My name is Daniel L'Heureux. A big and tall young Black man of Haitian descent living in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. I attend Algonquin College right here in Nepean. My girlfriend Rebecca Saint-Germain attends La Cite Collegiale, a French-language technical school in the City of Ottawa. She's originally from the City of Montreal in the Province of Quebec. And she's really into Black guys, especially Haitian guys. When I met her, my girlfriend Naomi Adler had just dumped me. The sexy Black chick I had dated since moving to Ottawa from Cap-Haitien, Haiti, dumped me out of the blue. She told me she wanted to date rich Black guys, or White guys. She didn't have time for a broke Black man like me. Cold, isn't she? Well, Rebecca helped me get over her.
How did she do that? Well, seducing Black men is a specialty of the French Canadian woman from the Province of Quebec. The most seductive of all Canadian women. Those French Canadian women from the Province of Quebec are unlike any White women I've ever seen. Usually, White women are cold and boring, flat-chested and butt-less. Not the ones in the Province of Quebec. They're tall and curvy, with big butts that rival those of Black women in size, shape and sexiness. Yes, White women from the French Canadian communities of Quebec have booties! I don't know what they're feeding those White chicks in Quebec but damn. They really got it going on.
When I came to Ottawa, I was fascinated by all the sexy Black women I saw walking around the City. I've never been into White women. At that point in my life I loved and admired Black women. I considered Black ladies to be my standards of beauty. Yeah, Black women were a fixation of mine. Until I noticed that Black women in the Confederation of Canada treat White men like Gods and view Black men as yesterday's trash. Why are they doing us in like that? I don't know. Must be why so many Black Canadian men are dating White women. Whatever. I'm not selling out but since Black Canadian women can't and won't love a decent-looking, educated brother like me, I've got to seek greener pastures.
Rebecca Saint-Germain was just what the doctor ordered. This tall, sexy blonde-haired French Canadian woman from the Province of Quebec really surprised me. You see, Haitians have been coming to Quebec ever since the late 1950s. The Quebecers really know Haitians and the Haitians really know the Quebecers. We've had clashes. However, we've made peace with each other over the five decades since we began interacting. Lots of Quebec men date and marry Haitian women. Many more Quebec women date and marry Haitian men. The Quebec women can't get enough of us friendly and outgoing, virile Haitian men. We're hot-tempered, hot-blooded and very macho. We clearly know we're real men. Canadian guys aren't like us. They're a mild, boring bunch until the hockey game starts. Kind of sucks for their women, you know?
Man, the sexy Quebec woman totally seduced me. Rebecca grew up in Montreal-Nord, the heavily Haitian part of the City of Montreal. She attended a public school full of Haitians. She knew our culture and our ways. Hell, she surprised the hell out of me by speaking Haitian Creole with me. I guess Haitian Creole isn't hard to learn for a Quebecer, given how closely my people's native tongue is linked to French. Man, I was really smitten with Rebecca. A tall, sexy and curvy White chick with a big booty who absolutely loved Black men. And she was also smart and ambitious as hell. She's taking up Police Foundations at La Cite Collegiale because she wants to work for the Ontario Provincial Police someday. I'm studying business administration at Algonquin College. I want to attend Carleton University next because I heard their business program is excellent. Then I want to work for a big company in Toronto, Calgary or one of the other big cities. My lady and I are sexy, smart and ambitious. What a pair we make!