"Is he what?" replied a very sleepy Susan.
"Is Raoul my replacement?"
She was quiet for a moment and then said, "Replacement? Oh you mean that silly arrangement we made last summer. I had forgotten all about that."
I didn't believe for one minute that she had forgotten and asked her, with a voice shaking with emotion, "well is he?"
Again she was quiet, and I was beginning to think that she had not heard me and had fallen asleep until she replied, "No! Er, maybe! I dunno! It sort of depends on him doesn't it? Maybe he doesn't fancy me."
In all of our married life together I had never heard Susan say anything so stupid, but I knew why, she was trying to save my feelings. It was time to 'get real' as some of my younger work colleagues would say.
"Of course he fancies you Sue. It's bloody obvious! Clare, Marcus, me and the whole hotel could see it tonight. You can probably see the sparks coming off the two of you from outer space." I said.
"Oh I'm so sorry David. I didn't mean to put you in a spot like that," she said, clearly worried that she had caused me embarrassment.
But, although I hadn't expected it, Susan's holiday encounter had brought the 'replacement agreement' to the forefront of our relationship. It had been my idea and, now the reality was staring me in the face, I had no choice but to honour my side of the arrangement. It was true that she had always needed more than I could provide in our marriage bed so it was time for me to step aside and, if necessary, offer encouragement. I knew that it would be both difficult and humiliating but that is the price one pays when a pact is made with someone you love.
"As long as the kids aren't affected, then I shall not stand in your way," I said.
"You mean that?" she asked.
"Of course!"
"He may not want me in that way."
I thought about how he had pressed Susan's body to his as they had danced together, and replied, "Maybe! And maybe the moon is made of green cheese."
"No!" she said, after a moments thought, "It would be all too difficult with the kids here." And with that rebuff we both went off to sleep.
The following morning, after we had breakfasted, we found the same sunbeds close by the children's pool so Tom and Jenni could play safely while still under our gaze.
Something was on Susan's mind and we both knew what it was, but that didn't prevent her from being the loving and concerned Mother that she is. It was only after the thick layer of suncream had been rubbed onto the children's' bodies and Jennie's water-wings had been secured on her little pink arms that she found time to talk.
"What you said last night," she asked, "were you being serious?"
Now it was my time to be evasive. "Serious? About what?"
"You know damn-well what."
"Oh the 'replacement' agreement," I replied, feigning a temporary loss of memory just to annoy her. A happy marriage can be like that.
"Yes that!" she replied sharply, but with a smile on her pretty face.
"I thought you said that it would be too difficult," I reminded her.
Susan took a moment to consider what she was going to say next, because she was beginning to realise that this was now a serious moment in our marriage. Her lovely face was a mask of concern as she turned to me and said, "If I started dating Raoul, would you look after the kids."
"Yes!"
"That was a very quick answer David," she said, "how would you explain it to them?"
"I would tell them that Raoul is very lonely on his own here, and you are helping him because you are a nice and thoughtful Mum that we are very lucky to have. Or something like that," I replied, fully aware that I had not really thought about what I would say and had made it up as I spoke.