I'm a 35 year old lesbian, been since high school and I like it, haven't even been close to a man's dick since I was 22 when I did a threesome with a friend and her boyfriend. I'm also a big healthy redheaded gal, 6-3 tall and 245 pretty put together pounds so I can be intimidating to both genders.
I had to go to California for a seminar for work so I stayed a few days on either end because I had some friends in the area and they threw a party. It was a good trip and I was having a good time, I wasn't hammered but I was feeling no pain.
The strange part of the party was I found myself really getting along with these two guys. They were cousins, well some kind of cousins-in-law because they weren't related, I had trouble understanding it all. Anyway looking just like two blonde surfer dudes, both 5-10 tall and 170 pounds. They probably could have had their pick of the women present but somehow found themselves hanging with the big dyke and we were getting along great.
Well as the hour approached and the party was breaking up I was thinking how I hadn't noticed that many prospects on the female side to score with, maybe because I was drinking too much or spent too much time with Adam and Teddy but I figured it was just one night. That's when Adam just about knocks me over asking, "So Nancy, it's the witching hour what would you say to coming home with Teddy and me and getting it on?"
Maybe it was the wine or the whiskey but the pause I took before responding was a few seconds but felt like an hour. My mind raced as I wanted to tell him he should really think about what he was asking, hitting on lesbians isn't productive, he and Teddy were hot guys if you like guys so they could score easily if they looked around but they weren't going to turn me around and I thought about pointing out the obvious size differential.
But it's hard to say who was more surprised, them or me when I did manage my come back, "I'm thinking it would take both of you studly young men to show this much dyke a good time. Do you think you're up to the job?"
'Did I just think and really say that?' I thought because it sounded like I was saying yes to these two guys. Then I realized I did and for whatever reason, the booze, being on vacation, these two blonde dudes hitting on me I figured, Hell yeah I'm going wild tonight because I can.
So when Teddy said, "We always say, 'go big or go home' Red, we think we're up to it. So if you want to get some man love we'll step up and give you the double dude dose, what do you say?"
I knew I was drunk enough to be game too, so taking a crotch in each hand said, "Well boys let's get to getting it on before I remember that I'm the big dyke." And we departed for their apartment which was a quick sprint about two blocks away.
We were all laughing and grabbing on the way to the bedroom, as well as getting out of our clothes which didn't take long. I was face to face towering over my two blonde California dudes but they were game alright each putting an arm around my waist and leaning in to kiss one of my 42DD's. Not exactly idle myself I reached down to get my hands on the first two cocks I've held for a long time. And I could tell they were already happy to see me since both were hard and filled my hands, and I've got bigger than average hands.
With a hard nine inches in each hand, I have to admit my powers of estimation in this area are weak so I just asked and the boys were all too proud to admit how they were hanging, I wondered what I had gotten myself into but I was going. And I decided to get going, I turned towards Adam and putting my hands under his arms I literally tossed him onto the bed then I dove between his legs to get me a taste of some man meat.
I was on my knees with my big ass up in the air and with little recent practical experience to rely on I opened wide and took the head of Adam's dong in my mouth. Even if it's not like riding a bike I got acclimated fairly quickly and was giving hetero head.
Teddy was behind me and leaning on my back, he started out at my shoulders giving me a thorough rubdown worked his way down my back until he was squeezing my fat butt. As he continued to massage my ass with one hand, which felt damn good, his other found my pussy and he was working two fingers in me.
Then as I was adjusting my jaw to take in more of Adam's tool and actually suck it pretty good Teddy had maneuvered on his back under me and was bracing his hands on my hips to pull himself up and get to my pussy. Damn who knew this is would involve gymnastics.
With Teddy getting my snatch hot and wet, the young man can lick pussy, I was relaxed and doing pretty good on Adam's big boner. But I have to admit my cocksucking while enthusiastic wasn't mastery. I was swallowing about 6 inches but figured that was my limit so I paused to look up at Adam and said, "Well big boy, I have to tell you. I'm getting the hang of this but there's no deep throat action going to happen."
I felt Teddy pause underneath me and say, "Don't sweat it Nancy, we've both done each other many a time."
With Adam responding, "True enough Nancy, we get to do that all the time. Rest assured you're doing a fabulous job for a les but fucking that red hot pussy is the big deal, so if you're ready for that Teddy and I can swap ends and get to it."
