It never occurred to me when I first did the chipmunks thing that I would attract such admirable attention with women of all ages.
It was marvellous when it started, there were about four blokes doing it, an idea sparked off my pal Ian Sadler when the four of us were unemployed.
It took off like a dream and, given the confidence working with three other guys I was able to release my inhibitions and let it all hang out literally.
At first it was just the down to the briefs thing and stop there, letting the girls stretch back my waist band and have a quick peek if that's what they wanted.
It was good and I started to relax and relish the job.
At a particular hen party though things went much further the girls were having fun and wanted more, much more, it is amazing what a few drinks can do to release those pent up inhibitions and I soon discovered the hidden desires of those who liked to indulge in something much more physical than just the looking.
It was a girl called Lorraine that first started it with me, she breathed that I looked very handsome and said something about I bet I could give a good offering.
"So-so" I replied not wanting to be too cocky about it.
"Well from where I am sitting it looks just fantastic. May I?"
She touched me over my briefs with false finger nails; we were hidden in a corner so I assumed no one could see what she was doing when she tugged my waist -band and made it pop out like a jack in the box. The next moment she was sucking me, it was all a bit sudden and I grasped the sides of her head feeling a trifle awkward. It felt good it really did and Lorraine was enjoying it, I could see that, could feel it too, her hand squeezing me at the base as she levered it upwards into her mouth, her busy tongue wrapping around it's head like there was no tomorrow.