"You're getting me all randy. Tell me the whole story. I wanna know about the stuff I didn't see."
"How much did you see?"
"Only about fifteen minutes. Dan was pumping your ass with his majestic cock with Cathy underneath you when I arrived, and I left when I came, if that makes sense, when you got your second late lunch!"
"You came? Wow. If we'd known you were out there, we would have invited you in. I'm sure Dan wouldn't have complained! You really wanna know, cos it's gonna get me all horny talking about it?"
"Yep, with all the nasty details."
"OK, here goes. Cathy called me on Monday and said we should get together for some fun on my birthday. Said she'd be around at 11:30 and then we'd go for lunch somewhere. True to form she arrived on time and presented me with a bag of goodies, as she put it. Birthday presents. I told her she shouldn't have, but everybody says that, don't they? There were three wrapped packages, which I thought was overkill really. She said I had to open them in order. They were even labeled 'Leanne 1, 2 and 3.' The first turned out to be the red "outfit" you saw. It was pretty minimal as you saw, not even any panties! I was only wearing a robe, so it didn't take me long to "dress." I told her that this didn't seem very suitable for going out in. She said not to worry as lunch was arriving later. Special delivery. She then put my hair up into a high ponytail, like she had, as she ran her fingers up my thigh and tickled my clit. Maybe lunch can wait I thought at the time. The second present didn't need Sherlock Holmes to work out what it was, the only question really was what color. It turned out to be a ten inch purple strap-on, and the irony was that I didn't know if it was a present for me or for Cathy! She told me to put it on and model it. By now she had slipped two fingers up my very wet cunt and was tickling the pucker of my ass with the other hand. I made some lame joke about it being my present and she should be wearing the strap-on, which she had no objection to either. I was about to take out the third present from the bag when she told me that that would have to wait until we had tested the strap-on. She removed her short black skirt and blouse to reveal her pantiless pussy and firm tits, both of which she made a point of caressing erotically before she put on the strap-on. She came over and started to kiss me deeply, sliding her tongue into my mouth as I reciprocated. She had adjusted the strap-on so it was sliding between my legs, stimulating my now burning pussy. She was fingering herself with her right hand and using her left to tease my ass, before gently slipping a finger up it. I moved myself back and sat on the couch spreading my legs as wide as they'd go before demanding Cathy to lick my cunt and stick a finger up my ass. She proceeded to attack my clit and fuck my ass with two fingers. I was getting really into it then. I can't remember what I was saying, just nasty, unabated slutty talk. The kind you usually don't want your daughter to hear, I might add, young lady. But it seems we have a somewhat new Mother Daughter relationship now—or at least the beginnings of. And if you carry on rubbing that pussy of yours any longer, I'm gonna have to lose this dress and give my pussy a good fingering. I was so caught up with the story I didn't notice you'd taken your shorts off. As there don't appear to be any panties on the floor I assume you weren't wearing any in the first place. Mmm, I can see now what got you going so much when you saw me at it. You're turning me on as well Crystal."
"Stop digressing Mother, get on with the story. We can get down to business later, if that's OK with you. Yes, I wanna fuck my mother, but for now just finish the story. I'll take care of my cunt for now while I listen."
"So, Cathy had her tongue up my cunt while she was fingering my ass. After I'd come all over her beautiful face, pulling her head into my cunt until my orgasm subsided, I told her it was time to test the merchandise. She asked me how I wanted to do it and I made some comment about the fact that as I'd been looking at her pretty much face-to-face since she arrived, maybe I should bend over something and let her fuck me from behind. I stood by the desk over there and raised one leg onto it. I reached back with both hands, spread my ass cheeks and told her to fuck my cunt, and to do a good job of it too, after all it was my birthday. Little did I know what was gonna happen later! Like I said, I was starting to get really into it now. She guided the ten-inch purple present towards my cream-oozing pussy and didn't mess about. She rammed about seven of those lovely inches straight into my cunt and fucked the living daylights out of me. As she was doing this I rubbed my clit as Cathy pinched my nipples, squeezing and rubbing them. I came about three times more before I told her that it was my turn to do her. What she said next seemed odd at the time and puzzled me. She said that as much as she dearly wanted me to fuck her there and then, she was gonna fuck my ass, just to prepare it for later. What's later I thought? I've been fucked in the ass many a time. Have you been fucked in the ass Crystal? If you were watching when I think you were, you heard my lewd reference to you. I was just assuming that you had, as Dan was doing such a top job of it."
"MOTHER, get on with the story. Yes, I have. Dan was the first to, and my new boyfriend at college has done me in the "chocolate starfish" as he calls it. Carry on."
"Anyway, she slipped the purple protrusion from my satisfied pussy and slid it up my butt ever so slowly. That was the biggest thing I'd ever had in there, and it took a while to get about eight of those inches in, but when she did she pounded that thing into my ass like there was no tomorrow. She had one hand caressing my tits and the other rubbing my pussy. I came again all over Professor Purple, as I'd decided to call 'him' and told Cathy that it was time for me to try out my pressy. Without going into all the details Crystal, we basically did what I've just told you in reverse."
"So, what was present number three?"
