Chapter 1
Douglas teetered through the crowd back his two friends at the table in the middle of the square. Please don't let me trip and pour this beer in someone's lap, he thought. It was a huge outdoor festival for Oktoberfest, he and his two buddies Dhani and Alberto, who they called Al had decided to take a trip to Germany to experience the true Oktoberfest and it was an experience. Throngs of people, tons of beer, loud music, and good food. He was having a good time, he needed to get away after he'd found his fiancΓ©e Tiffani in bed with another man, he'd called off the wedding and he needed time with his boys. She'd begged and pleaded, apologizing profusely for her bad judgment but he'd had enough, he couldn't take it anymore. He couldn't remember what he'd ever seen in her in the first place. As he approached the table Dhani and Al were chatting up two girls, one of whom had Doug's seat.
"Hey guys, I got your beers. Can I set them down?" he asked a bit miffed.
"Oh, sure sit them right here." Al said not looking up at him but still engaging in conversation with a blonde.
Dhani was chatting up some brunette with the biggest pair of breasts Doug had ever seen. How does she stand with those things, she must just topple over every time she walks, he thought.
"Guys, please I need to set these down and I need to sit down too."
"Oh, yea man" Dhani made space at the table, Doug pushed in next him. "Damn man can you give a brother some room." Dhani said looking annoyed.
Doug dropped the glasses the table and beer bounced right out of them on his friends one-night stand prospects. The girls jumped back a little screeching, they mumbled something and gave Doug a scornful look and walked away. That's what you get you harpies, he thought, trying to take my seat.
"Man, look you what you did." Al chastised him "we almost had them in the bag."
"Yea, man what's up with the cock-blocking." Dhani shouted.
"Listen, man I'm not here to hook up any German hoochies. I thought we were here for some guy time, to hang out, drink beer, talking to women is cool and all but letting them take my seat is wrong." Doug was annoyed with his friends.
He'd asked them on this little vacation with him for support after his break up with Tiffani, but now they were acting if this was their poon-tang vacation jaunt.