"Y'all gonna wanna butter up some popcorn and watch this," Ray said with a sneaky grin as he stood buck naked over Jeon.
Ray's tall, Redwood like ass then proceeded to reposition the body of my South Korean wife of three years closer to the edge of the motel bed. He held both her ankles in the palms of his hands and glanced over towards Tank and I. He was enjoying having us both as his audience and wanted us to know it. With the devilish wink of an eye, he began to go about doing the business of his fuck work.
Tucking his arms under the back of her thighs and bracing his hands under her shoulders, he eased his 6'4" frame down, neatly folding her petite body under his own until they were face to face and almost kissing. He then did an effortless, Olympic worthy, weightlifting clean and jerk and in an instant had Jeon in the air and firmly skewered on his long black cock as if she were a piece of street bulgogi on a stick.
"I call this move 'The Ralph Macchio!'" he said proudly, as if expecting us both to jump up cheering and hollering and flashing large placards of the number 10 over our heads.
"The 'Macchio'? Is that the best you could come up with?" Tank laughed, "I, myself, would've called it something like the 'Dip Sum', or maybe 'Crazy Dicked Asian'. How about, even better, naming it, 'Guy Who Talks Too Much To Hide That He Can't Fuck Worth Shit?'"
Tank stroked his dick keeping it hard and elbowed me in the side of my ribs for some sort of validation for all his mocking jokes on his friend Ray.
"Well, as a matter of fact," I began, "That particular sexual position, although rarely used and quite difficult to pull off, does already have a specific Kama Sutra name and it's called..."
Ray and Tank both looked at me with their heads tilted to the sides with a puzzled look on their faces. I had read the room wrong. Now was not the time for old Hindu definitional accuracy on the multiple differing ways to fuck. I swallowed hard and awkwardly smiled as I thought on what to say next to not drain any more of the energy out of the room or come across as an out of touch fool.
"Wax on, wax off, her fuckin' ass!" I shouted.
"Damn straight!" smiled Tank, patting his huge bear paws approvingly on my back.
Okay. Let's stop. Let's stop before we go any further because I know everyone is wondering how in the hell did my sexy ass former wife and I end up in this cheap motel room on the seedy end of Atlanta with two imposing and horny black guys? Do you want the short version or the long? Does it even matter? There's only truth and that's what I'm going to be telling you!
Two hotdogs and a beer!
That's how it started and that's also how it all ended.
I was at an Atlanta Braves baseball game and after being in line at the concessions stand for close to 15 minutes, I ordered my food and reached into my jeans pocket and felt nothing. I wasn't too concerned because I had purposely not brought my wallet.
That's Dilly's Rule #1: Only bring what's needed.
Are you writing this down? Well, you should! It's important.
Only bring what's needed! And for a regular season baseball game, like this one, that would be your ticket, car keys, and a Benjamin. The less to keep up with the better.
You don't need your cell phone because you're at a baseball game, watching it, live, in person. Put that damn cell phone down. Plus, if you're on your phone at a baseball game, it's a clear signal you suck at life. You don't need your phone. Pickpockets, on the other hand, can see the outline of your wallet, but they can't see the outline of a paper bill and they love targeting someone not paying attention and chatting away on their cellphone. You don't need your wallet. These are all smart tips that I stand by and you are free to use in the future, despite me now standing and scratching my head without finding my hundred.
Look, even anticipating that this kind of pickpocketing could occur, I was partly in awe of the thief for wising up to cracking what I thought was full proof pre-planning. I backtracked in my head where the theft could've happened while looking sad and pathetic and holding up the line of hungry and impatient fans in need of alcohol.
"Just give me a second," I pleaded as I again searched my pockets, coming up rich and prosperous with a handful of lint.
"I ain't got all day. Move it along if you ain't got no money. Next!" barked the woman from behind the cash register.
And that's when from behind me, out of the sweaty human crowd, came reaching forward this dainty little set of manicured hands holding out a crisp 20 dollar bill. And attached to that bill was a hand that belonged to the prettiest woman I had ever seen anywhere, ever. A gorgeous Asian goddess wearing a Braves home white jersey that was cut just low enough for you to see a peak of the cleavage of her firm tits from behind a shiny, red push-up bra.
I waited off to the side of the line as she walked forward and placed her order. I licked my lips taking the whole rest of her sexiness in. Shoulder length, jet black hair? Check. Well groomed and manicured nails? Check. Perfect alabaster skin? Check. Pouty lips, button nose, mesmerizing dark eyes - check, check, and double check!
She couldn't have been over 5'2" in height, yet, her still well proportioned body was so slight that the shirt hung down to her knees like a short dress. You couldn't tell if she was wearing shorts or just panties under the jersey and the possibility of it being neither excited and emboldened me even that much more.