Chapter 1: Wedding Limo
Alex, a financial advisor at a large firm, cut a diminutive figure at 5'8" 130 pounds. He had his qualities, high cheek bones big brown eyes and a lovely smile with straight white teeth, full lips and smooth skin. He also had an unusually plump and round butt for such small man, but he punched well above his weight when it came to his new bride, Natasha. She was a drop dead beauty, slightly taller than him, with long shapely legs, thin waist, big natural G cup tits with large thick protruding nipples that she sometimes had to tape over when in public, long blond hair; a blue eyed Scandinavian beauty from the Deep South. She had a little tattoo on her right butt cheek that read Snow Bunny. He assumed that she enjoyed skiing although they had yet to hit the slopes together. She had a lovely and alluring southern accent and he loved her. She could be a handful and was quite demanding, if she didn't get what she wanted there was always hell to pay, but he loved her and he knew had had to lock her down if I he wanted to keep her. That's why the quick wedding after only six months of meeting her. They had allot in common he thought. They liked fitness, she was liberal and anti-racist like himself.
It was a small affair with only his immediate family a few people from work on his side. He knew she no longer had any family, her parents having died in a car crash when she was small, but to his surprise her side of the aisle was almost all large black men. Interesting, but that's OK, he was not a bigot and welcomed her friends. After the short ceremony, and some chatting with guests, Alex was notified that the limo was ready and Natasha was already in it ready to go to there castle in the North Carolina mountains, a lovely large English style country house made of stone with beautiful gardens. He had rented it for a week for the honeymoon. It came with a private chef and housekeeping. It would be like a fairytale secluded in the mountains in marital bliss.
On arriving to the limo, the door was held open for him by one of Natashas friends, as he bent over to step in the friend jokingly tripped him and Alex fell face first down onto the feet of a large older black man sitting next to Natasha, Alexes face landed directly on his perfectly shined shoes. Snickers could be heard all around. Natasha laughed out loud. He looked up red-faced to see the limo was nearly full with four black men and Natasha. As the man who held the door stepped in and took the last available seat.
"Oh, silly you! Come on baby just sit here by me. I want you close to me, baby." Natasha motioned for him to slide on the floor between her legs.
"There you go baby stretch this little legs out and git comfy," she said as she rested her hand on his shoulders.
It was a two and a ride hour ride to their mountain retreat. Alex, looked at Natasha questioningly.
"What's wrong baby? Oh, them? they just coming for the ride. I thought you might want to git to know the people I grew up with, " said Natasha.
Alex, not wanting to seem uncomfortable said,
"Sure, yeah, that's great. Hi, I'm Alex, well you probably know that already," he stammered.
The limo was silent as they all eyed him. Five big strong black men who he'd never seen before. It was fine though. Blacks are just like us, its just stupid racist assholes who would have a problem with them.
Suddenly the older man who's shoes he ad inadvertently kissed spoke loudly,
"Why don't you ma' fuckers introduce yourselves!"
Jerome, Shaqil, Derrall, and Jevon all introduced themselves.
"And I'm Issac", said the older man, "but you can call me Big Daddy," he said with a warm smile.
"Oh, um, nice to meet you...Isaac...," Alex said, then embarrassingly mumbled "Big Daddy," under his breath.
"Yes, we gonna have a good time. It's so nice to see Natasha again. I've know her since she was just twelve years old, ain't that right little bunny," Big,Daddy.
"That's right Big Daddy" she said slapping him on the knee, leaving her hand there while resting her other hand on Alexes shoulder as he sat on the floor between her legs.
Jerome spoke up, "This is going to be a long ride you got anything to drink in here?"
"Whyn't ya git everyone a drink of bubbly champaign baby?" Natasha said to Alex.
"Sure, yeah, that's a great idea," said Aalex as he got to his knees and walked over to the bar. It was awkward in such a small space he brushed the mens legs as me moved. He served each man a drink his knees as they was no room to stand up straight. Then brought Natasha her drink. She clinked glasses with Big Daddy and drank the whole glass in one swallow.
"Git me another one baby," said Natasha; Alex complied.
Jevon, pulled out a huge spliff from his tuxedo jacket and lit it up.
"Yeah, that's what I talkin about," said Shaqil.
Alex piped up, "Oh, do you think that's a good idea?"
"What da fuck you talkin bout nigga? We ain't driven," said Shaqil. others..."geah nigaa we ain't driven", "it ain't no thing", "we good"
"So, tell us about yourself Alex", said Jerome.
"Well, I'm a financial advisor and now a proud husband. I like mountain biking to stay fit." Said Alex.
"Yeah, dats good staying fit and shit. I hit da gym like mutha fucka" other..."yeah dog" "hit dat mutha" "lift those weights nigga," they all pitched in.
"What else you like to do?" Asked Jerome with a smirk.
The limo was now chokingly thick with marijuana smoke. Everyone was starting to get high, even Alex had partaken.
"Um that's it really, between work and my new bride that's pretty much all I have time for." Alex said.
