My name is Zack, and this is a true story about how I lost my ex-girlfriend to my ex-best friend. It all started when I got in a bar room conversation with my, at the time best friend, James. James was a tall athletic black guy, I roomed with in college. He's a big talker about his exploits with women, especially white women. He claimed they were all hot for him and would do whatever he wanted by the time he got done seducing them. Blah, blah, blah, yea I heard it all before. How the Black man's cock was superior to the white mans.
At the time I had a girlfriend name Lisa. Lisa was a good looking, long haired red-head, tall at 5' 11". She had a gorgeous face and a set of lips that just begged to suck cock. Lisa also sported a pair of 38D all-natural knockers that could make a dead mans dick stand at attention.
Lisa also liked sex, and I had to admit, I struggled to keep up with her in bed. Lisa and James didn't get along, because he usually talked shit to her which rubbed her the wrong way. James boasted in front of her, that he could get any woman he wanted because of his sexual prowess with women.
We ended up at a sports bar one night the three of us and we got drunk. James was hitting on a couple of white girl's, but they weren't paying him any mind. Dejected he came back over to our table and sat down, "Struck out huh stud," I laughed at him.
I got a sneer and a, "fuck you" back from him in return.
"Well buddy you can't get them all, But I'm sure you tried your best". I guess looking back, laughing at James at this moment, was the worst thing I could do to a friend, but hey, if we knew what the future held we would all do things differently right?
About that time Lisa got up to go to the bathroom and we got up to play some darts at a board that had just opened. I am a much better dart player than James but on any given day if motivated, and less drunk than me, he might be able to win one time out of ten. As we started playing, James kept up about what a Ladies man he was, and the girls that turned him down didn't know what they were missing.
As usual we continued to banter back and forth when Lisa came back to join us. She sat in one of the high chairs near the dart pit and watched us play as she sucked on another margarita. James of course, the asshole he can be when even when he isn't drunk, made a remark about the way Lisa was dressed that night. He told her she needed to dress more like a slut to show off her big tits, Black men like Big White titties like she had. I was proud of Lisa when she told him to fuck off.
James retorted that it would be easy to pick her up, but he would be wasting his time because she was probably a lousy fuck. This pissed me off but before I could give him hell he apologized to her before she could respond. He said he was sorry and I just chalked it up to the alcohol, but I could tell Lisa was really pissed. This was not the first time he had pissed her off by talking shit to her either.
As the game went on I was kicking James's ass bad, and finally Lisa, to get back at him, told him he sucked at darts. She added insult to injury by saying she thought he was such a good athlete, but he couldn't even throw a fucking dart. James stopped in mid throw, and turned to me and said, "tell you what buddy boy, if you win the next game we play, I won't diss her anymore, ever, promise on a bible."
"You're on buddy," I said quickly, not waiting for the other side of his offer.
"But," he said, "What do I get if I win in return?"
"Shit man I can beat you with my eyes closed," I said, as Lisa and I both laughed at him.
He just stood there, dart in hand thinking, before he finally spoke. "Tell you what ... If I win ... I get," and then he looked over at Lisa, "I get to fuck your girlfriend," he said with a sneer.
"Fuck you man ...Mother fucker." I replied a bit pissed he would even throw it out on the table.
"Ok then I get to diss her whenever I want then man and you can't say shit about it," as he turned and threw his dart which just barley even hit the dart board.
I looked over at Lisa and she had an amused look on her face. I motioned to her as if to say, What?
She pushed the issue, "This is your chance to get him to treat me right Zack! Come on where are your balls."
James turned around and snickered, "Yea man, where are your balls Zack?"
I turned back to Lisa and said, "You can't be serious?"
But she looked at me and said, "What the fuck are you worried about, you can't lose, he never beats you, and he's half drunk, what is there to worry about."