Disclaimer: No minors are depicted in the following. All just good clean fun among consenting adults. Copyright belongs to the author.
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"I don't know about this," CarolAnn said.
"Do you want to crawl around on your hands and knees under tables, sucking cocks all night?"
Not really, CarolAnn thought. The floor in this VFW basement bar was pretty dirty.
"Or do you want to have some fun?" DeeDee said.
A little while before, DeeDee had stood on the stage, CarolAnn beside her, her nakedness glowing like a lantern on a dark summer night.
"Here's how it's gonna work!" DeeDee had called out, and CarolAnn had watched in amazement as an entire roomful of rowdy cops grew quiet. DeeDee had the whole room in the palm of her hand.
"CarolAnn and I absolutely love cum. Your cum. Lots of it. Don't we, baby?"
CarolAnn had looked back into DeeDee's big beautiful green eyes and nodded weakly.
"But we like competition even better. So," DeeDee said, "we're gonna try a blowjob race to five."
"FIVE WHAT?" some guy had yelled.
DeeDee had laughed. "Five big sloppy loads of your man stuff."
The room had erupted in cheers.
"But, again, here's the deal." DeeDee had folded her arms across her prodigious, lofty 38D tit job. "CarolAnn and I tap you in. When you get up here, CarolAnn and I are gonna work like mouth-hole bitches for you and we want big sloppy cumshots."
These cops, bewitched by her, had waited for her to continue.
"We're gonna take a break to set you up with more drinks. In the meantime, every race has a first prize, and when we get back up here, I want to see that prize in cash right here on this stage. Right here!"
DeeDee had looked around imperiously.
"Second prize," she had yelled, "is less than five fucking sloppy loads of hot patrolman baby batter!"
All the cops had cheered, and DeeDee had hugged CarolAnn side to side, four boobs in a row again, and shouted, "Race to five!"
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Now, back at the bar, CarolAnn looked back into DeeDee's earnest green-eyed gaze, and, as usual, melted away. "I guess I want to have some fun," she said.
They'd brought out pitchers of beer to all the tables, and now Sarah the barmaid had filled two shot glasses with tequila. She set them before CarolAnn and DeeDee. DeeDee raised hers up. "Cheers," she said.
"Cheers." They raised their glasses and drank.
"Are we really having a race?" CarolAnn said. She burped discreetly. "I mean, you're gonna win, obviously."
"Don't be ridiculous," DeeDee said. "It's a race, but we split whatever money's up there. Minus a couple hundred for Sarah here."
"Thank you," Sarah said. She was pouring herself a shot of tequila.
"May the best cock-sucking bitch win," DeeDee said.
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When they returned to the stage, there was a surprisingly large stack of cash at the front of it, but DeeDee didn't condescend to count it or even look at it.
"ARE YOU GUYS READY?" she shouted.
"YES!" They were, indeed, ready.
"I know who I want first!" DeeDee said, "And it's you, hot stuff!" She pointed at the big, pot-bellied cop whose lap she had sat on when they'd first come out onto the floor. "Come on up here, you big swinging dick!"
This cop, round, fortyish, balding, leaped up like he'd been picked to participate in a gameshow. Which, in effect, he had.
"I know for a fact your cock is huge," DeeDee said, "because I've sat on it." She looked at CarolAnn. "You better pick a hair-trigger cumshot guy," she said, "because this guy is blowing his load in my face in two minutes or less."
She dropped to her knees and was already working at her guy's belt and then his zipper. She swooped his pants down around his knees and his cock leaped out, already erect. It actually was pretty large, wide in the shaft and hanging almost to mid-thigh. "Oh, fuck me," DeeDee exclaimed. She looked up at her guy. "It's a good thing this is a blowjob race, because if this was an ass-fucking race, I'd be in big trouble."
CarolAnn realized that she needed to pick a guy. She looked out at the cops assembled at the tables. Who? She picked a guy at random from the back of the room, a friendly-seeming guy, young, with a light facial sheen of adult acne and an already receding hairline. A guy who seemed like he might cum fast. "You, baby!" she shouted.
This guy's friends pushed him forward and he climbed onto the stage. He unlatched his belt and bashfully lowered his pants. His dick, utterly limp, hung a scant few inches. CarolAnn dropped to her knees. Oh boy, CarolAnn thought. Here we go.
"COUNT US IN!" DeeDee yelled. "Three!"
The cops picked it up, "Two! One! Go!"
And then it was all cocks, all the time.
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CarolAnn fell behind, one to zero, pretty quickly.
She was mouth-fucking her guy to the best of her ability, his modest-sized cock growing erect in her gaping face, his pubic hair tickling her nose, when the crowd cheered lustily.
"YES!" DeeDee yelled. "Dump that fucking shit on my face! YES! Fucking mess me up!"
CarolAnn, on her knees, her mouth impaled by twitching, bulging dick, was in no position to see what was going on. She could hear DeeDee's guy grunting like a pig, however, and moments later, DeeDee appeared beside her.
"One down, four to go, bitch!" DeeDee said.
DeeDee's left cheek and lips and chin were dripping with man splooge. She set her hand on CarolAnn's guy's thigh and pushed him backwards, so his cock popped out of CarolAnn's mouth, which seemed unfair. Then she leaned in and gave CarolAnn a big sloppy, cummy kiss. She looked up at CarolAnn's guy and his wet, swinging dick.
"Give this whore the cum she needs so bad," she said. And then DeeDee was gone again.