It was Friday night Karen and Lita a friend from work were off to a bachelorette party or something like that. You know were the girls get together drink talk about sex and sex toys. What ever goes on at those things, strippers, and dildos for sale I don’t know for sure? Anyway there was a basketball game on tonight and the kids were all off at friends’ houses for the night.
I figured that this might be the one chance I got this season to watch a game in peace and quite. So I got all that was needed, a bag of chips, a glass of ice, the bottle of scotch, and a few joints. Sat back in the lazy boy and began to enjoy my night of solitude. Poured my scotch lit the joint, and opened the window a crack so the family room would not totally reek in the morning. It was a great game we had won, I even got to watch the post game show.
After the post game show was over I was getting bored there was nothing to watch on TV.
It was the weekend and I was feeling a bit horny so I searched out a porno tape to pass the time. Figuring it would at least keep my interest. Putting the tape in the VCR I fast forwarded past the adds in the beginning and then sat back to enjoy the movie. Rolling a few more joints while the tape got past the talking part were it was trying to be a real movie. I finished rolling the joints and lighted up one.
It was some good weed, and the movie was not that bad either. The combination of the movie and the joint had me feeling a little constrained in my pants. So I decided that since no one was there it was time to remove the pants. Placing them on to the table in front of me I then put a blanket on to the chair. A leather chair is too darn cold for my ass.
I sat there staring at the TV rubbing my dick and balls for two scenes so far.
When all of a sudden Lita pops into the room with you not too far behind her. She plops down her two bags and began to stumble toward the couch. I grabbed what I could of the blanket under me and tried to cover up. I had no chance of getting to the TV remote as it was on the table in front of me. Karen staggered in waved at me and sat down next to Lita They both started to laugh. Then commented on my viewing choice for the evening. Looking down at my predicament, then over to you. I said that if I could reach the remote I would. Lita spoke up and said that it had been quite awhile since she had seen one, or a naked man for that matter. Anyway its so much fun to make fun of them. So the three of us sat and watched. The scene of a man and woman doing it with her on top facing the camera just ended.
The next scene started it had two girls who just entered what ended up being a bedroom (go figure). All of the sudden amidst the quite Michelle spoke up and started mocking the girls in the film. When she stopped not sure it that was the right thing to do. Lita turned to Michelle and replied almost word for word what was said in the movie. The two of them continued like that for most of the scene while it was playing. When they stopped I informed them that I didn’t care what they though, but this part with the girls in a 69. The one on top was pushing a large dildo into the other. It was really hot in my opinion, but I’ve never seen a woman enjoy anything that size. I ended in a question; asking if that was too much for either of them? Karen chimed right up and said “ yeah, I think I could do it with some thing like that”. She smiled at me and elbowed Lita in the side. Lita reacted to the elbow and then laughed holding her hand over her mouth. Then she rolled off the couch and reached into one her bags. She turned towards us and smiled. Taking her hand out of the bag with a huge dildo in it. My god I thought. It must have been at least ten inches long, and almost as thick as her wrist.
Lita crawled back over to the coach with the dildo still in her hand, and sat back down. The three of us were laughing our butts off. Then Lita placed the dong down between the two girls, and asked if I would spark up another joint. I started it up and passed over to the girls, they were also passing my scotch back and forth.