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He banged on the door like a Knight in shining armor. He even went to the local Quick Stop and got some supplies. A mouse trap he could use to capture the mouse without killing it, and release it outside. He bet she'd purchased some ineffective shit, if she'd tried to trap it at all.
He wanted to be Lynne's Hero. Even though she was crazy, he thought about her a lot. He'd only began trying to push her out of her mind because she was such a fickle little woman.
He thought about the taste of her mouth, the lusty kisses and her hot nectar. But he also thought of her laughter, her funny sense of humor, the impetuous spirit, and the crazy stunts she pulled on stage, while performing. He thought about how much he'd like to get serious and maybe even settle down and get cozy with her for good, if she wasn't so fucking crazy.
And now that he was killing her mouse, he was going to demand an answer from her. Why was she like little Ms. Faucet? Hot one minute, and cold the next. The few days he'd shared with her were the realest he'd had in his whole life.
Why was she letting a little bit of silly fear about being swept up in passion, ruin it for the two of them. That was how it was supposed to feel when you were in love. He'd never been in love before, but those three days felt like love. But not the two weeks he'd spent afterwards, with her callously ignoring his feelings. That hadn't felt like love at all.
Oh yes, he was going to give that crazy assed little hottie a piece of his mind after he killed her damn mouse. And he was hoping she'd realize what she was giving up, by ignoring him. Or else, he was bailing for good this time, hottie or not.
"Leif, hi, thank God you're here," said Lynne opening the door.
"I've been waiting to see you again. Sorry it took a mouse for you to send me a real text, and not just a reply. Where is he?" asked Leif
"Oh my god he's right there!" she screamed, pointing, and stamping her feet.
"Okay. I see him. Just calm down. You need to calm down and relax. Jesus, Lynne, you'll give yourself a heart attack babe. Breathe in and out. Slowly. Slowly," he instructed.
He impulsively kissed her forehead.
Damn it, he couldn't help being tender with her, even when he tried to be stern.
That's how he knew it was love.
"That was good that you at least tried to trap him anyway. But, now I've gotta take him out the rest of the way. Go on back in the bedroom. Pretty women shouldn't see this shit, not if they have a man around to do it for them," he said, pushing lightly on her shoulder, leading her towards the bedroom.
Lynne went into the bedroom.
At least the glue trap and the twisted paw slowed him down.
Leif ran in the kitchen.
He ran after the little fucker until he caught him.
He squeezed the mouse with both of us bare hands until he didn't struggle again.
When he felt it stop struggling he knew it was dead.
Leif hated killing one of God's creatures, ugly mouse or not. He hated when he had to do that to keep the pests from eating up the Lilacs his mom Linda used to make soap.
But it had to be done.