After a while they eventually detangled themselves and Thina headed upstairs to freshen up while Erik headed to the kitchen to fix himself something to eat. His phone rang, it was his neighbor and friend, Dave.
Erik met Dave on the golf course of their housing estate soon after Erik moved into his house, and they struck up a friendship. Dave was happily married β with three daughters and desperately trying to peacefully settle into middle age. He was failing on the latter because he was one of the best and most successful lawyers in the city β and that made him a very busy man.
"Dave, howzit brother?" Erik asked
(Howzit is South African slang for "how are you?", and South African males often refer to each other as brother β not sure if this prevalent in other countries too).
"Hey bud, I'm good. You?" Dave didn't even wait for Erik's response, he added "Please tell me that you're home. The girls have friends over and I need some peace and quiet to watch the rugby."
"Sure, come over. I'm around but I'll step out for a while and then come back to catch the match. Hope you don't mind," Erik said.
"I don't mind at all man," Dave replied. They both hung up.
A couple of minutes later, Erik's doorbell rang. It was Dave. Dave, like most residents of the housing estate they lived in, used a golf cart to get around the estate.
"Man, I'm so fucking outnumbered in my house it's not funny. Today I can't even watch any of the four TVs that I bought, in my own fucking house." Dave said heading straight for Erik's lounge. "I wasn't sure if you're around and was actually heading to the club house to watch the match. Good thing I called you."
Dave was always complaining that his wife and daughters ganged up against him, and he could never win against them. As a result, he was often out on the golf course, at the club house or at Erik's house. Erik always welcomed Dave's company.
"No problem. I was just making a sandwich, you want some?" Erik asked.
"Nah thanks. My stomach is nicely lined for all this alcohol I'm going to drink," Dave said while gleefully looking at the plastic bag in his hand. He took out a bottle of whisky and placed it on the table then followed Erik to the kitchen. There, he opened a cupboard and took out an ice bucket, opened another and took out two glasses. He put some ice in the bucket and on his way out of the kitchen, he said "Eat up broer, I'll get started so long."
(Broer is Afrikaans for brother)
.
Dave was soon back in the kitchen, "Forgot the coasters....we wouldn't want good old Lizzy giving you a hard time for water marks on the table." Dave laughed.
"Don't go there man."Erik shook his head.
"Erik, I'm gonna get going." Thina called out.
"Anna here? You didn't say," Dave briefly turned to ask Erik, as he headed out the kitchen.
"That's not-" Erik looked up, only to realize Dave was already gone. He followed.
Dave caught Thina as she was still coming down the stairs, and upon seeing her, he exclaimed, "Heyyyy...."
Erik rushed past him and stood by the stairs.
Thina didn't know that Erik had company. She stood on the last stair, smiled at Dave who was also smiling, and waited for Erik to introduce them.
Reaching out for Thina, Erik made the introductions, "Thina, this is my friend Dave. Dave this is Thina."
Thina reached out to shake Dave's hand, "Hi Dave."
"Hello Thina", he replied, shaking Thina's hand. Her handshake was firm.
"That's quite a handshake you have there," Dave added.
"Yeah, I get that all the time," Thina laughed.
Dave was still smiling - looking at Erik this time.
"Ready?" Erik asked Thina.
"Yep." She replied.
"So, Dave, I need to go drop Thina off and I'll be back," Erik said as he headed to the kitchen to grab his sandwich.
"Sure," Dave replied.
*****
When Erik got back to his house, Dave was on the couch, leaning back and concentrating on the rugby match.
Erik sat down opposite him, grabbed a glass and started filling it with ice, and added whisky. He leaned back on the couch.
Dave looked up, smiled and said, "Soooooooo, that was not Anna."
Erik chuckled, "And I tried telling you that but you were out the door before I could say anything."
Dave's grin grew wider and naughtier, "I see...I didn't know that you liked black women. Sorry man but there's other way of saying it."
"I didn't know either. I mean I like
her
. She's a great girl. It just happened, a few weeks ago actually," Erik replied.
"Oh, a few weeks ago? So this wasn't just a sleep over?" Dave nodded. "And I guess Anna doesn't know about....what's her name again?" Dave asked.
"Thina," Erik replied.
"Yes, Thina. So, I guess Anna doesn't know about Thina," Dave said.
Pause.
"Oh, I sometimes don't miss my single days," Dave chuckled.
