ENTERED INTO THE
750 WORD PROJECT 2024
It was Bowl Supering Sunday! Battling for the championship were 2 great teams: Jets vs. Cardinals!
No way was I gonna miss watching!
Nickels, my roommate, and I only had to run to the Piggly for some buffalo winglies and buy more beer for friends invited over.
"Jets!" stated Nickels.
"Cards! They're better," I countered.
Distracted on determining the winner, we accidentally bumped our shopping cart into a guy before us.
"Da fuck? Watch it!" snapped angrily a 6'4" monstrosity of a man who'd apparently missed the Cardinals team flight.
We apologized and moved towards the long checkout lines. Still fuming and staring us down in the line beside us stood HoldTheDoor.
"Babe, here's the chips you like," came a stunning redheaded woman, kissing Kong on his cheek.
"So unfair!" Nickels whispered, "But of course Megatron's wife is a supermodel."
And that's when I saw it and was compelled to act.
I walked over, bent to knee, kissed her ankle and, slipping off sandals, sucked her manicured toes asking humbly, "My Queen! How may I serve you?"
The woman blushed before shocked onlookers as Nickels hurriedly grabbed me by my collar. Back at his car, Nickels wouldn't leave until given an explanation.
"It's her ankle tattoo," I began.
"Okaaaaay."
"She's a Queen of Spades."
"What?"
"I was once in the lifestyle and..."