Emma and I begin cleaning up as the evening winds down, gathering dishes and empty wine glasses.
"Well, that was lovely. I'm so glad we had him over," she comments, stacking plates.
"Me too," I agree. "He's a good guy. Crazy accomplished, but so down to earth."
She nods, then looks over at me with wide eyes. "And can you believe his age? I mean, he is forty-five and looks like THAT. It's unreal."
I chuckle, raising an eyebrow playfully. "Should I be worried? You two seemed to hit it off pretty well. All that blushing and giggling."
She swats my chest with a dishtowel, rolling her eyes. "Oh please. I was simply being polite Laughing at his jokes, keeping the conversation flowing. It's called being good hostess!!"
"Uh huh. Is throwing your head back and batting your lashes part of the hostess handbook too? Because I must have missed that chapter."
"Mark!" Emma huffs, flushing. "Seriously, are you jealous? Because I complimented the man a little? That's ridiculous."
I raise my hands in playful surrender. "Hey, not jealous at all. Just calling it like I see it. My wife has a little crush, no shame in that."
Emma scoffs, turning back to the dishes. "You're being absurd. He is old enough to be my father. I was just being friendly."
I sidle up behind her, slipping my arms around her waist and propping my chin on her shoulder. "Mmhmm. Except I distinctly remember you saying on multiple occasions how you find some older guys sexy."
She squirms in my hold. "Some older guys, sure. That doesn't mean every single one." She pauses, then adds almost as an afterthought, "Plus, you know... he's black."
I lean back to look at her, one brow raised. "And? Since when does race come into it?"
"I'm just saying he's not my usual type, that's all."
"Em. Come on." I turn her to face me fully, ticking off on my fingers. "You've always said how handsome Idris Elba and Michael B. Jordan are. What's different now?"
If possible, her face goes even redder. She pushes at my chest halfheartedly. "Damn it, Mike. FINE. Yes, he's an attractive man and I enjoyed his company. He's charming and sweet and easy to talk to. That doesn't mean I was flirting!"
I'm momentarily taken aback by her admitting it so readily. I'd mostly been teasing, enjoying her flustered denials. But she seems genuinely bothered and I immediately feel like an ass.
"Hey, whoa," I soothe, rubbing her arms. "I'm not mad, Emma. Not at all. I was just messing with you because it was cute seeing you get all giggly over him. I didn't mean to make you feel bad."
She bites her lip, finally glancing up at me. "Was I? I wasn't trying to be inappropriate..."
"Hardly," I assure. "If anything, I'm pretty sure Marcus was just as taken with you. I caught him checking out your ass at least a half dozen times."
"What? No way." Emma looks at me skeptically as she goes back to cleaning table. "You're so full of it."
"Scout's honor!" I insist. "He couldn't keep his eyes off you. Especially this badonkadonk back here..." I said as I give her backside an appreciative ogle as she bends over table.
"Oh, you mean like how you're staring right now?"
I glance down and... shit. She's not wrong. The way her jeans are hugging the curve of her backside as she leans against the counter...
"Ah. Well. Busted." I give a sheepish shrug. "What can I say? Your ass is a work of art. Can't blame a man for admiring the masterpiece."
"Hmm, I don't know. Maybe not accuse his wife of flirting with the neighbor while drooling over her ass?" Emma suggests wryly.
"Fair enough." Mike cocks his head, a gleam in his eye. "You're right, what was I thinking? We should call Marcus back over here so he can ogle you properly. It's only fair."
"Oh my god. Mike, you are being so weird tonight! What has gotten into you?"
"What? I'm just saying, you obviously made quite the impression..." I steps closer. "I bet he would be all too happy to get a better look at the goods."
She huffs a laugh, shaking her head at me. "You're ridiculous. And shameless. I should call Marcus myself and tell him to come back and ogle me properly if that's how you're going to be."
Something about the idea makes my stomach clench. And not in an entirely unpleasant way.
"Maybe you should," I find myself saying before I can think better of it. "I'm sure he'd love to see what he was missing out on."
Emma raises a brow at my tone. "Oh yeah? You want our neighbor to check out your wife?"
"Just appreciating what I've got. But seriously, if Marcus got a second round of your hospitality, I bet he wouldn't want to leave."
She gives me a light push, shaking her head with a smile. "Enough, you're being absurd. Let's focus on cleaning up, not on my supposedly magnetic allure to our neighbors."
"Alright, alright," I concede, still chuckling as I pick up a stack of plates. "Back to being responsible adults, then."
Emma nods, her smile lingering as she grabs more dishes. "Yes, please. And for the record, the only person I want ogling me is you, even if your methods are questionable tonight."
I laugh, helping her load the dishwasher. "Duly noted. And for the record, I think you're absolutely stunning--Marcus or no Marcus."
"Good answer," she replies, her tone light and teasing. "But are you sure you're not the one with a little crush here?"
"Oh, absolutely," I play along, winking at her. "Can't help but admire a guy who keeps himself in such great shape. But, I'm more interested in keeping my beautiful wife entertained."
Emma shakes her head, still smiling. "You're ridiculous, you know that? Anyway, let's get back to cleaning up. We've made enough of a mess tonight."
"Yes, dear," I reply dutifully, smiling dopily.
***
Weeks fly by in a blur as Emma and I settle into our new apartment and routines. Before I know it, months have passed and we're fully entrenched in this fresh chapter of our lives. My company is thriving, but the long hours and endless demands have made it tough to prioritize my own fitness the way I used to.
On the flip side, our friendship with Marcus has blossomed into something real and rewarding. He's become a fixture in our social circle, coming over for dinner or to catch a game at least a couple times a week. Sometimes we'll mix it up and hang at his place, but I definitely prefer hosting.