Authors note: Horner Springs is a collective concept as discussed in thread "The Birth of Horny Town U.S.A" thread started by litfan10 in the Authors' Hangout forum. Authors who add to this will pay at least lip service to the other Author's creations and may share characters. My contribution is part of a series of stories that will use your feedback to advance or reduce a character, depending upon how you, the readers respond. Tell me what you think.
JackLuis
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Lester Murphy smiled to himself as he drove through the Village of Horner Springs Sunday morning. He was on his way to meet Maureen Sorbados who was to show him the house on Slippery Richard Road. The reason he was smiling was remembering how Maureen had shown him not only how to eat her Smushie, but later, after coffee, had eaten his!
What he had thought was a lubricated condom was actually a papaya flavored condom. Maureen thought him very cosmopolitan and Les was bright enough to allow her to continue to think it.
She had felated him on her living room couch after he had eaten her own warm succulent Smushie. She had said that he couldn't have sex with her until she had reciprocated, and she had required he use a condom, which Les thought would remove some of the sensitivity.
Maureen proved that he had fretted in vain as she had him almost to his climax five or six times before her jaw started to get tired and she made him pass out, the feeling of his release was so great.
As he drove around the traffic circle that marked the entrance of the Village, he noticed that the Sugar Maple tree that was in the center of the traffic circle had dropped a few limbs. The tree was a landmark. Maureen had told him that it had been planted in the 1870's by "Big Bill" Horner who had founded the town. The village, then called 'Lost Horses,' had been there since the 1850's but had been incorporated into the city in the 1950's when the City of Horner Springs was incorporated.
He was wondering how he was going to come up with the price for Slippery Richard Road. He had saved his money and had invested for the long term. It had served him well and he had a few things in storage that would bring a good price. It all depended on how much the repairs would add up to.
Lester made the turn onto the property which was on a high bank above the river. Maureen had said that the eight acre property ran down to the river and had two hundred feet of frontage on one of the best trout fishing sections. Because of the turn in Lost Horses creek, there was only about forty feet of frontage on Slippery Richard Road, but the next lot over was a ten acre spread and then the land got divided into progressively larger plots.
Lester drove through the open gate and saw Maureen's Yukon parked by a red pickup next to the house.
Maureen gave him a thousand-watt smile as he got out of the car, "Les, I would like to introduce Brent Jameson, he's the contractor I was talking about."
Les came over and shook Brent's hand. Brent was another of those tall blond guys that seemed to spring up around town. In his flannel shirt and Levis, he looked almost like a cowboy, but unfortunately he was wearing engineer boots, so he looked like a lumberjack. "Glad to meet you, Brent. I'm Les Murphy."
Brent gave him a grin and said, "Maureen tells me you're interested in this place. I hope you are willing to do the reconstruction?"
Maureen looked at him sharply but kept her tongue.
Les smiled, "Well it all depends upon how much that's going to be. I mean the house looks like it is in good structural shape."
Brent nodded, "Yes, the owner kept the roof up and, of course, slate is durable. Hammer Men has had the contract to keep it up, but we haven't done any reconstruction."
"Hammer Men?" Les asked.
Brent looked at him and said, "Hammer Men Construction, my company does a lot of maintenance work on empty homes and works with agents like Maureen. It allows me to keep my key craftsmen in busy work between major jobs."
Les nodded, "So you've seen the place before?"
"Yes, a while back I thought of buying it but," Brent glanced at Maureen, "The owner wouldn't sell."
Maureen smiled and put her hand on Murphy's arm, saying, "She wasn't ready to admit she had to sell then. Why don't we go see the house?"
They went up to the broad porch and Lester walked around it, looking for rot and damage. The boards were worn near the door but it looked like it was solid.
Maureen swung the door open and he walked into the entry hall, there was a staircase on the right with a built in seat in front of it with nice turned wood finials on it, to the left was the parlor, with turned wood pillars and curved archway framing the wide entrance to the large room with a green tiled fireplace. The front windows were large and let in a filtered light from the overhang of the porch. Les smiled as he saw that the woodwork was in very nice shape and hadn't been painted a hundred times.
