Man, sometimes you just get tired of the old shit and want to try something new. My name is Steve Vincent and this is an absolutely true story. I'm an African-American living in the City of Ottawa, Province of Ontario. I'm originally from the City of Boston, Massachusetts. I've been living in the Confederation of Canada since 2009. And I'm still not used to the unwritten rules of this strange place. Seriously. My weekends usually find me at work, and the job of a Security Guard is pretty boring. Especially if you're sitting in a room monitoring cameras at night. My week days at Carleton University are boring too. I feel like an alien in the Canadian capital, I swear. Can't you tell how much fun I'm having by my sheer enthusiasm?
The City of Ottawa is an upside down world, man. Where I'm from, minorities take great pride in themselves. Especially Black folks. In the United States of America, Black men and Black women stick together for the most part. Black Love is real and powerful in the United States of America. Black Canadians don't believe in sticking together. They got this tribal mentality shit going on. Ethiopians don't like Nigerians. Nigerians don't like Somalians. Haitians don't like Jamaicans. What the fuck? Don't they know they're all Black? Black Canadians are seriously dumb, man. If they had any sense, they would unite under one banner. Because collectively, all Black Canadians are under assault from the forces of racism and imperialism. The fools don't realize it, though.
I guess that's why a Black man can be President in the United States of America while in the Confederation of Canada Black folks are still living like second class citizens. No matter how much they brag about the social benefits of living in this cold and barren socialist wasteland. The Black women I see walking around the City of Ottawa don't seem to care about Black men. They're all into praising White guys and men of other races. And they treat us Black men like dirt. Yet they get mad when they see a Black man with a White woman. Hell, even White guys with Chinese girlfriends aren't exactly thrilled to see Black men with White women. Proof of their innate bigotry. They think they can grab whatever minority woman they want, whether Black, Asian, Hispanic, Arab or Aboriginal. And yet their White women are supposed to remain untouchable. That's the view every White man in North America has when it comes to interracial dating. He can take what's yours but you can't touch what's his. To hell with them.