I was down on all fours facing the glory hole.
No, I was not in some stinky men's restroom. I'm
way
too civilized for that. I was on my hands and knees in an empty refrigerator box.
Let me explain.
I had stayed home from my law office to take delivery of the new refrigerator - a big stainless steel thing with French doors. After the delivery guy installed it, he started to cart away the heavy-duty cardboard shipping box when a deviant purpose for the vacant chamber popped into my head.
"Wait," I said. "Just leave it. Our kids can use it as a playhouse."
I don't have kids. I was picturing using the box as
my
playhouse.
You need some background.
My husband, Derek, and I have high libidos - a gift and a curse, believe me. We both had plenty of lovers before we got married. A dozen years into our monogamy, we confessed to each other that the leash had started to chafe. We tried "open marriage," which straight away nearly ended our relationship. Turns out, we're both far too jealous to be able to handle it. We settled upon a "virtual" polyamory; that is, we share in detail our
fantasies
of sex with others. Even that sometimes makes us crazy, but at least it leads to hot "reassurance" sex. And learning my husband's go-to erotic fantasies taught me all the ways to get him the horniest - and vice versa.
I found out Derek was super turned-on by the idea of "glory hole" sex. He would fantasize sticking his hard cock through a hole in a wall while an unknown woman on the other side sucked and stroked him off.
"There's something about the anonymity of it," he'd said. "She can't see me, and I can't see her. It's the theme of sex with a stranger, taken to the ultimate. I don't know...it thrills me to even talk about it."
When Derek learned my go-to fantasy was having sex with large black men, he bought me a big black lifelike dildo to indulge my daydreams. Fact is, I already owned an even bigger black dildo that I kept hidden so as not to bruise his male ego.
After the delivery man set down the shipping box from the dolly and left, I laid the empty box down on its side on my kitchen floor. I crawled inside on all fours with a sharp knife, and cut a circular hole in the end where my mouth was positioned. The chunk of cardboard fell free and I backed out and then dragged the box into our bedroom. This evening, Derek was bound to get a big surprise and a raging boner the minute he walked into the bedroom and saw it.
I looked at my handiwork and thought of an improvement. I reentered the box and placed a cushion where my knees would rest. Inside the box, peering through the glory-hole, I was surprised at how turned on I felt. I'd never even heard of glory-hole sex before Derek told me about his fantasy, and the idea hadn't struck me as powerfully erotic. Yet here I was now, hidden in semi-darkness, wondering what it would be like to be on the receiving end of an anonymous hard cock poked through the hole. Giving head to a nameless, faceless stranger? Feeling his foreign cock spasm as he shoots his load into my mouth. Kinky. But I was really wet.
I emerged from the box and stared at it. I knew what would feed Derek's fantasies - and now it was heating up my own imagination - so I wrote in a fat black marker above the glory hole:
FREE BLOWJOBS! A PUBLIC SERVICE
Should I take a photo and text it to Derek at his office? Ha. He might be in the middle of a teleconference. It'll rattle him. Long-term relationships need a good rattling now and then.
I aimed my cell phone camera at the box lying at the foot of our bed. But the bedroom was overly familiar, and too...domestic. Family photos. Derek's debating club trophies. A framed print of a Georgia O'Keefe flower that looked like a vulva. A shoe rack hanging on the outside of the closet door. It was not like his fantasy of shoving his cock through a glory hole in some roadside bar and having a faceless slut eat his cum.
I thought of the roof of our condo building. It's got an artificial turf area with a couple tables under umbrellas. The fake grass and tables give it the look of a public space; but really, nobody ever uses it. The glory-hole box would look a lot sexier in that spot on the roof, as if it was situated in a tiny park, "a public service" for any horny man who wandered by.
In case I ran into someone in the hallway, I tossed a blanket over the dirty words on the box. I dragged the box onto the freight elevator.
Yep, it looked way sexier out in the open on the roof. The scene made my pussy wetter. I snapped a photo. I was about to text the pic to Derek, when I thought of adding a photo from the cocksucker's point-of-view -- inside the box, with the afternoon light shining through the hole.
I crawled inside and my vision had adjusted to the dark when I heard the metal door to the roof bang shut and male voices approaching. I froze.
Oh hell! Nobody ever comes up here!
"Compressor is shot," said a deep male voice. "Gonna need a whole new unit."