The back of the parlor had a large sliding door, that when Maureen opened it, allowed him to see the dining room. It had a table and chairs for fourteen and one whole wall was bookshelves, again in varnished wood.
Maureen said, "Come this way." She opened a swinging door in the corner of the dining room and led Lester through a passageway into the kitchen. "That's the butler's pantry and this staircase was for the servants to use."
Les looked up the narrow stair case that had a bend in it about half way up.
Les walked into the kitchen and looked around. It was a large room, which was the good part. It was, however, also in very bad shape. The cupboards were warped and a few doors hung at odd angles, the counters had been tiled but now the tile was falling off the edges and many of the hexagonal tiles were missing.
Brent came behind them and said, "This is 'Disaster Zone One'. I'm afraid that, except for the stove, it will all have to be scrapped."
Lester looked at the stove; it was one of the old enameled cast iron gas ranges that looked in good shape, if not horribly dusty.
Maureen said, "It's a lovely old Wedgewood. Very valuable actually."
"Really?" Les said as he took a closer look.
"Of course it needs a hood to be in code and ought to be checked by the gas company before you use it," Brent said and lay his clipboard down on the counter. "Let me show you something that's more important."
"Oh, what?," Les asked as he followed Brent to the window.
Brent got down on his knee and used his pocket knife to pry away some the plaster from the wall where the window had leaked. "See? Prarie plaster. I've checked the whole house and it'll have to be replaced before I'd start anything else."
"What do you mean prairie plaster?" Les said.
"Prairie plaster is an old way of bulking up the mix, by mixing manure with plaster. It works fine, until there's a leak and then the fibers in the manure swell and that cracks the plaster. Well, you can see how bad it affects the wall."
Les looked along the wall and saw that the plaster below the window was swollen and rough. "How much will that cost?"
Brent nodded, "It's in my estimate. I got out my notes and put together a rough estimate of the work needed to bring the place up to code and reduce the fire hazard of the old wiring. One good thing is if we replace the plaster with wall board we'll have the walls open to replace the wiring and plumbing."
"Plumbing?" Les asked.
Brent smiled, a little condescendingly, at Lester and said, "Would you trust 1890's plumbing?"
Les shook his head and said, "No"
Brent stood and said, "The good news is that all the plumbing will be easy to get to and there are not a lot of horizontal runs, so there won't be a lot of labor in the job."
Les smiled and said, "Well that's good.
Brent gave him a crooked grin and said, "Look I've got an appointment, I'll let you and Maureen look around." He took a thick document off his clip board and said, "Here's an estimate to review, some of the items are optional. They were things I thought about doing when I was thinking of buying it."
Brent tucked his clipboard under his arm, "The second floor is really four bedrooms and a bath, and the rest of the walls are partitions and will come out easily. I put in a bid to take down the old barn and put up a steel building. The old foundation seems strong enough, but I'm not sure of the barn floor. It may have to be replaced. I'll know more after we remove the mess."
Les took the thick document and shook Brent's hand; Maureen kissed Brent's cheek and smiled at him. Les wondered about that, but Brent went out through the back door.
Maureen turned to him and said, "I hope you are still interested?"
Lester nodded, "I expected to have to work on this place, but it seems," He glanced at the plumbing estimate and his eyes widened a bit, "It seems I need to read this carefully.
Maureen took it from him and said, "Let's look upstairs. The master bedroom has a lovely view of the river."
Maureen took him up the front staircase. She held his hand as she led him up the stairs and he got a good look at her backside as she swayed and bounced with every step.
"The upstairs is awfully cluttered with partitions now. Some time in the past, it was an infamous house of ill repute, and it's been mostly vacant ever since."
Les could imagine, as he took the stairs, the maid taking a gentleman's coat and scarf and ushering him into the parlor to make his selection of a lady for the evening. When he got to the bedrooms, he changed his mind, and when he saw the small cubicles that three of the bedrooms contained, he adjusted his thinking to a ten to twelve girl crib.