Jane and I, Longjohn, haven't always lived in Britain... so this story... true... was from our other incarnation...
.. It had been a hot day and I'd been helping our neighbour Dave do some landscaping and turf-laying in his front garden... His brother (and his wife) were staying with Dave and his missus. It had been the three of us working on the garden.
Evening came and the three of us were enjoying a beer and admiring our work.
Jane came to see what we were up to... 'Why don't you guys have a shower and come over to our place for a few more beers a little later? Johno has a couple of interesting videos you could watch those.'
Well an hour and a half later kids well and truly asleep and over came Dave and his brother. Nibbles were out and the beers were well and truly chilled. After we'd had a beer and were feeling relaxed I put on the first DVD. It had a storyline of sorts but soon got down to action. We three guys were felling quite horny and began making comments and wisecracks to cover up the fact that we found the movie a turn on.
Jane came in to replenish the nibbles... 'Gee I bet you could do better than that,' Dave commented, 'And I bet you'd look ten times better in some saucy underwear.'
'I do have a bit of a collection,' Jane replied. 'Perhaps I'll model it for you sometime.'
'Chance'd fine thing,' I teased.
Jane left us to our beers and nibbles and the porno movies and off she went. Quite often she'd leave me chatting to a couple of mates and go off to bed.
I went off to the loo, using our en-suite bathroom (which did have a bath). It was still quite steamy as Jane had had a long soak. She was dressed in black stockings and suspenders with a pair of lacy knickers and black and white half cup basque I'd bought her for Valentine's day... well I suppose I'd bought it for my benefit really. She was peering into the steamy mirror and applying the dark red lipstick that I really liked.