My 30th birthday was coming up and I was feeling a little depressed about it. I thought about it and realized that it might be fun to celebrate my birthday at the swingers club. My birthday was on a Tuesday. If we went to the party the Saturday before maybe I would have some really fun memories to dull the pain of turning 30! I talked about it with Darlene and she thought it could be fun. We thought it would also be fun to have a little swinger birthday celebration. We called the three couples we were playing with at that point. Brady and Lindi, Kevin and Pat, and Paul and Dori. If they could meet us at the swinger club that night it would be a lot of fun! Brady and Lindi and Kevin and Pat told us they could make it and thought it would be a lot of fun to meet us there. Paul and Dori let us know that it was a bad time of the month for Dori but they would love to join the party just to socialize at the very least. We thought that was really nice of them. It looked like it might be a memorable 30th birthday after all! I was feeling a lot better about turning 30.
Usually when we go to the clubs we like to get there early. The doors open at 8pm and we usually like to get there soon after. One of the things we like to do is watch all the couples arrive. Sort of a sexy red carpet! In this case however we ended up running late. I can't remember why? We ended up getting there at around 9 or so. The parking lot was already getting full. It looked like it was going to be a big party that night. That could be a good thing!
We walked in, checked in, payed our entry fee and walked in the big social room. Almost right away we saw Kevin and Pat at a table with Paul and Dori. It was one of the big social tables and they were talking to two other couples. We went over and said hello. We hugged and kissed our friends and then made some introductions. Ken and Susan were a couple that Kevin and Pat had met before at the club but we had never met them before. Ken was tall and handsome and had a full beard. Susan was also taller and had a nice curvy figure and long curly blond hair. She was wearing a long sort of loose fitting hippie dress. It looked like she had a really nice body underneath it. They looked like a really nice couple.
Then there was the other couple. It turned out that nobody had met them before but they sort of drifted over to our group. It seemed like everyone was trying to figure them out. To be blunt he was big, fat, ugly, and old and she was young, pretty, and super hot. I'm going to call him Duane because he sort of reminded us of Duane the Hut. (I know that's mean but really, he sort of looked like Duane the Hut!) I'll call her Liz. She was amazing. Totally hot. She looked like a lady you would see in a porno film or something. A playboy model. She was about 5'6" with curly dark hair and a body that looked like it was that classic 36D/26/36 figure. Beautiful large round breasts, an amazing ass, and fantastic legs that looked to be in garters and stockings. Almost as soon as we got there Darlene pulled me to the side and we whispered to each other.
"What's up with her?! Why would a lady that pretty and hot be with a guy that hideous? Is she a trophy wife? Is she an escort? What do you think is going on?"
They acted all lovey dovey though. Holding hands and giving each other looks. We decided to just say "fuck it" and go with the flow. Who knew what their deal was? Did it really matter?
Soon after that Brady and Lindi showed up and gave us big hugs. They had met Kevin and Pat before but they hadn't met Paul and Dori or Ken and Susan. More introductions were made and suddenly we had a nice big group full of sexy people! Six swinging couples at the table. I thought that this could be a really fun and interesting night.
One of the critiques we've heard over the years about swinger clubs is that they can be "cliquey". We think this can sometimes be true but... we also think that in a club setting like that people tend to gravitate towards people that they know. That they already have a comfort factor with. I think that night people might have looked at our table and thought we were acting cliquey. I'm sure if you were a new couple at the club and hadn't met anyone before it would have looked intimidating to approach a group like ours where everyone seemed to know each other all ready. We've been on the other side.
We spent the next hour or so just hanging out and talking and flirting and having fun. We really enjoyed hanging out and talking and laughing with our friends. We were really glad that Paul and Dori were able to make it because Paul was so funny. It also seemed like one of those nights where I was on my game. I was telling stories and jokes and everyone was laughing. Good times! At one point Dori came over to me and whispered in my ear, "I'm really sorry that I can't play tonight but I promise I'll make it up to you. Happy birthday!" She reach down and stroked my cock and gave me a deep french kiss that curled my toes. In the haze I realized that everyone was cheering and hooting and clapping for us! When we broke our kiss Dori went over to Darlene, whispered in her ear, and then gave her a nice long kiss as well. It was hot and I think everyone at the table was starting to get very worked up.
We got to know Ken and Susan a little more and they seemed like a really great couple! I was getting hornier by the minute thinking about what the rest of the evening could possibly bring. One "problem" however was the issue of Duane and Liz. Nobody seemed to know what to do about them. Nobody wanted to be rude and ask them to leave our table or anything. They also were kind of fun to hang out with and I, at least, still thought she was totally hot.
At one point Duane pulled Darlene and I to the side. He said that he and Liz had come to the club the week before and he had taken a bunch of pictures. He wanted to know if we wanted to see them because he was really proud of them. He thought Liz looked amazing in them. We looked at each other and I said, "sure, why not?" He pulled out the pictures and said, "here, take a look at them and tell me what you think."
This was in the days before the internet and digital cameras so naked pictures were still sort of a hot thing! He handed me the pile of photos and Darlene and I started to go through them one by one. I wondered where he had gotten them developed? (haha, remember that?! taking your rolls of film in to get developed?!) Yes, they were clearly taken at the club while it was empty. He said that he had taken them the week before. They had come and gotten a tour of the club to check it out and see if they would feel comfortable coming together to a party. The pictures were breathtaking and really sexy and hot. They almost looked pro. She looked amazing in them. In many of them she was only dressed in a garter belt and stockings. Her breasts looked amazing. Her pussy was shaved which was still sort of rare at that point. She was really good at posing in different positions. She almost looked like a model. I started to get hard just from looking at them.
Duane asked me what I thought and I told him that they looked incredible. He asked us what we thought of Liz and Darlene said that she was really sexy and looked amazing in the pix. Liz was sort of blushing through all of this. She actually seemed a little bit shy. Duane was beaming. He seemed proud. I was still wondering what the fuck was up with the two of them? Duane told me to feel free to pass on the pix to our other friends. I asked Brady who was sitting next to me and seemed very curious about everything if he wanted to see them and he said, "YES!" very quickly, so I handed them off.
Then Duane leaned into me and made his pitch. He said that all he wanted to do was watch Liz play with another man or couple. He only wanted to watch and didn't want to participate. He said that as soon as we walked in the room they knew that they wanted us to be that couple or I could be the guy. He wanted to take pictures that would only be for the two of them. For their personal collection. He really hoped we or I would be interested. I looked at Darlene and she gave me a look like she wanted to talk. I had a feeling that I shouldn't just say "SURE!" on behalf of the two of us and so I said, "Can I talk to Darlene for a minute?" Duane said, "of course. Please, talk about it and let us know. We know this is a bit unusual."
Darlene went off to the side so we could try to talk. I asked her what she was thinking. She told me, "I'm really sorry but I really don't want to be anywhere near that guy if I'm playing. He creeps me out. Even though he says he won't play I would be really afraid that he would want to join in."
I said, "Yeah, I can understand that. I still don't understand what's up with the two of them? I think she's totally hot!"