Nick was sitting at his desk poring over his math textbook for the past hour, taking copious notes in preparation for his midterm the next week. Suddenly, his cell phone rang, and he saw that it was his buddy Travis who was calling him. Travis was at a party, and Nick wondered what kind of trouble Travis was in now. They were best of friends, but Travis always managed to create chaos out of thin air, and more often than not Nick would have to bust in to save his ass. He considered letting the call go to voicemail and getting back to his book, but his buddy could be in real trouble, and reluctantly he picked up Travis' call.
"Dude, how long is your dick?" was the question that greeted Nick. Nick almost wanted to hang up immediately, but decided to stay on a little longer to check if his buddy wasn't too drunk.
"Travis, how much have you had to drink?"
"I'm sober enough, thanks for asking, but this is a serious question here. Just trust me for once and answer me: how long is your dick?"
Nick sighed, and decided to play along. "About 7 inches erect, I guess?"
"Great! I knew you'd be able to help out. Get down to College and Jameson, the yellow apartment building, and ring Apartment 14. I'll let you in when you get here," Travis said, and he hung up before Nick could give his shouts of protest.
Nick almost wanted to call back and give his refusal, but Travis was unbelievably resistant on party-based matters, and Nick knew it would be futile to refuse this invitation. He was also somewhat worried Travis was completely drunk, and would need someone to see him home. With that he got on his bike and started cycling to the address he was given, wondering what Travis was up to now.
Ringing the apartment number, Nick heard Travis' voice from the buzzer, saying "Alright dude, you're here! Just come to Apartment 14 and knock, the door will be open." Nick complied with the instructions, preparing himself for the wasted state his friend would be in and the words of advice he'd use to coax him out of trouble, and was completely unprepared for what awaited him.
As Nick opened the apartment door, he was greeted by the sight of Travis nude form, his long gangly blond dreads on his skinny frame, sitting on a couch with a huge smile on his face, as a smoking hot brunette girl was sucking on his dick.