"A video. I asked Cathy what it was and she said stick it in the VCR and find out. I put it in and pressed play. Looked a bit crappy at first but once the pictures started to move it was fine. Fine in the sense of quality. What I was actually looking at was Dan, your ex boyfriend, fucking Cathy's face with long hard strokes. We watched it for maybe twenty minutes, while playing with each other's pussies, tits and asses. At one point Cathy was straddling Dan, facing away from him, with his cock up her ass. She was riding him and yelling nasty talk into the camera about how she wanted him to come in her mouth after he'd fucked her ass and what did he think about fucking his ex girlfriend's mother in the ass for her birthday next week. When he said he was gonna come she leapt off him and took him straight into her mouth, come flying all over the place before she managed to get a grip on the situation. I was obviously interested, seeing as he was your ex. Was he doing this to Crystal I thought?"
"Mum, my pussy is in dire need of a good something. Do you have a dildo or something I can use?"
"Hang on a minute, I'll get you one. You are a nasty girl, aren't you? Like Mother like Daughter I think is the phrase. I'm looking forward to our newfound relationship!"
The wine was still flowing and she returned with not one but two dildos, telling me that she would probably need something to satisfy her cunt soon too. I was now on a level with my mother that I'd never contemplated. Here we were talking openly about sex and she was lending me a dildo to fuck my pussy and any other available orifices with.
"Thanks Mum, love you. What happened next? I wanna know how Dan got into the birthday equation."
"Well, about the time that he was coming all over Cathy's face on the video, the doorbell rang. Not the best timing I thought at the time for anyone to be visiting, what with us both sitting in our dirty whore outfits. Cathy then said that this was the 'lunch delivery.' I let her answer the door and thought about going to the kitchen to get plates and stuff when Cathy reappeared in the living room with a really wicked smile on her face. She asked me if I was ready for the 'bonus' present and of course after the fun we'd already had I had no doubt the 'bonus' present was going to involve something of a sexual nature. Well, the only answer in the state I was in Crystal was 'yes.' And then Dan walked in. I found out shortly that Cathy had been fucking him since you went to college.
'Happy Birthday Mrs. Love' he said. I told him that if anything remotely close to what I'd just seen on the video was going to happen that perhaps Mrs. was not appropriate under the circumstances, especially given what I'm wearing, or not. 'Call me Leanne' I said, 'and if things go as far as I think they are gonna, you can call me pretty much anything you like, except Mrs.' Is this shocking you Crystal? Hearing your Mother talk like a cock and pussy-craving bitch?
"No, I love it. If anything was shocking it was what I saw, but as you can see my cunt is juiced up a treat. You haven't been watching at all. Look at my pussy Mum, it's the wettest it's ever been. This is the dirtiest story I ever heard. Will you fuck me with your new strap-on later?"
"You want me too? Yeah, OK. The times they are a changing babe. I never in a million years thought that I'd be sitting with you talking like this and agreeing to us fucking each other. I bet your pussy is as juicy as mine is. Will you fuck me in the ass with Professor Purple later? I'd love that."
"Deal, now finish the story."
"So, Dan walks in, and after the preliminary chat about what to call me, Cathy starts to rub his crotch. How she answered the door wearing what she was or wasn't was probably enough to make most people cream their pants, regardless of sex, and here was poor Dan! She was trying to be some kind of porn queen or something and doing a very good job of it. His bulge was becoming decidedly bigger as she stroked away. She can talk really dirty when she wants to, as I guess you heard. You'd never think she was a high-flying lawyer when you saw her like that. Cathy said that this was the bonus present and asked if I minded, as she knew all too well that Crystal, you, had been out with him. This was when she told me that they'd been fucking since you left for college. Well, no offense darling, but I was not in a mood to refuse such an offer. I asked what they, or more to the point, Cathy, had in mind. Cathy said that we were gonna do anything and everything. I have to admit it's not an offer you get every day! I walked over and dropped to my knees as I unzipped my bonus present. I pulled his cock out and started to furiously deep-throat him. Cathy got down next to me, she'd thrown Professor Purple onto the couch, and we gave him a double header. Again, the idea of whose birthday it was hit me, but to be honest, I didn't care at all. Your ex has one hell of a cock and I intended to get the most out of it, literally. As we slobbered and drooled over his pulsating shaft, he started getting into the dirty talk too. Must have learned that form Cathy I thought. He was calling us his sluts and telling us how he was gonna fuck us in our mouths, pussies and asses. We decided to move to the conservatory then, open the doors and let some air in. It was getting too hot in here. We carried on fucking his cock with our mouths, as the other licked his balls. Then Cathy told him to fuck my tits as she took the head into her mouth on each upstroke. Cathy then told me to go for it, that the first blast was all for me, my first late lunch. I told him to grab the back of my head and fuck my mouth until he came. He didn't last long before I felt his warm spunk shoot down my throat. I swallowed most of it and the rest drooled out of the corners of my mouth, where Cathy was eagerly waiting to steal the excess. He barely went limp and we had him hard as a rock again in a minute. I told him he still had four holes left to fuck and I wanted my pussy done first. Cathy and I rolled over onto the rug, me lying on my back with my legs spread as Cathy leaned across me, parted my pussy lips and licked at my clit before guiding Dan's cock into my cunt. She told him to fuck me like his life depended on it. And he most certainly did. I was thrashing about, urging him to screw me deeper. Cathy kept up the clit lapping bringing me to another intense orgasm, before sucking his cock out of my pussy and telling us that it was her turn. She straddled him, facing him as I threw my leg over Dan's face and told him to eat my pussy as Cathy rode up and down on his pole, yelling the usual gutter-talk at him and reaching around to pinch my nipples. Next thing I knew she was sticking two lubed up fingers in my ass telling me that she was getting hole number five ready for action. I was grinding my cunt into his tongue telling him that he was gonna butt-fuck his ex girlfriend's mother next.
