The name is Barbara Janice Sumner and I'm a young woman of Irish and Italian descent living in the city of Boston, Massachusetts. Friends call me B.J. I attend Boston College and major in business administration. I stand five feet eleven inches tall, lean and muscular, with long blonde hair and pale blue eyes. I've got face, I've got chest and I've got ass. Yeah, my booty is where I keep my extra pounds. It's heart-shaped and quite full. I'm here to tell you about my all-time favorite hobby.
Although saying this might shorten my lifespan, I must let it out. I enjoy stealing black men from black women. It's my favorite thing to do. Presently, I'm walking around Boston Common with my boyfriend Trevor Lemieux. He's a six-foot-two, lean and muscular, dark-skinned and very good-looking black stud. He hails from the Republic of Haiti and currently attends Boston College on a student-athlete scholarship for playing Men's Varsity Soccer. We met in one of my classes and fell in love. Back then, Tyrone was going out with a loud-mouthed black chick named Natasha Hermes who was mad jealous and didn't seem to appreciate him. That's why I came along to rescue him.
In this day and age, a good man is hard to find. Especially one who's so sexy and smart. When I saw Tyrone, I just had to have him. One look at him and I swear I felt myself getting moist in funny places. I wondered what a fine stud like him was doing with a chick like Natasha. I'll never understand that. Why do guys who are smart, good-looking and successful go out with crazy women with issues? You see it all the damn time. Why not go out with a woman with similar views, values and goals?
I assessed Natasha from afar before moving on her man. She lived in Dorchester and attended Emerson College. She was the first in her family to go to college. She also seemed like a really insecure type of chick. The kind of loser who calls her boyfriend's cell phone sixty times in one weekend just because she's paranoid and thinks he's banging everything in sight. Tyrone wasn't a player, not off the Soccer field anyway. He was focused on his school work and playing sports. He wasn't a skirt chaser. Yet Natasha was always on his case. Like the jealous hussy that she is. So he dumped her. As soon as she was out of the picture, I moved right in. You see, all things do come to she who waits. And by she, I mean me, of course!
Thus, Tyrone and I started hanging out. We were just friends at first. We'd walk through the city, having fun at the movies or dining in restaurants. We often went Dutch. I know student-athletes at Division One schools are prevented from working by rigid NCAA rules. So quite often, the school's supermen and superwomen who dazzle us at varsity games are actually quite broke. Me? I've got an allowance. My father, State Representative James Sumner gives me about four to five grand as spending money at the beginning of every semester. I liked Tyrone and I didn't mind spending money on him. When I like a man, I like to be generous.