Every time I see a hot chick walking by wearing a Hijab I get an instant boner, I said sheepishly, confessing one of my deepest, darkest secrets to Dr. Nafisah Mahmoud, my psychiatrist. The forty-something Saudi Arabian lady raised an eyebrow, and stared at me as if I were a Martian. I'm sorry, I said with a shrug. And I truly am. For I didn't mean to offend the good doctor. If she hadn't agreed to take me on as a patient I would be in the slammer. Still, if you're not honest with your shrink, who can you be honest with? My name is Gabriel Guerrier and by my own admittance I'm a very disturbed individual.
How did I end up in a shrink's office? Long story, folks. It began when I met this hot Jamaican chick named Sabrina Thompson while walking around downtown Ottawa. There are many attractive women of all hues in the province of Ontario but this dame stood out. Five foot ten, curvy and sexy, with big tits and a heart-shaped ass that just won't quit. A caramel-skinned Nubian goddess who needs to be worshipped properly. I figured I better holler at her before someone else does, you know?
I approached her, and even though she acted coy I could tell that she was feeling me. I've got that Montreal Haitian charm, you know? The lady was hesitant for all of ten seconds, then we began to chat. She just transferred to Carleton University from York University in Toronto. How about that? I transferred to Carleton from the University of Montreal. I got into some trouble with some punks in la belle province and my parents sent me to stay at my aunty and uncle's spot in Ottawa to chill. Sort of a Fresh Prince deal, I guess. I got a job as a computer repairman in the east end of Ottawa. I make seventeen dollars an hour and since I live with my uncle and aunt, I don't pay rent but I do chip in for groceries and cable.
Sabrina smiled when I shared that with her, and told me I'm slick. If she only knew. I'm as slick as they come. When I asked her for her digits, Sabrina took mine instead. Damn. When a female takes your digits instead of giving you hers, you can pretty much forget about it. Why? Women take forever to make up their minds about calling a brother. I'm only nineteen years old but I know this much is true. I thought I'd never hear from Sabrina but got the surprise of a lifetime when she texted me the next day. How about that? I called her and we ended up speaking on the phone for sixty seven minutes. Typically I don't spend a long time hollering at women on the phone. I like to show them what I can do instead of talking about it, if you catch my drift.
With Sabrina Thompson I kind of made an exception, and it turned out to be worth it. I invited her to catch a movie with me at the Blair Cinema. We saw The Colony, a science fiction featuring Laurence Fishburne, an actor I like. He's one of the giants of Black Hollywood, it's too bad his daughter Montana Fishburne is a dumb slut who decided to become a porn star. I shouldn't talk shit about her, I guess. Why is that, you may ask? Simple. I own all of her porn DVDs by the way. She's got a really nice ass. I like them light-skinned honeys and they like me. I'm a six-foot-one, somewhat chubby but still good-looking, chocolate-skinned brother. The women who find me the most attractive tend to be white chicks or light-skinned black women. The union of opposites, I guess.