"Man, I hate Beatrice," Mandy said, a cock in her hand, working it up from the floppy five inches she was used to seeing dangling around. "I gotta find a way to get back at her for inviting my parents over on April Fool's."
"Yeah, that was very funny," Vinny said, as her hand stopped stroking his cock already semi-hard. "Sorry, I meant 'traumatic'." The stroking resumed. She added her mouth to the mix, spitting on the head so she could drive the point home, rubbing it into the length now easily eight inches.
"They saw all the sex toys strewn about our place," she said. "We didn't have time to prepare for them. They even saw your silicone wall pussy in the bathroom."
"Yeah, I could have gone my whole life without the image of my father-in-law sticking fingers inside the silicone pussy I fuck sometimes."
"Exactly!" Mandy said, then dove back down to slip his cock into her mouth and suck. Her tongue circled a little bit around the top, then formed a little point and started massaging the bit of skin under the head, sometimes dancing inside the dickhead where tiny spurts of precum were already eeking out. Her head came up again, rubbing the underside of Vinny's cock with a thumb in a circular motion. "We gotta get back at them this year."
"I'm gonna--!" Vinny said, which prompted her to dive back down and throat the length as he blew his load inside. Her fingers juggled his nutsack as the spurts of cum came out, gathering over his cock inside the back of her mouth. She didn't swallow it, only mixed it with her spit and let the mixture drip down the length like a warm creampie slipping past her teeth and lips, still leaving a taste, but not the bulk of cum. "I love your finish, Mandy. It makes my head feel like it's in your pussy."
"Get that bad boy hard again, and he can visit," she said, smirking. "Unless it's my turn to ride."
"It might be that kind of night, hon," Vinny said, sliding down on the couch to position his mouth into the right spot so that she could lower herself over him, pussy suffocating him for a few seconds before slipping out his nose into the pubes for that life-saving inhale. He could do nothing else now but make his tongue as hard as possible, and turn the TV volume up to cover her sounds of moaning as she started slicking her crotch over his face.
"I have an idea!" Mandy burst out right after showering Vinny with her orgasm not twenty minutes later of grinding his face against the couch cushions. Mandy slipped off his face and kissed his lips which were bound to be a bit sore from the friction. He shook awake, and slipped his tongue into her mouth while grabbing her back into a cuddle on the couch.
"Do share," he said, resting his head on her chest, squishing into a comfortable position.
"We do a fake kidnapping, and have you record me all chained up for ransom, and deliver the video to Beatrice and Tim's place for them to figure out."
"They'll just call the cops and it'll be a whole thing, Mandy," Vinny said. "April Fool's jokes have to be lighthearted."
"My dad stuck his fingers in your shower pussy!" Mandy said again. "And I eat that thing out sometimes, too!"
"Huh?" Vinny asked. "You eat out my pussy?"
"I was just curious the first time," she said. "Then it became a whole thing. Sometimes I finger her just for fun to make sure it's cleaned out for you to enjoy yourself."
"Aww, Mandy," Vinny said. "I would very much like to see you eat her out sometime. That's why I got the one that has the silicone thighs with pussy and ass together."
"You could just eat me out in the shower," she said.
"Or even better, I could eat you out, as you eat the silicone pussy out," he said. "That would be so hot. Oh, damn, now I've got an idea, but you're not gonna like it."
"Do share," she said, mimicking his tone of mischief.
"We record them some home movie, that then slowly turns sexual and by the end is just the two of us fucking on camera. That'll probably embarrass them."
"Us more though!"
"You think?" Vinny asked. "You're hot as fuck, though. I bet they would be a lot more embarrassed then the two of us, and since we're trying for a baby, we can go raw the whole video. It would take some doing, but I think we have enough time before April Fools rolls around."
"I don't know," Mandy said.
"Want me to get the cameras and see how we feel about it when they're set up? If we decide against it, we could always just keep the videos to ourselves and get off to us getting off. Especially if we record some special stuff we don't do every day, like that time with the banana your pussy ate."
"Ugh, don't remind me," Mandy said. "It was such a stupid idea."
"But so hot," Vinny said, smiling, then digging his forehead in her chest as she petted his short black hair. "I'll get the cameras, and then you can see if you can get behind this idea. If not, at least we'll get some fun footage to play around with, maybe even become internet famous on some amateur porn sites."
"Fine, fine," Mandy said, but still worried about showing too much of herself to those two. They weren't too friendly, but seeing as the gated community exposed everyone to each other, there was bound to be some people who disliked each other. Beatrice and Tim Haltz have been living across the street from them for a few years now, and every holiday, no matter how small, their lawn would turn to the theme. They even put pranks around their sidewalk on April Fool's, and watched as the other neighbors fell for new small pranks on that one day of pranking.
