The most intriguing aspect about our encounters with Frank and Clemmy was my wife's reaction or lack thereof. I thought I would be dealing with some post-club anxiety, especially after Luther became involved but it only turned out to be minor. I knew it could have gone the other way, so all in all, I felt relieved. It did leave me wondering how well I knew my wife's inner desires and the location of her boundaries. Several months ago, I would have guessed a mere sensual embrace would have made her go ballistic but we had blown through that to passionate kissing and fondling.
I thought it might be best to let things calm for a while and perhaps softly probe her sexual psyche over time. In my mind, that would occur in bed as we held each other and exchanged soft words. However, what I hadn't considered was Clemmy pushing things with my wife and it took her less than a week to reach out.
"Clemmy's been texting me," she announced over breakfast.
"About going to Luther's again?" I asked.
"No, she wants to meet for lunch," she explained.
"Why?" I asked.
"She says we should get to know each other better," she replied.
"Hmmm..." I responded suspiciously.
"What? What's that mean?" Abby asked.
"I think she's sizing you up or trying to determine how you'd react to an invitation. Maybe both," I offered.
"About your swinging theory?" she clarified.
"Yes," I responded.
"So, I shouldn't go?" she asked.
The question was interesting and in truth, I had some curiosity about the woman's motivation, so I said, "I guess you could go if you want. Just be prepared so you don't get surprised or upset."
She returned my look for a moment and then said, "I'm not twelve."
Later that day, after running errands for several hours, I returned home and popped open a beer then went looking for my wife.
"Did you talk to Clemmy?" I asked, finding her primping in front of the mirror.
"Yes," she replied but failed to elaborate.
"And?" I asked with mild annoyance.
"We're meeting for a drink Tuesday," she said.
"I thought it was going to be a lunch date?" I replied.
"Neither of us is free for lunch. Besides, it's a nice place and she's buying," she laughed.
I tried to ask a few more questions but she quickly grew annoyed at my hovering so I retreated to the living room. Although their appointment was only two days out, I had mostly forgotten about it due to pressing issues at work. Thus, when I arrived home Tuesday and found it empty, I had my phone out when I recalled her plans. Now with it squarely at the forefront of my mind, I wandered impatiently through the house until she arrived home an hour and a half later, noticeably tipsy.
"We've been invited to a party at their house a week from Saturday," she replied nervously after flopping onto the sofa.
"What kind of party? I asked.
"She said we didn't have to do anything. We could just stay for a while and meet the people," she replied.
"Abby, is it that kind of party?" I pushed.
"Yes, you were right. Happy?" she responded, and before I could speak, she added, "God, it's so dirty. How would you look at someone knowing and they know you know?"
"Awkward for sure. You told her no, right?" I clarified.
"I did," she answered but without conviction.
"Meaning?" I asked.
"She wouldn't take no for an answer. She said we could just stop by for a drink and then leave. And she kept asking...I committed to her I would talk to you about it," she explained.
"Well, you did. Want to go?" I asked.
"No," she replied.
"There...then we're done," I said.
"Okay," she agreed and started walking away, and just as she was about to exit the room, she said, "Frank is going to call you."
"Why?" I asked, catching up with her in the bedroom.
"For the same reason, she met with me. Try to convince you," Abby replied.
"How did he get my number?" I asked suspiciously.
"I...I gave it to her," she admitted nervously.
"I think they're out of line pushing so hard," I said.
"Yes, I agree...it does seem too much," she replied.
That ended the immediate conversation although we returned to it several times over the next few days. Mostly, it involved me asking clarifying questions about her discussion with Clemmy. I expected Frank would call quickly and get it over with one way or the other. However, when the weekend arrived and he still hadn't reached out, I assumed they had decided to go with Abby's rejection. Thus, I was mildly surprised when I received a call from the older man on Saturday afternoon.
"By now you must be aware of the conversation our wives had earlier this week," he started after the normal preliminaries.
"Yes, she told me about the discussion," I concurred.
"Perfect. Then, let me be candid but at any point, if you want to end the call, feel free to say so," he started, and after I acknowledged his comment, he continued with, "We are a very select group of attractive, successful, and educated adults that have been in our...scene for many years. When we ran into you and your beautiful wife the first time at the restaurant, we thought y'all would make a great addition to the group and our other interactions have only reinforced that view. With each new couple, we've had to go through an introduction, a discussion like this, and of course, it's quite awkward. In every case, the results have fallen into two camps. First, there are the ones that do not want to consider participation in any way and are offended by the approach. They shut things down quickly. The second group are the curious people...intrigued by the thought but not prepared to do anything without learning more. Never have we met a couple that was instantly eager. I say this so you can understand where you and Abby are in the spectrum. Are you with me so far?"
"I am," I confirmed.
"May I proceed?" the older man asked.
"Sure, go ahead," I told him.
"When Clemmy spoke with your wife, she was clearly quite nervous, as was to be expected. Although she said y'all weren't interested, she did agree to let us talk," Frank explained, and I sensed he was alluding to something the older woman saw that he wanted me to know about. However, I didn't try to clarify and let him continue, "The purpose of this call is to offer you the opportunity to meet and socialize with our little group without any pressure to participate. The others will know you're only there to observe and may decide to leave at any moment."
"Where does all this occur?" I asked, unable to hold back my curiosity about the mechanics.
"Our home usually. It's a very tasteful residence and my wife has done an outstanding job decorating," he explained.
"I see...look, Frank. I...we know that you and Clemmy aren't lunatics but this is way past anything we have ever been confronted with, let alone considered. I think the answer, as we stand here today, is no but I'll talk it over again with Abby and if that changes, we'll reach out." I told the man.
"I can't ask for any more than that. Have a good day," he replied and hung up.
"Was that Frank?" my wife asked suddenly appearing in the room.
"Were you eavesdropping?" I asked with a chuckle.
"No, I was walking by and from the tone..." she replied, fighting back her smile and when I rolled my eyes, she asked, "What did he say?"
I went through the brief discussion and when I finished, she confirmed it was like the message she received from the man's wife. Clearly, the sales pitch strategy focused on getting us to take the next step and meet the group. For the remainder of the afternoon and into the evening, we discussed the bizarre situation and speculated on everything from the people's attractiveness to the process of partner selection. It seemed that each time we contemplated a question it would quickly lead to several more. We found the speculative discussion very entertaining and managed to kill a bottle of wine and part of a second.
"Should we feel honored?" Abby giggled as we discussed our selection.
"I think so. I bet they looked at a hundred couples before they decided to approach us," I replied.