It never occurred to me when I first did the chipmunks thing that I would attract such admirable attention with women of all ages.
It was marvellous when it started, there were about four blokes doing it, an idea sparked off my pal Ian Sadler when the four of us were unemployed.
It took off like a dream and, given the confidence working with three other guys I was able to release my inhibitions and let it all hang out literally.
At first it was just the down to the briefs thing and stop there, letting the girls stretch back my waist band and have a quick peek if that's what they wanted.
It was good and I started to relax and relish the job.
At a particular hen party though things went much further the girls were having fun and wanted more, much more, it is amazing what a few drinks can do to release those pent up inhibitions and I soon discovered the hidden desires of those who liked to indulge in something much more physical than just the looking.
It was a girl called Lorraine that first started it with me, she breathed that I looked very handsome and said something about I bet I could give a good offering.
"So-so" I replied not wanting to be too cocky about it.
"Well from where I am sitting it looks just fantastic. May I?"
She touched me over my briefs with false finger nails; we were hidden in a corner so I assumed no one could see what she was doing when she tugged my waist -band and made it pop out like a jack in the box. The next moment she was sucking me, it was all a bit sudden and I grasped the sides of her head feeling a trifle awkward. It felt good it really did and Lorraine was enjoying it, I could see that, could feel it too, her hand squeezing me at the base as she levered it upwards into her mouth, her busy tongue wrapping around it's head like there was no tomorrow.
Well to cut a long story short some of the other girls at the party soon got a notion of what was going on and I needn't have been concerned, me thinking they would be utterly shocked that I had gone a bit too far.
Far from it, they wanted to indulge too, one by one I had seven women suck me off and it was delightful.
I just stood there, held my breath as each one started her turn. I discovered truly the delights of diversity, learning there were many ways to indulge in the art of sucking cock. Jennifer sucked it like one would suck through a straw and that was nice, she had a lovely way of dipping the tip of her tongue into my p-hole which was rather delicious.
Maggie, she enjoyed it deep and slow, I could feel her teeth nudging it, I shivered at the thought she might bite it, but realising my dilemma she whispered she wouldn't else what would be left to enjoy?
And then the sideways sucking of Jessica, that quirky bulge in her cheeks as she sucked it too the full, with each new suck it was delightfully different - some of the women tackled the other three guys and I guess it was a question as to who fancied who.
But eventually it was back to Lorraine who sucked me again. Then she gave me the idea of issuing business cards advertising home visits. She asked me outright if I did home visits that she would dearly love to do more with me on a very private understanding, to be very prudent about it for she would not want hubby to find out about it.
