for A.B.C. NEWS. I'll be working on their web site," she gathered herself enough to keep talking without staring. She and I talked shop, I don't really know that much about web design, but I wasn't listening to her as much as I was watching her fight the urge to watch me growing member.
Angela on the other hand was not taking her eyes off my slowly moving parts and had no problem letting me know what she wanted. As Danielle was talking, I kept looking at her, as she almost wowed out loud at the snake that was creeping down my thigh. She moved a little closer to me and Danielle took that as her cue.
."..But enough about me.... How about the three of us go out to the car and smoke some of this Hydro that I just bought?"