Jane and Sue walked through the park, enjoying the idle chatter as they often did.
"I need a pee babe," said Jane, pointing to the old looking public toilets," only be a minute.
Sue sat on a nearby bench as her friend crossed over to the green painted building. Sue and Jane had been friends since school days, and although they were both married now with young families, still spent a lot of time together. Sue's husband, Jim had once joked, 'I swear you two are having a lezzy affair', which they weren't.
A few minutes later, Jane reappeared, hurried across to where Sue was sitting and whispered to her friend, "My God girl, you will never believe what I've just seen."
Sue looked at her Friend's flushed face, "What, don't tell me, a huge spider."
"No, a huge cock!" Jane giggled. "Right there in the Loo."
"What, some pervert in the ladies?" Sue asked.
"No, through a hole in the wall between the ladies and gents. There was a bit of paper stuck to the wall, I caught it with my sleeve, it fell off and there was a fucking hole there. I looked through and there was a guy standing facing me wanking."
"Oh fuck, what did you do?" Sue asked her.
"Pulled my fucking knickers up and got the fuck out, that's what I did," Jane replied. "It was bloody huge."
The two friends sat in silence for a few minutes. Jane thinking about what she had just seen, and Sue thinking what she had just missed.
"Do you think he's still there?" Said Sue nodding towards the toilets.
"Haven't seen anybody come out, so I guess he is," answered Jane. "Oh no, you are not thinking what I think you are, are you?"
"Yes, I guess I am," nodded Sue, "Come on, let's go in together, be a laugh, two of us, that will be safe, just for a giggle."