Never in a million years would I have imagined that this could have happened to me. Well, let me begin by telling you a little about myself and maybe youâll understand why I just had to get the news out. Iâm an average looking, 37-year old short (5â1â), black female, brown hair, brown eyes, who has struggled with her weight for the past 15 years or so (now resting at 180 pounds). Iâve been told that I carry my weight every well but that hasnât helped me feel any better about myself.
Anyway, I recently made a cross country move from the Midwest to Los Angeles after much nagging from my best friend, who it turns out wasnât that good of a friend after all (long story). Shortly after I making this cross-country trek to the land of sunshine and hard bodies, my best friend and I parted ways. After getting into some financial difficulties (couldnât afford rent), I moved in with one of my co-workers, Johnny, who happened to be looking for a roommate to help him out with his monthly mortgage on his brand new four-bedroom house.
Johnnyâs a 40-year old white male, 6â2â, 200 lbs (very solid), and a size 13 shoe (I know, cause I checked!) and this man is movie star gorgeous. A lot of my female friends consider Tom Cruise good looking but Tom has nothing on Johnny! I think every woman in our office has had fantasies about riding this man, including yours truly but I have never overstepped those bounds: One - because until recently, heâs has a girlfriend; Two - because Iâm very sensitive and couldnât have handled hearing his rejection and; Three - because I valued our friendship too much to put him in an uncomfortable situation. Besides, Iâm a strong woman and have experience hiding my true feelings. Also, Iâve seen his taste in women and I donât think I could pass as a petite, blonde haired, Barbie doll look alike, if you know what I mean.
When Johnny told me his brother was coming into town, I did the usual routine of getting the place straightened up for company (I always made sure to do this so I could tell our visitors that Johnny treated me like a slave and expected me to be his housekeeper. Did I mention I have a strange sense of humor?) then waited in the living room so I could meet Mike before trotting to my room, which is my usual hangout. As Mike walked through the door my jaw dropped!
All I could think was âMy black ass is in troubleâ. Mike was a spitting image of Johnny except he was taller, Iâd say about 6â6â and wider in stature. These two couldnât deny being related if you paid them a million bucks! It was bad enough lusting for one drop-dead gorgeous man but now I was going to have two hanging around. I realized I was staring just as Mike self-consciously cleared his throat. He put out his hand and introduced himself. As I shook hands with him I couldnât help but notice that my hand had completely disappeared in his grip.
I, being ever the smart ass and somewhat quick on my feet, recovered enough to tell Mike, âNice to meet you. Iâm the housekeeping slave and Iâm glad youâve come to visit us. Now I donât have to call your brother Massa for the next few days!â As Johnny turned red, Mike laughed. The first two nights passed without incident. On the third night, Johnny told me that Serenity, one of my favorite porn actresses, was coming into town â he and Mike were going, did I want to tag along.
I did my superman quick-change imitation, then the three of us headed out to DĂŠjĂ vu Showgirls. We all had a really good time as we drank, made comments about the dancers, drank, talked about who we were going to hurt if we didnât get a chance to meet Serenity, drank, you know, the usual. It turns out Serenity was signing autographs and we eventually got our turn to meet her.
Mike and Johnny were impressed that I was able to name a number of Serenityâs movies and had more knowledge about porn movies than the two of them. Our group got a picture taken with her, then, the guys wanted a picture of just Serenity and me. Well, right before the picture was snapped, Serenity grabbed my head and pulled me into a kiss with her! Needless to say, I was a little shocked but didnât pull away. After the picture was taken and she pulled away, we both looked at each other and laughed.
We hung out the rest of the night with Serenity and friends, partying and dancing until 4 in the morning, which is late for us. By the time the night was done, all three of us had kissed Serenity and friends and I had danced topless on top of the club speakers AND in the go-go dancers cage! As the three of us dragged our sorry asses into the house, I bid the guys goodnight and headed straight to the shower. Afterwards, wearing only my bathrobe, I walked into my room and saw Mike laying on my bed covered in, from what I can tell, my blankets. âUh, what are you doing?"
"Iâm waiting on you, goofyâ, said Mike. I hurriedly closed my bedroom door. âWhat are you waiting on me for?â Did I mention that sometimes my brain freezes on me and itâs hard for me to think quickly? âDid you know my brother is crazy about you?â I just laughed, âOkay, how and when did he put you up to this?"