"Man, it's not like that," Erik said." Anna...Anna and I are no longer doing whatever it is that we were doing."
"You were fucking around. " Dave said.
"Thanks for pointing that out Dave. Yes, Anna and I are no longer fucking around." Erik said.
"Does Anna know?" Dave asked.
"Dave, c'mon, it's not funny." Erik said.
"I'm not trying to be funny. What I meant is, does Anna know that you two aren't fucking around anymore. Coz, you know she's buddy-buddy with Claire these days. And Claire hasn't mentioned anything to me about you and Anna not seeing each other anymore," Dave said βreferring to the numerous lunches and outings that his wife has had with Anna in the past month or so.
"What? Erik sat up. "Dave, I haven't seen Anna in over a month...about two months. And I've been avoiding her for the past month."
"Look, for the past month or so Anna and my wife have suddenly developed a friendship. Claire says Anna called her up one time and invited her for lunch....they've met up a few times," Dave said. He quickly added, "Look, I don't mean to get into your business but I thought you should know."
"Fuck," Erik sighed.
Dave's face suddenly lit up, "On the other hand....Thina's pretty and looks a little young though broer."
"Man, fuck off," Erick said.
Dave was now laughing, "As your friend and your lawyer, it's my duty to advise you against sleeping with underage girls."
Erik laughed and flipped Dave.
Dave leaned forward, "How old is she?"
"Not funny Dave," came the reply.
"C'mon, tell me," Dave teased.
"Twenty-four," Erik replied.
"Wow! Legal. But still young. You're one lucky bugger," Dave laughed. "Where'd you meet her?" he asked.
"Work. Dave, let's watch the match," Erik smiled.
" No, no, no let's talk man. It's obviously been a while. You work with her? Dave was curious.
Erik pointed at the tv screen, "Dave. Match."
Dave raised his hands like he's surrendering, "Ok, just one last thing. Talk to Anna. Look, I'm not sure what's going with you but if you say that Anna and you are no longer, then talk to her man. My wife has a big mouth and if Anna had told her that you two aren't seeing each other anymore, I'd know."
"Ja, sure." Erik said.
(Ja is Afrikaans for yes)
Dave started laughing again, "I gotta say though-"
"Don't." Erik cut him off.
They spent the rest of the afternoon watching the rest of the game and talking about all sorts of things, staying clear of Anna and Thina. By early evening, when Thina called Erik to tell him that she was done and was heading back to his house, both Erik and Dave were beyond tipsy and were having a braai
(barbeque )
in Erik's back yard. All that alcohol gave them the munchies.
(South Africa is a meat eating nation. Braais are serious business. Meat is serious business).
"Thina's on her way back," Erik said to Dave after he hung up.
"Oh, thisssss is definitely not some one-time shleep over," Dave slurred.
"I like her, but.." Erik said.
"What?"
"Tssss like, first t I was thinking up all sorts of reasons not to even be in her company, let alone be with her lurkkkk this. Then I'd think about herrrrr and I want to ashk herrr out for drinks or whatever...then I tell myself not to. But I wassss curious, you know. I'm attracted to herrr and...."
Erik lost himself to his drunkenness for a while then continued "...and herrrr being black was like an issue, despite the attraction. I wasssss thinking about it a lot. You know. Like...shometimes I still do, a little. Then I'm with herrrrrr and she's a great girl. She's smart, funny...lives a normal life. I'm attracted to herrrr. So I'm like, what-the-fuck, why not?"
"Broer, as long as you're good and happy. That's all that matters. I'm serious. We were raised to never look beyond skin color and look where that got us..." Dave said shoving a piece of meat into his mouth.
They were basically eating the meat off the coals, saving some for Thina.
Erik's intercom went off β the security guards at the main entrance were alerting him of Thina's arrival and wanted to know if they should let her in, as was standard for all visitors. Erik called her and told her to let herself into the house as the door was unlocked.
"She's back!" Dave drunkenly teased when Thina appeared, smiling.
"Babe, don't mind himmm, he's drunk!" Erik slurled.
"And so are you,"Thina gave Erik a hug. In return Erik lifted her up and gave her a kiss.
"No, not really. I'm a little tipsy. Not druuuunk. Dave's druuuunk. Dave's fucked. Hissss wife's gonna kill him," Erik said.
Thina laughed. "Ok babe." She then asked, "How did the rugby go?"
"The Bulls won of course. See our little celebration?" Erik gestured towards the mean on the grill.