CHAPTER 7: The Night of the Big Fuck. Plus pancakes.
Copyright 2023 by Ted Ursi/TeddySmutWriter, all rights reserved.
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Dinner at the Havraneks was a quite affair. Other than compliments to the stuffed cabbage rolls and an argument over who deserved the credit, conversation was muted. With my family, Mom would be kibitzing about the coming sexual marathon—I hoped—between myself and Conrad, Dad would be supportive, and Greg would be making snarky comments hiding his envy. But not the Havraneks.
When dinner was over and we prepared to take our walk, we were followed to the door by Wagner and also by Amalia. Ostensibly she was there to take charge of the pug but bestowed her blessings on our planned debauchery with gentle kisses to our cheeks.
So Conrad and I walked slowly down the street me holding onto one of his thick fingers. We were under the spreading horse chestnut tree when I asked. "What time is it?"
"Almost eight, I think."
"My brother gets off at eight." I took out my phone. 7:53.
Conrad grinned. "Me too."
"Better not," I said. "Or you better recover lickity split."
Conrad started to go with the obvious banter but I put a finger to his lips. "Need to text him. You can watch."
ME: Whatcha doing tonight Bro?
GREG: Taking Chloe for a ride in Libby.
ME: (thumbs up) How far you going?
GREG: Up into the mountains, know a nice spot.
ME: Not what I meant.
GREG: I know. I don't know. The whole blowjob thing is still awkward.
ME: (sad emoji) I'm sorry Bro, my fault.
GREG: Not your fault.
ME: 'Tis. Embrace the power on the no. 69
GREG: 'Tisn't. Maybe...
ME: Like you said, you're a team. You BOTH made progress today. Just go down on her and give her every opportunity to reciprocate.
GREG: You're right Rusty. It's one of your many faults.
ME: Love you too. (kiss emoji) Pic coming.
I sent the Conrad smooch picture.
ME: His name's Conrad. You'll meet him at breakfast, I hope.
GREG: Cool. Closed door?
ME: Okay.
"You got some 'splaining to do Casey."
So I told Conrad about this afternoon in graphic detail up until Mom showed up. Conrad processed that for a bit then asked "'closed door?'"
"My brother would prefer not to see me fucking a big black guy when he gets home. He's okay with it in theory but doesn't want it in his face—yet."
"Yet?"
"Breakfast will be clothing optional," I said. "For you that means I BETTER get to show you off. All of you."
"At risk of repeating myself," Conrad said. "Wow... just WOW."
"I know it's a lot Baby, I know..." I reached up to pull him down for another soulful kiss. "This is all pretty new to me too. It's my maiden voyage on the whole 'allowed overnight guests' thing."
Conrad didn't say anything. He just picked me up. I put my head against his chest and said, "Second house on the right."
"I know." My ear pressed against his chest gave a rumble to his voice. "Saw you come out."
My pretty blue panties were soaked.
My phone emitted its Chloe ping. "That's Chloe. Probably about tonight."
"Take your time."
CHLOE: Greg's coming to get me.
ME: I know.
CHLOE: I think he expects that bj.
ME: And that's a problem?
CHLOE: I don't want to be bitch but I'm still conflicted.
ME: I figured. Remember what Mom said this afternoon?
CHLOE: Yeah I know. Still...
ME: I advised Greg to just go down on you and give you the opportunity to reciprocate.
CHLOE: 69?
ME: duh. Gotta go. Busy.
CHLOE: Busy???
I sent the smooch picture.
CHLOE: Holy fucking shit on the hood your daddy's pretty pretty car! Want one of those!
ME: His name is Conrad. He's not a thing. And he's all mine—for now.
ME: Prove you are a good person to my brother and maybe I'll introduce you.
ME: If HE wants.
CHLOE: (tongue out emoji)
ME: (tongue out emoji)
I looked up at Conrad. "The fix is in."
"Can I come visit you in the White House?"
"You're not mad at me for pimping you out—kinda sorta—just to get my brother a blowjob?"
"I guess I am embracing Clarke Family Values."
I punched his shoulder. "Just so long as you embrace the Clarke family daughter."
At which point I noticed we were on my front porch. I pulled out my house keys and unlocked the door. It would seem my new improved magic purse skills granted by leveling up as a woman had finally come through.
We went inside. He didn't put me down. "Where to?"
"Up the stairs, first door on the left, the one with the sign."
Up we went. He walked into my room and pushed the door closed with his foot then with his butt. Then I was finally let down. And then I was immediately picked up in a bear hug for kiss.
I wrapped my legs around him. "I want to undress you."
"I want to undress you."
"I said first."
"Not gonna argue." He kicked off his shoes.
I knelt and pulled off his socks. Conrad reached down and pulled my blouse over my head like it was a T-shirt. Fortunately I had enough buttons undone to make that work. I reciprocated by pulling his RANGER shirt out of his belt line and then over his head. His arms went around me and tried to undo my bra. It took him a bit but I just squashed my tits into his chest and waited.
Mission accomplished finally we kissed again because it must have been at least thirty seconds since the last one. Then we both went for the other's belt line. Jingle... snap... zip... his shorts fell. Snap... zip... so did my skirt. We stepped aside like dance partners. His boxers were tented like a circus big top. My blue panties were drenched like all the handkerchiefs at Rudy Valentino's funeral put together.
Conrad pushed me backwards and I fell onto the bed. Midnight and Little Pinky made themselves known in the small of my back. I swept them aside with my hand and they clattered to the floor. Conrad looked at them and then at me. He waggled his eyebrows at me.