Authors note: This little story is based on a series of true events. Of course I might have embellished things a tiny bit for artistic license. Names have been changed to protect the guilty parties, no one under eighteen, et cetera, et cetera. This is a follow up to I'M GETTING MARRIED IN THE MORNING. So you might wanna read that first, or not. Be gentle in your comments, or be banished.
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Friday night was epic. Epic in my stupidity. My head was still swimming from the alcohol I had imbibed. I had tried to pickle myself with lots of alcohol. It didn't work, I was still alive, barely.
I had tied one on. I had been engaged to be married a week ago, then my fiancee, Margo had me take her friend, Cynthia to an elective surgery. She wanted her very nice and curvy calves reduced of fat.
I convinced her to not go through with the surgery. I had promised to eat her five times if she didn't go through with the surgery. I had made good on that promise, and then some.
The doctors wanted to remove some bone spurs from her Achilles tendons. That surgery took place, surprisingly quickly, ending a painful condition for her! The spurs were very painful, and surgery offered some nice pain relief.
I thought, how convenient, we can't do THIS surgery, so lets do THAT surgery! Perhaps less driven by altruism, and more through surgical enhancement of their wallets. However, the end result was less pain, so I suppose it was all worth it.
During her surgery, I befriended a buxom black nurse at the hospital named Lauren. Lauren was built. She had massive tits and a beautiful big bubble butt ass. Her face was gorgeous as well, with big plump lips, high cheekbones and dark eyes.
I had fucked Lauren silly in a hospital room, and I had promised her a return engagement for Saturday night. I had discussed this with my new and improved fiancee, Cynthia. She had said ok, as long as she could be there to watch, maybe join in. Wow.
This had come about, because Cynthia's now ex-boyfriend, Robert, my former best friend, was caught fucking my former fiancee Margo. I took a dim view of this, calling off my engagement to Margo, and announcing my engagement to Cynthia. I had not really asked her, except by looks, but surprisingly she said yes.
I was having second thoughts. And third thoughts. I was kinda reluctant about the relationship as we were a classic rebound couple. That would doom our marriage from the start. That and the fact that Cynthia was a crazy, kinky bitch. That, I kinda liked, sorta, maybe; or maybe not, as I was very conflicted about my feelings towards her. If we did get married, no way in hell was it ever going to be a conventional marriage. More like a cross between a train wreck, and freaks with benefits, with a bit of love sprinkled on top. How did this make me feel?
It made me feel very fucked up. I wasn't sure about any of this, including my own feelings, but I was like a moth to a flame, I could see the fire, and I knew it could burn me, but I was drawn to it. I could not help myself around Cynthia. I did things that I'm pretty sure would get me locked up in about fourteen states. It was as if I could not say no!
She likes water sports, and I don't mean swimming. She liked me to spank her very heart shaped ass until it glowed red! She loved to suck my cock, and she told me she enjoys licking pussy as well, now and then. I also discovered she loves anal sex. She tells me that she loves me, but my trust level is, well, not very high right now. On the plus side, she is very understanding about my previous commitment to fuck Lauren, as long as she can be there to watch. Wow, wow and double wow. My head is spinning.
My head is spinning from all this craziness, and it has nothing to do with alcohol. Why am I smiling? Am I happy to be part of this...clusterfuck? One thing is for certain, if I marry Cynthia, there will never be a dull moment.
What should I do? Fuck it, I'll sleep on it, figure shit out in the morning. My head was exploding, but that was easily explained by my blood alcohol level. I am so fucked up. I need to sleep.
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I awoke to my hard morning wood being sucked on. This is absolutely the best wake up call ever, EVER, EVVERRR! "Um hey, I'm gonna COME in your MOUTH! UHHGH, yeah! Oh wow that was good." I shot a big fat load of cum into? Who? I wondered. I was still in bed with covers on me and mystery blowjob artist. She was still sucking, making sure to get every last sperm in her gullet. I had felt her swallow. She pulled off my dick with a pop. She had definite felatio talent.
"It's nice to see you still like my blowjobs!" Margo said as she swallowed my pearl drops and poked her head up. Cynthia came up too. They both were naked, and four tits and four hard nipples looked back at me. I was really shocked to see the lying, cheating cunt sucking on my schwanz. My eyes must have revealed my amazement.
"I hope you didn't mind that honey, Margo wanted to borrow you this morning to fuck. She's still my friend, even though she betrayed us both. She wanted to express her apology to you in a very nice way. She wants you to spank her ass too, and maybe fuck her in the ass if you want. If you wish, you can come all over her face, and take a photo of that... Hey wait, I want you to do that to me too! I need punishment as well!"
"Cynthia, you are one crazy bitch. Come up here and give me some sugar. You are NOT to return the favor to Robert! If I catch you with him, there will be hell to pay. You can kiss me too Margo, if you want to. Did you miss me?"
The two were on me like happy puppies lickin' and kissin' and generally trying to get on my good side. BOTH were planning on fucking me to death. It will take several days to wipe the grin off my face!
"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so very sorry!" Margo was mea culpa big time, the cheating cunt finally understood about consequences, such as me not marrying her and never fuckin' her tight little pussy again. She might not miss me, but she sure missed my Mr Happy.
"Put your pussy were my mouth is Margo. Cynthia are you wet enough to fuck? ALL ABOARD!" I had Margo's twat in my face, my tongue on her clit. Cynthia was trying to impale herself to death on my meat pole. This was a fun way to wake up. Cynthia was going to cum first. Her face and chest got red and she shuddered, but did not scream. I wondered why. She was usually very vocal about her orgasms.
"Why didn't you yell Cyn?" This was tough to do with Margo's labia on my lips. I was worried that it had not been good enough for Cynthia. She couldn't speak cause she was still coming, but quietly.
"Cynthia's mom is in the living room, so we have to be quiet! We are going shopping right after we fuck you good and proper," Margo explained. The girls switched ends, and I licked Cynthia's pussy while Margo tried to sit on my cock several times, eventually she opened up wide enough to take my wide meat in her very wet vagina, shuddering very hard. I filled her cunt with my semen. She came again, whimpering and shaking and shuddering. Her head was thrown back and her eyes were shut as she had a massive climax.
"Thank you, you were wonderful as usual. Thank you so much. I still love you, you know. Wanna spank me? Or buttfuck me? It's my way of apologizing to you," Margo was sounding very appreciative, for a change.
Well, well, well. I liked make up sex, but this was so much better. Thank-you-sex was clearly a great thing on a Saturday morning. The thought crossed my mind that I had cum once, but Margo had cum a bunch of times, but what the fuck, she was trying for a change. She had given Mr Happy a wonderful blowjob, so I guess it's ok.
The girls fixed themselves up in the bathroom, and who knows how long that would take? I told Cynthia I had to pee. I was immediately dragged into the tiny bathroom and Cyn was in the shower wanting her special shower from me! She loved being pissed on. I need to get her psychiatric help, that girl just loves golden showers. How fucked up is that? What's worse is I just go along with the program, feeding her addiction with my dick. I'll have my own rubber room right next to hers, I'm so fuckin crazy.
"Ok, ok You crazy bitch, I can't believe I'm doing this, I'll probably wind up in jail. Its gotta be illegal, or at the very least, very insane."
